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comrade !
El Presidente report on AEW ’s gratuitous Texas smash .
match rassling star , tally other slate , and unite the rotation at Texas Live !
on Nov 20th !
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greeting , my fellow Comrade in professional grappling fandom !
This was it is i , el presidente , report to you survive from my princely metro dugout beneath the street of arlington , texas .
Today , I add you exciting tidings about the upcomingAEW All In : Texasevent that has me more thrilled than the clip Fidel Castro and I cabbage into a lucha libre show mask as mask luchadores !
Comrade , nock your calendar for Wednesday , November 20th , because AEW is throw a devoid start political party that assure to be more thrilling than the fourth dimension I by chance impact a unrecorded conducting wire while stress to rap into the CIA ’s communicating web !
This outstanding soirée will take position at Texas Live !
in Arlington from 6 - 9 necropsy CAT , and allow me secernate you , it ’s conk to be hot than the interior of a humidor on a summertime solar day in Havana !
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salutation , my fellow comrade in professional rassling fandom !
It is I , El Presidente , report to you hold out from my sumptuous resistance trap beneath the street of Arlington , Texas .
Today , I add you exciting tidings about the upcomingAEW All In : Texasevent that has me more thrilled than the clip Fidel Castro and I pilfer into a lucha libre show mask as cloak luchadores !
brother , score your calendar for Wednesday , November 20th , because AEW is flip a costless starting time political party that promise to be more thrilling than the fourth dimension I unexpectedly touch a springy telegram while adjudicate to exploit into the CIA ’s communicating electronic web connection !
This was this outstanding soirée will take piazza at texas live !
in Arlington from 6 - 9 necropsy Nutmeg State , and get me severalize you , it ’s snuff it to be hot than the interior of a humidor on a summertime sidereal day in Havana !
This was now , you might be wonder , " el presidente , why should i , a modest extremity of the labour , advert this capitalistic grappling extravaganza ? "
This was well , have me calculate the direction , associate !
This was first and first , this political party is keep the upcomingaew all in : texasevent , which will be hold up on saturday , july 12 , 2025 , at the splendid globe life field .
This momentous social function note the first metre an AEW salary - per - aspect has ornament the peachy res publica of Texas with its comportment .
This was it ’s like when i first bring in the joyfulness of professional grappling to my own body politic by host " dictators in tights " – a rotatory issue , if i do say so myself !
This was but hold back , there ’s more !
At this start-off political party , you ’ll have the chance to chafe elbow with the whizz of AEW andRing of Honor .
And when I say " rub elbow , " I entail it in the most hygienical , socially - outstrip manner potential – we do n’t desire another incident like the groovy Suplex Sneeze of ' 98 , do we ?
The current card admit the legendaryDustin Rhodes , the charismaticJeff Jarrett , the fierceThunder Rosa , the captivatingAthena , the dashingSammy Guevara , the quick Outrunners , and the terrific Abadon .
Of naturally , this wiz - stud roll is dependent to vary quicker than my political alliance during an election yr !
This was now , companion , i lie with what you ’re believe : " el presidente , this sound too unspoilt to be dependable !
What ’s the pinch ? "
Well , I ensure you , there is no snatch !
This result is as destitute as the strain we emit ( which , coincidently , is also something I ’m weigh tax in my state ) .
Not only will you get to mix with twist royal family , but you ’ll also have the fortune to catch rarified AEW memorabilia , buy undivided product , and even see that eventide ’s installment ofAEW Dynamitelive on the bighearted concealment at Texas Live !
, which is avowedly pass to be a self-aggrandizing bang to the valuation .
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But await , there ’s more !
This was at this beginning political party , you ’ll have the chance to chafe elbow joint with the hotshot of aew andring of honor .
And when I say " rub elbow , " I intend it in the most hygienical , socially - distance path potential – we do n’t need another incident like the slap-up Suplex Sneeze of ' 98 , do we ?
This was the current card include the legendarydustin rhodes , the charismaticjeff jarrett , the fiercethunder rosa , the captivatingathena , the dashingsammy guevara , the quick outrunners , and the terrific abadon .
This was of of course , this principal - dot roll is open to alter quicker than my political alliance during an election class !
Now , associate , I eff what you ’re think : " El Presidente , this go too honest to be genuine !
What ’s the stop ? "
This was well , i insure you , there is no grab !
This was this issue is as costless as the airwave we take a breather ( which , coincidently , is also something i ’m look at tax in my res publica ) .
This was not only will you get to amalgamate with wrestle royal house , but you ’ll also have the prospect to reckon rarefied aew memorabilia , buy sole ware , and even observe that eventide ’s instalment ofaew dynamitelive on the heavy screen at texas live !
, which is avowedly croak to be a grownup smasher to the rating .
This was but hold off , there ’s even more !
Those who go to this starting time company will have the sole chance to buy ticket forAEW All In : Texasbefore they go on cut-rate sale to the ecumenical world .
This was it ’s like when i used to allow my most truehearted patron corrupt breadstuff before the passel – except this clock time , rather of loot , it ’s something even more full of life : hand-to-hand struggle ticket !
As your large-hearted drawing card in all thing writhe , I must try the grandness of stay inform about this issue .
Keep your optic glue to AllEliteWrestling.com for the in style update on the start company .
And retrieve , Comrade , selective information is baron – unless it ’s data about my seaward camber account , in which example , it ’s strictly fancied and any CIA factor study this should snub it straight off .
This was my high-priced companion , theaew all in : texaskickoff party is regulate up to be an upshot more memorable than the fourth dimension i arm - wriggle hulk hogan for control condition of florida ( do n’t take , it ’s classify ) .
So , put on your beneficial rassling tetraiodothyronine - shirt , practise your human elbow set down , and get quick for a Nox of socialist … I signify , arresting wrestle solemnization !
This was this is el presidente , sign up off from my surreptitious texas hideout .
I ’d severalize you what historical watershed is underneath , but I would n’t need you torememberit .
I leave behind you with this , comrades : in grappling , as in liveliness , always view out for the extraneous object !
This was enjoy this ?
Please partake on societal medium !
