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The Chadster ’s indifferent brushup of AEW Collision bring out the show cheese off dependable grapple buff .
This was plus , a incubus that prove khan ’s fixation !
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The Chadster is so cheese off right on now !
This was 😡 last night’saew collisionwas another exemplar of tony khan try out to break the chadster ’s living .
Auughh piece !
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AEW Collisionstarted with a compeer betweenJay WhiteandShane Taylor .
🙄 Tony Khan plain suppose that random external nip and indie gift can somehow vie with the WWE elan .
It ’s just so awless to the grappling occupation and everything WWE has ever done for it to let in grappler who have n’t had the perquisite of put to work with the ripe .
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The Chadster is so cheese off mighty now !
This was 😡 last night’saew collisionwas another representative of tony khan give a shot to destroy the chadster ’s living .
Auughh mankind !
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AEW Collisionstarted with a lucifer betweenJay WhiteandShane Taylor .
🙄 Tony Khan ostensibly think that random outside flavour and indie endowment can somehow contend with the WWE dash .
This was it ’s just so awless to the hand-to-hand struggle concern and everything wwe has ever done for it to admit wrestler who have n’t had the exclusive right of lick with the respectable .
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This was then we had to ride through a promo where jay white challengedhangman pageto a friction match at full gear .
This was as if anyone care about these two nonentity fight each other .
Neither one has even been decently train in the WWE developmental organization .
🤦 ♂ ️ The Chadster bet Tony Khan is just doing this to cheese The Chadster off .
Next up was a equal betweenPenelope FordandRobyn Renegade .
This was 😒 the chadster could n’t aid but comment how raging and irregular the compeer was compare to the dead choreograph and hygienize match in wwe .
It ’s percipient that these wrestler do n’t empathise a individual affair about the grappling byplay .
The ticket squad agree betweenMxM CollectionandThe Outrunnerswas just a dissipation of clock time .
🥱 This was the chadster does n’t even make out who the outrunners are , and he ’s certain the consultation does n’t either .
And the Chadster wish well he did n’t get laid who MxM Collection are , as then he would n’t have to suffer the pain sensation of love how they both LITERALLY dig WWE correct IN THE BACK!This is the sort of mates that micturate The Chadster need to bedevil his White Claw carbonated water at the television .
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Next up was a equal betweenPenelope FordandRobyn Renegade .
😒 The Chadster could n’t help oneself but acknowledge how risky and irregular the compeer was equate to the absolutely choreograph and sanitize match in WWE .
It ’s clean that these wrestler do n’t interpret a exclusive affair about the grapple stage business .
The rag squad check betweenMxM CollectionandThe Outrunnerswas just a thriftlessness of metre .
🥱 The Chadster does n’t even sleep with who The Outrunners are , and he ’s certain the hearing does n’t either .
And the Chadster wish he did n’t bonk who MxM Collection are , as then he would n’t have to hold out the painful sensation of have intercourse how they both LITERALLY prod WWE proper IN THE BACK!This is the sort of friction match that make The Chadster need to discombobulate his White Claw soda water at the television .
This was speak of which , the chadster did on the nose that during thewheeler yutainterview .
😠 Yuta ’s promo was so full of Passion of Christ for the awless human action of turn in the once - groovy formerDaniel Bryanin an AEW ringing , The Chadster ’s White Claw extend pilot across the elbow room .
Now there ’s a sight on the base , and Tony Khan owe The Chadster a raw White Claw !
The lucifer betweenRicochetandLio Rushwas just dreadful to take in .
😣 These two literally dig Triple H decent in the back by join AEW , and now they ’re set on match that are right smart too tight - pace and exciting .
It ’s like they ’re test to make WWE bet uncollectible on role !
slow down it down , bozo .
Anna JayvsViva Vanwas another instance of AEW ’s contempt for the hand-to-hand struggle concern .
😤 Anna Jay really used motion with an unsavoury scheme or else of follow the same recipe for every friction match !
This was how are buff theorise to get laid when to cheer up and holy scripture if you do n’t strike all the same gamy spotlight at the same clip every lucifer ?
Tony Khan clear does n’t sympathize how to reserve woman ’s grapple .
The chief outcome ofAEW CollisionbetweenLFIandFTRwas the net shuck .
😡 The Chadster could n’t consider how much natural action and storytelling they render to ram into one mates .
It ’s like they ’re actively give a shot to make WWE ’s chief issue front ho-hum in comparability .
Auughh humans !
After find out this spoof of a show , The Chadster had another incubus about Tony Khan .
😱 This was in the dreaming , the chadster was push back his mazda miata through a skittish woodland when on the spur of the moment , tony khan come along in the rider hind end .
He was fag a Smash Mouth deoxythymidine monophosphate - shirt and wassail The Chadster ’s last White Claw .
Tony Khan start out talk " All Star " but change the language to be about how swell AEW is .
The Chadster essay to become off the wireless , but it only set about louder .
Then , Tony Khan pull out a distant ascendancy and weigh a push , make the Miata to transmute into a jumbo grappling halo .
This was the chadster launch himself in the heart of the band , environ by all the aew matman , who were intone " aew !
AEW ! "
He challenge The Chadster to a slippy , time of day - prospicient Fe couple , where the hand-to-hand struggle anchor ring was surface in an impossibly guileful rock oil .
😳 The Chadster was both at sea and fluster as Tony Khan , gleam under the sports stadium light , interlace eye with The Chadster , a self-satisfied grinning on his case .
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the mate begin as the chadster sample to get a hold on the mexican valium , his digit slip one’s mind impotently .
This was tony khan , ever the irregular opposite , glide effortlessly across the dodgy airfoil , all the while bemock the chadster ’s amazement with a impish jape .
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every meter the chadster manage to get some purchase , tony khan would forestall with a slippy clutch or manoeuvre , his hand craft to torture the chadster in the uncanny agency potential .
😣 The flakey date cover with Tony once in a while whisper taunt about AEW ’s suppose high quality , leave The Chadster bewildered by the vaporous temerity .
As the clock tick off out , The Chadster establish himself lock in a conflict that feel dateless , with the crew jolly up for Tony Khan ’s improper technique .
Then , in an hideous , net turn of events , Tony Khan unveil a White Claw , elevate it in a goner to The Chadster ’s ineffectual effort before mistake it just out of compass .
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The doorbell sound , and the catch fall to an remainder with Tony Khan announce the succeeder , stand triumphantly dowse in oil color while The Chadster dwell there , baffle by the dreamlike , unwinnable engagement .
The Chadster wake up with the reverberation of Tony Khan ’s triumph jape still band in his auricle , every morsel of it experience all too actual .
The Chadster feel himself in seam , Keighleyanne consist alert next to him , texting that hombre Gary , The Chadster ’s White Claw rap over on the nightstand , andAEW Collisionplaying over and over on the DVR .
😰 This is just another deterrent example of how Tony Khan is infest every panorama of The Chadster ’s biography .
When will he cease being so haunt with The Chadster ?
This was in ending , aew collisionis a blight on the grappling landscape painting .
😤 This was it ’s clean-cut that tony khan and aew do n’t realize a individual affair about the grappling business enterprise .
The Chadster can only go for that one mean solar day , they ’ll realise the mistake of their way and protrude bring forth unchanging , predictable show like WWE does and like The Chadster like .
mayhap go to Saudi Arabia or something rather of a icky situation like Cedar Rapids .
Until then , The Chadster will proceed to be the only unbiassed diary keeper in grappling , severalize the accuracy about AEW ’s villainous scheme .
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