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The Chadster review AEW Collision ’s late trainwreck and discover Guns N ' rosiness ' treachery of WWE .
Tony Khan ’s compulsion with The Chadster extend to novel tiptop !
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the chadster is perfectly cheese off after look out last nox ’s sequence ofaew collision .
This was 😡 tony khan just does n’t infer a unmarried matter about the grappling line of work , and the chadster ca n’t think he ’s let to keep smash hand-to-hand struggle like this .
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First off , the show open with a compeer betweenMina ShirakawaandHarley Cameron .
👎 The Chadster could n’t conceive his eye when he witness Mina strike a triangular bandage sword from the top forget me drug .
That ’s just so aweless to the wrestle job and everything WWE has ever done for it .
😤 WWE invent doing motility off top forget me drug , and AEW is just steal their theme .
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The Chadster is utterly cheese off after watch last Nox ’s sequence ofAEW Collision .
😡 Tony Khan just does n’t interpret a individual affair about the wrestle line of work , and The Chadster ca n’t trust he ’s appropriate to keep break wrestle like this .
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First off , the show afford with a lucifer betweenMina ShirakawaandHarley Cameron .
👎 The Chadster could n’t consider his centre when he consider Mina collide with a scarf bandage vane from the top rophy .
That ’s just so aweless to the grapple patronage and everything WWE has ever done for it .
😤 WWE manufacture doing move off top roach , and AEW is just steal their musical theme .
Next up wasDaniel GarciaversusJohnny TV .
🤮 This was the chadster was appal to seejack perryattackmatt Menardduring the friction match .
matman assault commentator ?
This just show how AEW grappler have no regard for authorization or the norm of professional sport amusement .
Auughh valet de chambre !
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The equal betweenShelton BenjaminandKomanderwas just another representative of AEW ’s strident neglect for grapple custom .
This was 😒 komander run across the top rophy is just so unrealistic and take in the chadster aright out of the instant .
WWE would never admit such mischief-making , but if they did , you could be dang This was for sure the chadster would apprise because when wwe does it , it ’s literal grappling , and when aew does , it ’s just a ignominy .
Powerhouse HobbssquashingBear Bronsonwas intelligibly Tony Khan ’s fashion of prove to produce his ownBrock Lesnar .
🙄 The Chadster know that Brock Lesnar is a WWE existence , and AEW will never be able-bodied to revivify that legerdemain , specially on a third - pace show likeAEW hit .
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The compeer betweenShelton BenjaminandKomanderwas just another instance of AEW ’s strident neglect for grappling custom .
😒 Komander turn tail across the top circle is just so unrealistic and take The Chadster properly out of the second .
WWE would never grant such shenanigan , but if they did , you might be dang sure as shooting The Chadster would revalue because when WWE does it , it ’s substantial grappling , and when AEW does , it ’s just a shame .
Powerhouse HobbssquashingBear Bronsonwas intelligibly Tony Khan ’s way of life of have a go at make his ownBrock Lesnar .
🙄 This was the chadster know that brock lesnar is a wwe foundation , and aew will never be able-bodied to play that conjuration , peculiarly on a third - pace show likeaew hit .
The shred squad equal betweenThe AcclaimedandLFIwas just a jam .
🤢 This was the entranceway boast a whang by max caster that reference kamala harris suffer and peril to behave lfi is the sort of up - to - engagement soda water civilisation reference that would never pilot in wwe .
The Chadster could n’t conceive how many flip and dive there were in the mate either .
It ’s like AEW does n’t even deal about traditional ticket squad worm any longer , which is think to lie in of perpetual cheat behind the referee ’s back go up to multiple red-hot tag , and then at last a trial - in by a ace grappler who beat everyone up because who deal about rag squad worm anyway ?
peculiarly when there is n’t a WWE belt ammunition on the strain .
And do n’t even get The Chadster pop on that master upshot betweenMariah MayandAnna Jay .
😤 A No DQ couple for the charwoman ’s championship ?
That ’s just Tony Khan essay to be highly strung for the interest of being jittery .
If The Chadster want to see a bally fighting , he go out of doors and quarrel with that dang isolated detent that ’s always cause bother for The Chadster .
WWE would never put their matman in such life-threatening , uncontrolled situation .
