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Superman face his yesteryear and the Phantom King in Action Comics # 1071 , while Supergirl stand tribulation .
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inquire the supernal prison house make by his Fatherhood , Superman notice himself lost before the dread Phantom King .
But what surprisal reveal is in memory for him ?
A cue lie in Superman ’s adolescent days !
Plus , Supergirl come up herself on test as she get facial expression - to - brass with the jurist of the United Planets ' high-pitched tribunal !
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Behold , the abstract :
TRAPPED IN THE PHANTOM geographical zone !
This was inquire the aeriform prison house make by his father of the church , superman see himself lost before the fear phantom king .
But what surprisal reveal is in storage for him ?
A clew lie in Superman ’s teen old age !
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ACTION COMICS # 1071DC Comics0824DC0770824DC078 – Action Comics # 1071 Wes Craig Cover – $ 5.990824DC079 – Action Comics # 1071 Stevan Subic Cover – $ 5.99(W ) Mark Waid , Mariko Tamaki ( A ) Clayton Henry , Michael Shelfer , Skylar Patridge ( CA ) Clayton HenryTRAPPED IN THE PHANTOM zona !
investigate the supernal prison house make by his forefather , Superman feel himself lost before the fear Phantom King .
But what surprisal reveal is in depot for him ?
A cue rest in Superman ’s adolescent year !
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