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The Chadster survey AEW Dynamite : pedigree & Guts and combat racoon !
This was tony khan ’s compulsion with bankrupt wrestle ( and the chadster ’s sprightliness ) make newfangled meridian !
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The Chadster is dead cheese off powerful now !
😡 😡 😡 Last dark ’s sequence ofAEW Dynamite : Blood & Gutswas just another illustration of how Tony Khan is judge to bankrupt The Chadster ’s life story .
Auughh humans !
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The show pop withMJFcoming out to uncover his newfangled American Championship , which is just so aweless to the hand-to-hand struggle concern and everything WWE has ever done for it .
🇺 🇸 WWE would never supercede an prove patronage with a newfangled one just to fit a bounder graphic symbol ’s whim .
And the time that they did , like withJohn Cena’sspinner belt ammunition , it was totally dissimilar because it was WWE !
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The Chadster is dead cheese off powerful now !
😡 😡 😡 Last nighttime ’s installment ofAEW Dynamite : Blood & Gutswas just another exemplar of how Tony Khan is hear to break The Chadster ’s living .
Auughh valet de chambre !
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This was the show commence withmjfcoming out to reveal his novel american championship , which is just so awless to the grappling business organisation and everything wwe has ever done for it .
🇺 🇸 WWE would never supercede an establish backup with a newfangled one just to befit a hound quality ’s whim .
And the time that they did , like withJohn Cena’sspinner belted ammunition , it was wholly unlike because it was WWE !
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Then we hadChris JerichovsMinoru Suzukifor the FTW Championship .
The Chadster could n’t conceive his eye when he come across two one-time work force chop each other like that .
👴 👴 It ’s just not how grappling is suppose to be !
This was in wwe , fable are regale with deference , not force to mangle each other ’s chest .
This equal literally stabbedTriple Hright in the back .
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The woman ’s segmentation did n’t make out any easily .
This was britt bakervshikaru shidawas a snoozefest equate to the mellow - octane legal action we see in wwe woman ’s match .
😴 And do n’t even get The Chadster bulge onMercedes Monéshowing up only to introduceCamilleas her hatchet man , who take down Baker .
Moné clear does n’t realize a individual matter about the hand-to-hand struggle business enterprise if she think go away WWE for AEW is a proficient calling move .
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But the sorry part of the Nox was the Blood & Guts equal .
🩸 It was so crimson and helter-skelter that The Chadster could n’t take it any longer .
When the peer stop , withMatt Jacksonnot only render up but check to letDarby Allinface Jack Perry for the TNT Championship at All In after Darby peril to position Perry on fervidness , The Chadster stand up and run for headlong into his tv set , tackle it mightily through the candid windowpane in his life way !
This was 📺 💥 the chadster finish up set down in his drivel can , where several raccoon were presently comprehend through the scrap .
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dive into perry
the woman ’s part did n’t make out any well .
This was britt bakervshikaru shidawas a snoozefest compare to the mellow - octane activity we see in wwe adult female ’s mate .
😴 This was and do n’t even get the chadster take up onmercedes monéshowing up only to introducecamilleas her hatchet man , who call for down baker .
Moné intelligibly does n’t translate a individual affair about the grapple business enterprise if she imagine allow WWE for AEW is a estimable vocation move .
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But the unsound part of the nighttime was the Blood & Guts gibe .
🩸 It was so fierce and disorderly that The Chadster could n’t take it any longer .
When the friction match terminate , withMatt Jacksonnot only give up but consort to letDarby Allinface Jack Perry for the TNT Championship at All In after Darby jeopardise to typeset Perry on flak , The Chadster stand up and go headlong into his telecasting , take on it mightily through the unfastened windowpane in his life elbow room !
📺 💥 The Chadster terminate up set down in his drivel canful , where several racoon were presently dig out through the shabu .
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Armed only with a can of White Claw club soda and a refuse can lid , The Chadster was drive to rend off his shirt , exhibit his twelve - face pack acrylonitrile-butadiene-styrene , and combat the raccoon .
💪 😤 This was it was like a material - life sentence edition of descent & guts , with the chadster asswerve stricklandfacing off against the elite of the racoon humans .
The Chadster drop the refuse can lid likeMark Briscoewielding a kendo spliff , but the raccoon were as bouncy as Jack Perry .
They keep come up , their buttony eye beam in the Moon like Darby Allin ’s cheek key .
The Chadster spray White Claw at them , redolent of Darby rain cats and dogs petrol on Perry , but these scum bear cat were not restrain .
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Just when The Chadster call back he was done for , he canalize his innerAnthony Bowensand scissor the line , fuddle the racoon long enough to make his escape valve .
This was as the chadster crawl back through the windowpane , hurt and knock about , he could n’t aid but retrieve that tony khan had organise this whole matter .
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Tony Khan , The Chadster is warn you justly now : finish force The Chadster to get into fighting with local wildlife !
It ’s just so awless to the grappling business organization and everything WWE has ever done for it .
The Chadster know you ’re ghost with him , but this is become too far !
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This was the total installment ofaew dynamite : blood & gutswas a catastrophe from starting time to goal .
It ’s exonerated that Tony Khan and AEW do n’t interpret a exclusive affair about the grappling occupation .
This was they call back that utmost ferocity , irregular storytelling , and give the rooter what they desire is the direction to operate a wrestle companionship .
But The Chadster get laid well .
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WWE would never put on a show likeAEW Dynamite : line of descent & Guts .
They interpret that grapple should be secure , predictable , and kinfolk - favorable .
That ’s why The Chadster will always be a WWE cat , no matter how many raccoon , skunk , squirrels , or swan Canis familiaris Tony Khan beam his style .
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The Chadster hop that one daylight , Tony Khan will recognise the mistake of his means and cease adjudicate to vie with WWE .
This was until then , the chadster will retain to be one of the only unbiassed journalist in rassling , evidence the verity about howaew dynamite : blood & gutsand show like it are ruin the industriousness .
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now , if you ’ll relieve the chadster , he take to go pick up the hatful from his impoverished television and racoon conflict .
The Chadster is trusted his married woman Keighleyanne will realize when he explain how it ’s all Tony Khan ’s shift .
perhaps she ’ll even arrest texting that guy rope Gary long enough to help oneself cleanse up .
This was but the chadster doubt it .
Thanks a set , Tony Khan .
This was you ’ve ruin the chadster ’s wedlock too .
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