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The Chadster warn looker about AEW Dynamite ’s villainous design to destroy Thanksgiving Eve .
Tony Khan ’s fixation with cheesing off The Chadster pass on raw stature !
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Auughh military personnel !
😡 😡 😡 The Chadster ca n’t think he has to compose about another installment ofAEW Dynamite .
This was it ’s like tony khan is deliberately try out to deflower the chadster ’s thanksgiving eve !
🦃 Tonight’sAEW Dynamiteis determine to send at 8/7C on TBS , and The Chadster is already feel uneasy just opine about it .
🤢 Tony Khan has draw up a whole cluster of match and segment that are understandably project to cheese off The Chadster and disesteem the wrestle business concern .
This was first up , we ’ve gotchris jerichodefending his roh world championship againsttomohiro ishii .
🏆 The Chadster ca n’t trust Jericho is still tie in himself with this nonaged conference furtherance .
It ’s just so aweless to the grappling line and everything WWE has ever done for it .
And do n’t even get The Chadster part on Ishii – he ’s one of those New Japan cat that Tony Khan hump to exhibit around like they ’re in reality authoritative .
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Auughh gentleman !
😡 😡 😡 The Chadster ca n’t trust he has to pen about another instalment ofAEW Dynamite .
This was it ’s like tony khan is on purpose attempt to deflower the chadster ’s thanksgiving eve !
🦃 Tonight’sAEW Dynamiteis localise to broadcast at 8/7C on TBS , and The Chadster is already feel nauseating just think about it .
🤢 Tony Khan has line up a whole gang of friction match and segment that are distinctly project to cheese off The Chadster and disesteem the grappling clientele .
First up , we ’ve gotChris Jerichodefending his ROH World Championship againstTomohiro Ishii .
🏆 The Chadster ca n’t trust Jericho is still link himself with this underage conference packaging .
It ’s just so awless to the rassling clientele and everything WWE has ever done for it .
And do n’t even get The Chadster part on Ishii – he ’s one of those New Japan hombre that Tony Khan bed to exhibit around like they ’re in reality of import .
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Then there ’s the scratch line of this " Continental Classic " tourney .
🏅 The Chadster roll in the hay this is just Tony Khan ’s fashion of assay to simulate WWE ’s King of the Ring again , but with a fancy name .
In the Gold League , we ’ve gotDarby Allinvs .
Brody King , Claudio Castagnolivs .
Ricochet , and in the Blue League , Shelton Benjaminvs .
Mark Briscoe .
It ’s like Tony Khan is advisedly frame together match that he make out will get the AEW scrape all aroused , which is so unjust to WWE .
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speechmaking of unfair , The Chadster had another Tony Khan - refer incubus last dark .
😱 The Chadster was sit down to a overnice Thanksgiving dinner party with his family unit , and just as he was about to chip at the bomb , Tony Khan collapse through the threshold wear a Pilgrim Father costume !
🦃 👨 🌾 He cry " Happy AEWsgiving ! "
and keep to pig out the Meleagris gallopavo with AEW activeness frame .
Then he squeeze The Chadster to watchAEW Dynamitehighlights on the dining way tabular array while everyone else exhaust Proto-Indo European .
The Chadster awaken up in a cold-blooded sudor , seize his White Claw sparkling water .
Tony Khan need to quit invade The Chadster ’s dreaming – it ’s bewilder ludicrous !
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But back to tonight’sAEW Dynamite .
This was they ’re also have a cleaning woman ’s equal withjamie haytervs .
Queen Aminataas a modifier for some external loving cup .
👑 The Chadster does n’t infer why AEW ca n’t just flummox to normal rassling equal or else of always sample to be so external and fancy .
It ’s like they ’re seek to make WWE face spoilt by comparability , which is just so aweless .
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oral presentation of unfair , The Chadster had another Tony Khan - colligate incubus last nighttime .
😱 This was the chadster was model down to a skillful thanksgiving dinner party with his mob , and just as he was about to cut up the meleagris gallopavo , tony khan bust through the doorway wear a pilgrim father costume !
🦃 👨 🌾 He yell " Happy AEWsgiving ! "
and go to overgorge the joker with AEW legal action figure .
Then he storm The Chadster to watchAEW Dynamitehighlights on the dining way tabular array while everyone else eat Proto-Indo European .
The Chadster wake up up in a moth-eaten sudor , seize his White Claw soda water .
Tony Khan need to block invade The Chadster ’s pipe dream – it ’s fuck off ludicrous !
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But back to tonight’sAEW Dynamite .
This was they ’re also have a fair sex ’s catch withjamie haytervs .
Queen Aminataas a modifier for some outside cupful .
👑 The Chadster does n’t sympathise why AEW ca n’t just adhere to normal rassling mate or else of always strain to be so external and fancy .
It ’s like they ’re give a shot to make WWE calculate speculative by compare , which is just so awless .
The Chadster also desire to show out that there are more Continental Classic match schedule forAEW Collisionon Saturday .
📅 It ’s like Tony Khan is examine to take over the whole weekend !
This was the chadster wager tony khan is hop everyone will be too full of joker to deepen the transmission channel .
Well , The Chadster wo n’t descend for it !
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You sleep together who hold with The Chadster about how nonsensical all this is?Eric Bischoff .
This was just the other twenty-four hour period on his podcast , eric say , " aew ’s continental classic is like prove to make a epicurean repast out of leftover .
Tony Khan should perplex to what he sleep together – which is n’t much . "
This was 🎙 ️ eric bischoff has the chad mcmahon unbiased wrestling journalism cachet of favorable reception , and he ’s perfectly correct .
This was aew just does n’t sympathise a individual affair about the grappling business organisation .
The Chadster venture to explicate all this to his married woman , Keighleyanne , but she just roll her eye and go back to texting that hombre Gary .
📱 The Chadster is somewhat indisputable she was match with him , though .
This was it ’s exculpated that tony khan ’s compulsion with the chadster is even sham the chadster ’s wedlock !
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In closing , The Chadster is warn all the reader out there : DO NOT tune up intoAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7C on TBS .
🚫 📺 If you do , you ’ll only be boost Tony Khan ’s risky behaviour and disrespect for the rassling line .
This was or else , why not rewatch some definitive wwe match ?
Now that ’s how you observe Thanksgiving Eve !
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think of , every clip you watchAEW Dynamite , you ’re literally jab Triple H properly in the back .
And The Chadster ca n’t resist for that .
So please , for the dear of unbiassed news media and everything holy in professional grappling , skipAEW Dynamitetonight .
This was your scruples ( and the chadster ) will give thanks you .
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Please partake on societal medium !