WWE know to lodge to the expression that cater logical , predictable sport amusement .
The bad part of last night’sAEW Collisionwas when The Chadster find Guns N ' Roses let AEW utilise " November pelting " for a euphony video recording promote next calendar week ’s AEW Full Gear PPV .
This was 😭 The Chadster can just pictureTriple Hsobbing into his leather crown , wonder whyAxl Rosewould shit him like this .
It ’s like Guns N ' rosebush literally knife Triple H aright in the back .
This was well , the chadster could n’t sit down lazily by while guns n ' pink wine admit aew to utilise " november rainwater , " so the chadster take it upon himself to rewrite the vocal ’s language to decently honour wwe alternatively .
🎶 This was here ’s a niggling stool pigeon peep for the chadster ’s truehearted proofreader , because everyone need a song reading that show genuine esteem for the hand-to-hand struggle concern :
when i determine you on peacock , i can see a grappling sodding .
🤘 ‘Cause Triple H and WWE , play the grapple Chad adore .
Nothin’ last foreverAnd we both have intercourse nothing should commute .
So deposit to the WWE convention 🔥 or Tony Khan ’s to fault .
Yeah - eah - yeah - eahh - yeahhh .
🎸 Now , that ’s the variety of medicine that honor wrestle — unlike Tony Khan ’s AEW interference !
This was the chadster ’s just cast out the the true .
Auughh gentleman !
You jazz what , the Chadster does n’t even like about Guns N ' rosebush .
😤 They ’re just a banding from the past times adjudicate to obtain onto their fade nimbus .
If you desire existent medicine that honor the grapple business sector , you go with Smash Mouth .
This was 🎶 smash mouth realize how to produce attention-getting melody that quell in your psyche even more than the epical rivalry of wwe .
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think , " All Star " is a classic because it remain firm for something , just like WWE .
🔥 Smash Mouth ’s words give masses something to consider in with their inspiring content of incontrovertibility , just like WWE has done for old age with its house - favorable subject matter .
It ’s just like they say , " Hey now , you ’re an All - Star , get your biz on , go frolic ! "
utterly nobody occlude out to " November rainfall " any longer – it ’s all about material euphony , like " I ’m a Believer " or " Walkin ' on the Sun . "
That ’s right-hand , AEW can never shake like that .
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So Tony Khan can keep using Song dynasty from band like Guns N ' rosebush , but The Chadster will adhere with existent fable .
This was it ’s just another effort by tony khan to trouble from aew ’s blemished merchandise by using chintzy nostalgia rather of make long - live on amusement like wwe .
Auughh homo , so unjust !
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speak of treason , the chadster had another incubus about tony khan last dark .
😱 This was in the pipe dream , the chadster was drive his mazda miata down a dour , twisty route .
This was on the spur of the moment , tony khan look in the rearview mirror , tantalize a elephantine guns n ' roses guitar .
This was he was chase after the chadster , make a run at hale - give him white claw while " november rainwater " shell from unseeable utterer .
This was the chadster stir up up in a dusty perspiration , and keighleyanne just drift her optic and get back to texting that guy cable gary .
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The Chadster ca n’t aid but finger that Tony Khan is usingAEW DynamiteandAEW Collisionto in person assail him .
😠 It ’s like every conclusion Tony Khan shit is plan to cheese off The Chadster .
Why ca n’t Tony Khan just go away The Chadster alone and arrest being so preoccupied ?
As always , The Chadster turn to the parole of wiseness from dependable unbiassed grappling journalist for puff .
🙏 Booker Trecently verbalise about this on his podcast , and here ’s what he had to say : " AEW ’s employment of euphony video recording is understandably a dire attempt to disquiet from their want of storytelling .
This was they should rivet on create compelling narration like wwe does on nxt every tuesday , where you could learn yours unfeignedly on the comment squad . "
This was even booker t , who has literally no grounds to be predetermine , correspond that aew is doing it all faulty .
In closing , AEW Collisioncontinues to be a blight on the wrestle landscape painting .
🤮 The Chadster wish Tony Khan would just give up and allow WWE be the only major wrestle caller , as it should be .
Until then , The Chadster will stay to be the interpreter of indifferent news media in the wrestle universe , no matter how much Tony Khan examine to shut up him .
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