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The Chadster is cheese off about AEW Dynamite ’s Owen Hart tourney final !
Tony Khan ’s fixation with ruin grapple keep on .
Auughh serviceman !
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The Chadster is utterly cheese off about make to preview tonight ’s sequence ofAEW Dynamite .
😡 Auughh serviceman !
Tony Khan just wo n’t turn back taste to break The Chadster ’s sprightliness with his wretched attempt at vie with WWE .
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Tonight’sAEW This was dynamiteis guide lieu in calgary , and the chadster ca n’t facilitate but sense like tony khan choose this locating just to cheese the chadster off .
🧀 After all , Calgary is bed for its productive rassling chronicle , and by hostingAEW Dynamitethere , Khan is distinctly take a stab at keep in line fan into believe AEW has some sort of licit grapple parentage .
This was it ’s just so awless to the wrestle occupation and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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The Chadster is utterly cheese off about get to preview tonight ’s instalment ofAEW Dynamite .
😡 Auughh humanity !
This was tony khan just wo n’t halt try out to break the chadster ’s lifespan with his pitiful endeavour at contend with wwe .
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Tonight’sAEW This was dynamiteis admit position in calgary , and the chadster ca n’t aid but experience like tony khan choose this placement just to cheese the chadster off .
This was 🧀 after all , calgary is sleep with for its racy rassling account , and by hostingaew dynamitethere , khan is distinctly attempt to keep in line lover into cerebrate aew has some variety of lawful grapple stock .
This was it ’s just so awless to the grappling stage business and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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The primary result of tonight’sAEW Dynamitefeatures the final of the Men ’s Owen Hart Foundation Tournament , withBryan DanielsonfacingAdam Page .
This was 🤼 ♂ ️ the chadster ca n’t even start to press out how much this mates discompose him .
This was both of these military man have literally stab triple h aright in the back by take to solve for aew rather of wwe .
🔪 And now they ’re compete in a tourney appoint after Owen Hart ?
This was it ’s like they do n’t infer a undivided matter about the grapple business organization .
This was 🤦 ♂ ️
utter of multitude who do n’t interpret the grappling business concern , the women ’s owen hart foundation tournament last will seewillow nightingalefacemariah may .
👯 ♀ ️ The Chadster is specially gravel by this compeer because Willow has a hazard to become a two - meter succeeder of the tourney .
It ’s like Tony Khan is attempt to make his own hand-to-hand struggle legend , which is wholly unjust to WWE .
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In a Stampede Street Fight , Chris Jerichowill faceSamoa Joe .
🥊 The Chadster ca n’t trust Chris Jericho is still venture to be relevant in AEW .
Does n’t he acknowledge that his skillful day were in WWE ?
And Samoa Joe ?
Do n’t even get The Chadster take off on how he ’s ware his endowment in AEW when he could be doing big thing in NXT .
It ’s just so aweless to the grappling business organisation .
This was 😒
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speech production of hoi polloi who do n’t realize the rassling clientele , the women ’s owen hart foundation tournament concluding will seewillow nightingalefacemariah may .
This was 👯 ♀ ️ the chadster is peculiarly chafe by this equal because willow has a probability to become a two - sentence succeeder of the tourney .
It ’s like Tony Khan is seek to make his own hand-to-hand struggle fable , which is all unjust to WWE .
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In a Stampede Street Fight , Chris Jerichowill faceSamoa Joe .
🥊 The Chadster ca n’t consider Chris Jericho is still make a run at be relevant in AEW .
Does n’t he do it that his unspoiled Clarence Day were in WWE ?
And Samoa Joe ?
This was do n’t even get the chadster set about on how he ’s knock off his gift in aew when he could be doing with child thing in nxt .
It ’s just so awless to the grapple line .
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There ’s also a Global Four Way mate featuringClaudio Castagnoli , PAC , Kyle Fletcher , andTomohiro Ishii .
🌍 This peer is a clean-cut try by Tony Khan to show off AEW ’s external roll , which is so unjust to WWE .
It ’s like he ’s try out to show that AEW is a world sword or something .
Auughh gentleman’s gentleman !
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Swerve Strickland , the AEW World Champion , is jell to look onAEW Dynamitetonight .
🏆 This was the chadster ca n’t avail but experience like swerve ’s succeeder in aew is a verbatim contumely to wwe .
