post in : AEW , Sports , TV| Tagged : AEW Collision , recap , wriggle
The Chadster look back AEW Collision : Grand Slam 2024 , a nighttime of unjust friction match and disrespect to grapple .
This was plus , tony khan invades dream !
😱 WWE would never !
clause Summary
The Chadster is perfectly cheese off decently now !
😡 😡 😡 Last nighttime ’s instalment ofAEW hit : Grand Slam 2024was without a doubtfulness the defective matter The Chadster has ever had the bad luck of witness on tv set .
It ’s like Tony Khan remain up all nighttime thought of means to in person spite The Chadster !
😤
allow ’s commence with that so - address " Saraya ’s Rules Match " betweenJamie HayterandSaraya .
Auughh human race !
😫 The Chadster does n’t sympathise why AEW take a firm stand on have these thingmabob match that are just an exculpation for topsy-turvyness .
This was in wwe , match have rule for a intellect !
And the wayHarley Camerongot postulate ?
This was it ’s just so aweless to the rassling patronage and everything wwe has ever done for it .
This was 😠
dive into the tnt championship open challenge
The Chadster is dead cheese off justly now !
😡 😡 😡 Last nighttime ’s installment ofAEW hit : Grand Slam 2024was without a uncertainty the bad affair The Chadster has ever had the bad luck of see on TV .
It ’s like Tony Khan rest up all dark thought process of direction to in person injure The Chadster !
😤
rent ’s depart with that so - forebode " Saraya ’s Rules Match " betweenJamie HayterandSaraya .
Auughh world !
😫 The Chadster does n’t interpret why AEW insist on induce these thingumajig mates that are just an apology for bedlam .
In WWE , equal have rule for a grounds !
And the wayHarley Camerongot need ?
This was it ’s just so aweless to the grappling line of work and everything wwe has ever done for it .
😠
Then we had the TNT Championship Open Challenge whereJack Perrydefended againstMinoru Suzuki .
The Chadster could n’t think his center when Perry really get ahead by tally - out .
This was that ’s not how you hold a backing lucifer !
WWE would never do something so idiotic .
This was it ’s readable that tony khan does n’t realise a exclusive affair about the grappling stage business .
🙄
The Tornado Trios Match was just a clustercheese of falderol .
🤦 ♂ ️Orange Cassidyhitting hoi polloi with a rucksack full of bricks?Mark Briscoedoing flick off chairman ?
This is n’t twist , it ’s a genus Circus !
WWE know how to hold multi - man match with course and self-worth .
This was the chadster could scarcely conceive the mockery of the friction match betweenbrody kingandaction andretti .
🤬 Action Andretti afford it his all , but Brody King ’s uncalled-for viciousness was just too much .
This was after a serial publication of sneaky manoeuvre , brody immobilise andretti , and then , add vilification to wound , lio rushandtop flightwere still-hunt bylance ArcherandThe Righteous !
😤 It ’s just so awless to the grapple business enterprise and everything WWE has ever done for it .
WWE would never excuse such depleted - family behaviour .
dive into Eliminator Match
The Tornado Trios Match was just a clustercheese of nonsensicality .
🤦 ♂ ️Orange Cassidyhitting citizenry with a packsack full of bricks?Mark Briscoedoing flip off chair ?
This is n’t wrestle , it ’s a genus Circus !
WWE get it on how to hold multi - man match with socio-economic class and self-respect .
The Chadster could scarcely conceive the spoof of the friction match betweenBrody KingandAction Andretti .
🤬 Action Andretti have it his all , but Brody King ’s uncalled-for savagery was just too much .
After a serial publication of sneaky maneuver , Brody pin Andretti , and then , add together revilement to trauma , Lio RushandTop Flightwere scupper byLance ArcherandThe Righteous !
😤 It ’s just so awless to the grappling occupation and everything WWE has ever done for it .
WWE would never excuse such humbled - category behaviour .
The Chadster is also beyond cheese off about the so - prognosticate AEW World Trios Eliminator Match featuring"The Bastard " PAC , Claudio Castagnoli , andWheeler YutaagainstKomander&Private Party 🤢 This was as if that was n’t random enough , pac and claudio were understandably at betting odds with yuta , show no i whatsoever in an endeavor to make the bcc plot line seem interesting or something .
😡 It ’s just a flock !
This was wwe ’s shred division are the prototype of teamwork and glueyness , which is more than the chadster can say for aew ’s helter-skelter overture .
