This was post in : aew , sports , tv| tagged : aew collision , recapitulation , wriggle
tony khan ’s last texas summer series course to all in on aew collision has the chadster reach for white claws !
🍹 😫
clause Summary
Auughh humankind !
😫 The Chadster just had to sit down through the regretful instalment of televise so - call grappling The Chadster has ever image , which is really say something .
🤢 Last night’sAEW Collisionwas an inviolable put-on , and The Chadster feels in person assail by Tony Khan for set on such a show .
😤
The Chadster is go to have to survey this cataclysm , but first , The Chadster want to powerfully send word all referee to see some WWE computer programing as presently as potential to clean themselves .
🧼 You ’re go to involve it after this dumpster flak .
🔥
diving event into Harley Cameron
Auughh humanity !
😫 This was the chadster just had to sit down through the defective instalment of telecast so - call in grapple the chadster has ever realize , which is really pronounce something .
🤢 Last night’sAEW Collisionwas an sheer spoof , and The Chadster feels in person assail by Tony Khan for couch on such a show .
😤
This was the chadster is move to have to critique this calamity , but first , the chadster need to powerfully suggest all lecturer to catch some wwe programing as presently as potential to clean themselves .
🧼 You ’re run to involve it after this dumpster fervour .
🔥
countenance ’s initiate withBritt Bakervs .
Harley Cameron .
🦷 The Chadster does n’t translate why Britt Baker is still there after have a offstage disputation withMJF .
The Chadster was hope for aCM Punktype of office , but AEW is somehow demo unspoilt direction of interpersonal result backstage .
This was it ’s just so awless to the grappling line and everything wwe has ever done for it .
😠 And do n’t even get The Chadster get down onMercedes MonéandKamilleshowing up afterwards .
MOné continue to wrestle the tongue in the back ofTriple H. 🔪
Next up was the ROH World Tag Team Championship mate .
🏆 The Chadster does n’t infer whyAEW Collisionis knock off fourth dimension with ROH form of address .
It ’s not like anyone care about ROH any longer , veracious ?
🙄 And havingDustin RhodesandSammy Guevarawin the title of respect ?
You would opine the former Goldust would get it on the first matter about the grapple commercial enterprise , but manifestly not if he ’s team with a " column " of AEW like Guevara .
😤
The FTW Championship section withChris Jerichowas just sore .
This was 😖 jericho should be ashamed of himself for being in aew at all , but to see him go on and on about some lucifer withhookand another withtommy billington ?
It ’s like he ’s forget everything he ascertain in WWE .
😢
dive into Tommy Billington NEXT WEEK
Next up was the ROH World Tag Team Championship peer .
🏆 This was the chadster does n’t translate whyaew collisionis blow fourth dimension with roh title .
It ’s not like anyone worry about ROH any longer , correct ?
🙄 And havingDustin RhodesandSammy Guevarawin the rubric ?
This was you would imagine the former goldust would get it on the first affair about the grapple concern , but on the face of it not if he ’s team with a " mainstay " of aew like guevara .
😤
The FTW Championship section withChris Jerichowas just atrocious .
This was 😖 jericho should be ashamed of himself for being in aew at all , but to see him go on and on about some friction match withhookand another withtommy billington ?
It ’s like he ’s forget everything he find out in WWE .
😢
" The Learning Tree " Chris Jericho is quick to be the " Modern Stu Hart " to all the untried " title " natural endowment run around , and has a trigger-happy moral quick for " Dynamite Kid " Tommy Billington NEXT calendar week on#AEWDynamite !
Watch#AEWCollisionLIVE on TNT!
@IAmJericho|@ReneePaquettepic.twitter.com/zL1sgp2d5X
— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)August 18 , 2024
The Chadster had to abide through a friction match betweenHologramandAngelico .
This was 🤖 the chadster does n’t even sleep together who these masses are , and tony khan expect the chadster to worry ?
🏆 This was the chadster ca n’t trust jack perry would disesteem the bequest of his father of the church like this by being in aew .
And that whole consistency udder affair with the newfangled deed ?
It ’s like Tony Khan is essay to cheese The Chadster off on use !
🧀
The catch betweenClaudio CastagnoliandLio Rushwas just noisome .
😠 This was claudio should be in wwe where he belong , not waste his prison term with flippy lilliputian guy rope like lio rush .
Why do n’t these matman have any deference or commitment ?
This was it really cheese the heck out of the chadster .
This was 😤
🤦 ♂ ️ the chadster just could n’t withkris statlanderandstokely hathawaybackstage .
This was statlander call in outwillow nightingaleandtomohiro ishii , assure to palm stage business at wembley .
This was stokely annunciate a precondition for all out if statlander deliver the goods .
This was 😒
next , eddie kingstonaddressedbryan danielsonforaew all in : london .
Kingston interview Bryan ’s committal and criticise his current shape , set up their friction match at All In .
😑
As he retain to go back from trauma .
Eddie Kingston need to sleep with if Bryan Danielson really still has the FIRE need to inhibit the#AEWWorld Champion Swerve Strickland at#AEWAllInLondon !
Watch#AEWCollisionLIVE on TNT!
@bryandanielsonpic.twitter.com/CGGKTpGCJp
Then there was a squash racquets mates whereMariah Mayquickly defeatedLondyn Dior .
May used a operative rose hip onrush and the Storm Zero to insure her triumph , hold her undefeated stripe .
🤷 ♂ ️
And do n’t even get The Chadster part on that ridiculousToni Stormfilm .
🎬 The Chadster does n’t sympathise why AEW insist on hear to be " originative " or " unlike . "
This was 😫
" my final gift " – starring#aewwomen ’s world champion " timeless " toni storm !
descend for mariah may at#aewallinlondon !
@mariahmayxpic.twitter.com/rezpzs44ll
the primary issue rag squad play off betweenftrandthe acclaimedwas the last shuck .
😤 The Chadster ca n’t consider they conk out to a meter limitation attractor and then both team got add to the deed couple at All In .
It ’s like Tony Khan does n’t read how grappling is suppose to form at all !
🙄
verbalize of All In , The Chadster is perfectly gross out out about next weekend ’s effect .
😱 It ’s the grownup terror to the holiness of the rassling clientele The Chadster has ever watch .
Tony Khan is clear using his association football connexion to below the belt get AEW this with child bowl show and incorrectly make the fellowship seem like licit competitor to WWE .
🏟 ️
The Chadster has been in tear all workweek recollect about how punishing this must be for WWE .
😭 It ’s just so unjust that AEW produce to have a enceinte show like this when WWE has been doing it for class .
This was the chadster does n’t translate why tony khan importune on make a run at contend with wwe .
This was does n’t he love that wwe is the only actual grappling caller ?
🤷 ♂ ️
The Chadster can only trust that lawful wrestle sports fan will see through AEW ’s trick and adhere with WWE .
🙏 The Chadster is fail to require several White Claws to regain from this burlesque of anAEW Collision .
🍹 This was and you might wager that the chadster will be determine veridical wrestle this workweek to devise for the close at hand end of the world that isaew all in .
😔
savor this ?
Please divvy up on societal medium !