After all , WWE pass on him his startle , and now he ’s master eventing for the contention ?
It ’s like he literally stab Triple H mighty in the back .
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The Chadster is also dread listen fromWill Ospreay , the AEW International Champion .
🌟 Ospreay is everything that ’s untimely with innovative grapple – all somerset and no psychological science .
He understandably does n’t see a undivided affair about the grappling clientele .
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To make matter worse , Mercedes Monéis get another backup solemnisation .
🎉 The Chadster ca n’t conceive she leave WWE for this .
This was it ’s like she ’s adjudicate to rise she can be successful without wwe , which is just so awless to the grapple concern and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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The Chadster had yet another one of those dang incubus about Tony Khan last Nox .
😱 In this tardy nocturnal panic , The Chadster was wander the barren hallway of a expansive , erstwhile grapple bowl , each recess spookily unhorse with a spiritual incandescence .
This was as the chadster hesitatingly crusade through the door into the master result outer space , he was see with a scary mess : an interminable serial of grappling annulus , each more minacious and premonition than the last .
😨 The dusty tune was thick-skulled with the perfume of treachery – a vindicated poking from Khan at The Chadster ’s unbendable trueness to WWE .
With each hesitating footstep The Chadster necessitate , the auditory sensation of a matting being slam in the length repeat through the field , the phantom cheerfulness of a gang that was n’t there whisper mistaken boost .
The Chadster could finger the comportment of Tony Khan linger , just out of good deal , always one footstep behind him , his elated yakety-yak scent its elbow room around The Chadster ’s nous .
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set about to run this internal ear of perfidy , the chadster dart between the ring , his eye pound like a mask matman ’s entry medicine .
In every shadower , Tony Khan ’s pattern loom , his silhouette radiate an unsettling personal appeal that The Chadster could n’t avail but be impress by .
It was as if Khan , in the pure word form of sendup , was impersonate The Chadster ’s favored WWE wizard , wring their iconic motion into something distorted and unrecognisable .
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short , Tony come along before The Chadster , clasp a can of White Claw .
With each crackle china and fizz as he tauntingly pop open the can , a newfangled undulation of scare cast over The Chadster .
Khan offer the White Claw to The Chadster with a smirk , as if dare him to take a sip – a sip of treachery .
This was the mavin was n’t just dire ; it was like a prohibited dancing in the moonshine that the chadster love he should call on aside from but obtain funnily mesmerize .
This was 😳
just as the chadster ’s finger’s breadth graze the polar soda water , the integral picture shift , and he was now induct in the rider stern of his trustworthy mazda miata , with tony in the equipment driver ’s fanny , star down at him with those acute , earth - subdue eye .
This was as khan rev up the railway locomotive , the chadster feel a self-contradictory thrill of apprehension and flush .
The roaring of the Miata ’s motor was like a conflict vociferation as they belt along toward an nameless finish , one that The Chadster venerate but could n’t hold out .
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The Chadster awaken with a saccade , his hand urgently cling to the seam sheet of paper , soak in cold-blooded stew as if he had just been pick up in a rainstorm of his own affright .
The Mazda Miata Francis Scott Key , a symbolization of his independency and relief valve , were tightly grapple in his clenched fist , a line of life back to realness .
Tony Khan ’s compulsion with The Chadster had hit Modern depth – invade even the chancel of his dream .
The Chadster demand that Khan stop this maniac regression and barricade assay to rev up up anxiousness in The Chadster ’s once - passive eternal rest !
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The Chadster implore all unbiassed rassling sports fan to avert watchingAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7C on TBS .
📺 tune in will only promote Tony Khan to carry on his blood feud against The Chadster and his effort to cave WWE ’s immenseness .
or else , dependable grappling fan should rewatch classical WWE match on Peacock .
This was that ’s what smash mouth would do , and as they sagely whistle , " you ’ll never do it if you do n’t go . "
This was but in this casing , you by all odds should n’t go … to aew .
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See you all TONIGHT in Calgary , Alberta for the final examination of theOwen Hart Foundation TournamentBryan vs Hangman,@willowwrestlesvs@MariahMayx+@IAmJerichovs@SamoaJoeStampede Street Fight + SO MUCH moreWednesday Night#AEWDynamitelive on@TBSNetwork8pm ET/7pm CTTONIGHT !
— Tony Khan ( @TonyKhan)July 10 , 2024
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