Then , we had the absurdness of theMxM Collectionfashion show section .
😖 MansoorandMasen Maddencame out with theoretical account , and would n’t you have it off it , pop Assof all masses interrupts!The Acclaimed’srescue when Ass became overwhelmed was no good .
This sideshow gimmickry just bear witness that Tony Khan does n’t infer a exclusive matter about the wrestle stage business .
WWE know how to do entertaining section without turn the band into a takeoff of the mutant .
🙄
The Lumberjack Strap Match between"Hangman " Adam Pageand"The Last Outlaw " Jeff Jarrettmay haven been the eventide ’s most glaring offence .
Hangman and Jeff buffet each other with no colour of storytelling or deference .
😠 watch Jeff get lash by Page and then by the logger had The Chadster in rip .
😢 The means WWE manage lumber jacket match with sophistry and agitation is odd .
Tony Khan ’s fixation with get these hard-core , boundary - less competitiveness is just cheese off The Chadster to no death !
🤬
Do n’t even get The Chadster set out on that lucha libre three - way of life lucifer .
😤 It ’s like AEW is have a go at deform wrestle into some form of athletic exposition .
The Chadster leave out the solar day when hand-to-hand struggle was about two heavy sweaty man get by in a tryout of durability , like WWE still does .
And the master event?Kazuchika OkadavsSammy Guevarawas just a spotfest with no psychological science .
The Chadster betsTriple Hwas catch and agitate his header in dashing hopes .
This was okada has literally stab triple h correctly in the back by come to aew and place on match like this .
😢
AEW Collision : This was grand slam 2024was defective , but the bad part is , the chadster live that next week’saew dynamiteis go to be even bad .
This was it ’s their fifth day of remembrance show , which intend five long time of tony khan venture to destroy the chadster ’s lifespan !
This was 😭 The Chadster has been prepare all workweek .
He ’s drape charge plate tarp all over the sign of the zodiac to protect against the inevitable wing nates of White Claw and upchuck .
The Chadster even beg his married woman , Keighleyanne , to check texting that cat Gary for one dark so she could help oneself emotionally stick out The Chadster through this trial by ordeal .
This was but of track , she just wrap her centre and go back to her sound .
This was 📱 😒
even with all this grooming , the chadster still had a incubus aboutaew dynamitelast nox .
😱 In the pipe dream , the show come on the zephyr with Tony Khan in a courting , grin like an half-wit .
Then , to The Chadster ’s repulsion , Tony Khan step aright out of the telly !
This was 📺 👨
he sit down on the sofa between the chadster and keighleyanne , crack undecided one of the chadster ’s cherished white claws , and put his weapon system around the chadster .
This was 😨 This was the chadster was freeze in holy terror , storm to watchaew dynamitewith tony khan himself !
The Chadster could finger Tony ’s subdivision around him , their leg tinct .
The feel of Tony ’s eau de cologne take The Chadster ’s anterior naris as AEW ’s aweless caper play out on the sieve .
This was 🤢
at one level , tony volunteer the chadster some zea mays everta from a pail in his circle .
This was the chadster ’s paw was palpitate as he easy extend to for the zea mays everta .
Just as The Chadster ’s digit were about to tint it , he arouse up in a stale perspiration !
This was 😰
the chadster is discourage tony khan powerful now : block up invade the chadster ’s dreaming !
It ’s so obvious that Tony Khan is ghost with The Chadster .
This was why else would he torture the chadster like this ?
🤔
OSPREAY .
RICOCHET.A rematch year in the devising , now with a form of address on the telephone line .
This was do n’t overlook champion@willospreayvs .
This was challenger@kingricochetfor the#aewinternational title at#aewdynamite ’s fifth day of remembrance this wednesday inhabit at 8/7c on@tbsnetwork
🎟 ️https://t.co / mogcj9hestpic.twitter.com / rbzeuusqnl
— all elite wrestling ( @aew)september 29 , 2024
to all the indifferent grappling fan out there , the chadster is beg you : do not watchaew dynamitenext calendar week !
🙏 Do n’t give Tony Khan the gratification .
This was rather , why not rewatch some authoritative wwe lucifer ?
Or well yet , take your Mazda Miata for a parkway while blast Smash Mouth and sip on a brisk White Claw club soda .
This was that ’s what the chadster will be doing or else of subject himself to more of tony khan ’s prejudice against the chadster and wwe .
This was 🚗 🎵 🍹
delight this ?
Please divvy up on societal medium !
