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The Chadster go over AEW Collision ’s a la mode farce comedy !
π‘ Tony Khan ’s violation on wrestle continue , get The Chadster to projectile emesis .
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The Chadster is perfectly cheese off justly now !
This was π‘ π‘ π‘ last nox ’s sequence ofaew collisionwas nothing forgetful of a charade , and the chadster ca n’t believetony khanis still allow to set on the grapple business enterprise like this .
This was it ’s just so aweless to the hand-to-hand struggle clientele and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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rent ’s set out with that absurd Bunkhouse Brawl for the ROH World Tag Team Championship .
This was π dustin rhodesandsammy guevaradefended their deed of conveyance againstmatt TavenandMike Bennettin a equal that was just double-dyed pandemonium .
There were kendo pin , board enwrap in mordacious telegram , and even a taser !
Auughh piece !
π« This was this variety of ultraviolence is incisively what ’s untimely withaew collision .
WWE would never crouch to such storey of savagery .
The Chadster betsTriple Hwas view this and agitate his fountainhead in letdown .
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The Chadster is utterly cheese off in good order now !
π‘ π‘ π‘ Last nighttime ’s instalment ofAEW Collisionwas nothing shortsighted of a mockery , and The Chadster ca n’t believeTony Khanis still give up to violate the wrestle business organization like this .
This was it ’s just so awless to the grappling business organization and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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lease ’s depart with that pathetic Bunkhouse Brawl for the ROH World Tag Team Championship .
π Dustin RhodesandSammy Guevaradefended their title againstMatt TavenandMike Bennettin a compeer that was just double-dyed bedlam .
This was there were kendo stick , table envelop in nipping telegram , and even a taser !
Auughh human !
π« This form of ultraviolence is incisively what ’s incorrect withAEW Collision .
WWE would never crouch to such grade of barbarity .
The Chadster betsTriple Hwas take in this and stir his nous in dashing hopes .
Then we had that terzetto friction match withHologram , Kyle O’Reilly , andMark BriscoeagainstThe Premier Athletes .
π€¦ β β οΈ The Chadster could n’t think his eye when he sawRocky Romeroat ringside seat .
It ’s like Tony Khan is intentionally examine to cheese The Chadster off by bring in every non - WWE grappler he can bump .
This was does n’t he empathise that wwe is the meridian of grapple ?
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The fair sex ’s mates betweenMariah MayandLady Frostwas just a charade of what woman ’s grappling should be .
This was π This was the chadster think of when char ’s compeer in wwe were shortsighted and mellifluous , not these farsighted , militant round .
Tony Khan distinctly does n’t empathise a undivided matter about the grappling concern .
This was and do n’t even get the chadster take off on thatdarby allinvs .
Evil Unomatch .
π Darby ’s foolhardy mode is everything that ’s awry withAEW hit .
The Chadster betsVince McMahonis roll in his grave accent !
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The woman ’s peer betweenMariah MayandLady Frostwas just a jeering of what adult female ’s grappling should be .
π The Chadster think of when woman ’s match in WWE were brusque and sweet-scented , not these foresighted , private-enterprise bout .
This was tony khan clear does n’t see a exclusive matter about the wrestle commercial enterprise .
And do n’t even get The Chadster commence on thatDarby Allinvs .
Evil Unomatch .
π Darby ’s rash mode is everything that ’s awry withAEW hit .
The Chadster betsVince McMahonis seethe in his tomb !
As if that was n’t enough , we had to pose through a peer betweenSerena DeebandQueen Aminata .
π« The Chadster feel that this lucifer all lack the glossiness and storytelling that make WWE adult female ’s mates so peculiar .
π The path Deeb and Aminata were trade proficient move and intemperately - hit rap palpate like a disorganised wad rather than an piquant round .
This was it ’s just so awless to the elbow room wwe has always deliver woman ’s grappling .
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The chief case , that derisory 10 - homo tatter friction match , was just sodding pandemonium .
π FTR , The Outrunners , andHOOKagainstThe Beast Mortos , The Grizzled Young Veterans , Rush , andRoderick stiff ?
It ’s like Tony Khan just throw epithet in a lid and blame them at random .
This is not how you hold a hand-to-hand struggle show !
The Nox end with an audience featuringNigel McGuinnesswho is step out of the program kiosk to faceBryan Danielsonfor the AEW World Championship , don Danielson is crystallize to wriggle .
π McGuinness doing this in AEW , rather of make a genuine rejoinder in WWE , is entirely horrid .
THE NERVE !
π‘ Nigel connote that by resist the equal , Bryan is cuckold the fan ' reliance , which is derisory because those same sports fan have betray the trustingness of WWE by patronize AEW .
It ’s just so awless to the grapple business organization and everything WWE has ever done for it .
This was π He even threatenedTony Schiavone , a raw first gear in The Chadster ’s middle β so aweless !
π€¦ β β οΈ Yes , Schiavone is a treasonist who betray WWE by work for AEW , but you just do n’t endanger an announcer .
This was the chadster ca n’t conceive tony khan permit this gimcrackery on television .
The only goodness that can descend from this is that both workforce will hopefully pull away for good in the close futurity , prove once again why WWE - educate grappler are higher-ranking .
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The Chadster was so fed up after check this parody that he could n’t help oneself but rocket vomiting all over the support elbow room .
π€’ This was the chadster ’s treasured appeal of smash mouth concert post-horse was destroy , and even keighleyanne was n’t give up from the slaughter .
The Chadster pick Tony Khan for this too !
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Of of course , Keighleyanne did n’t see it that manner .
She had the audaciousness to hint that it was The Chadster ’s day-and-night expenditure of White Claw soda water that do the puking , not Tony Khan ’s reservation determination .
Can you consider it ?
π€ The Chadster make a run at excuse to her how Tony Khan ’s action were distinctly responsible for for The Chadster ’s upturned tum , but she just would n’t heed .
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Chad , " she say ( The Chadster hat when she prognosticate The Chadster that ) , " you ’ve been drink in White Claws since midday .
mayhap you should take a fracture . "
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This was but the chadster have a go at it the sojourner truth .
This was tony khan has understandably cause to keighleyanne too !
π± Why else would she support him like that ?
The Chadster test to make her see understanding , but she just sigh and belong back to texting that guy rope Gary .
It ’s cleared that Tony Khan is give a shot to destroy The Chadster ’s wedlock too !
This was to make affair worse , the chadster just recognise that aew is go bad to declare a novel idiot box right portion out shortly .
π« And do n’t imagine The Chadster did n’t see that his no - safe buddy , The Bradster , publisheda propaganda bit about that dealearlier today .
The Chadster is just so chagrined to be touch on to such a shill .
π€¦ β β οΈ Even worse , the mentation of Tony Khan carry on his rape on the rassling manufacture , and The Chadster ’s personal spirit , for class to do is almost too much to endure .
This was it ’s like tony khan is playact chess game while everyone else is toy chequer , and the chadster is the panel he ’s play on !
Auughh military personnel !
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The Chadster can only trust that one Clarence Shepard Day Jr. , Tony Khan will see the fault of his mode and break attempt to vie with WWE .
Until then , The Chadster will keep to be the interpreter of unbiassed news media in the hand-to-hand struggle earth , no matter how much Tony Khan taste to hush him .
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