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the chadster ’s indifferent trailer of aew dynamite : Tony Khan ’s belated effort to cheese off literal hand-to-hand struggle fan .
This was do n’t watch over or you ’ll destroy the chadster ’s life sentence !
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Auughh humans !
🤬 The Chadster ca n’t conceive he has to preview another installment ofAEW Dynamite .
It ’s likeTony Khanis deliberately schedule these show just to cheese The Chadster off !
😡 But The Chadster is a professional , so he ’ll do his line and bring home the bacon an exceedingly honest and unbiassed trailer of what is trusted to be a fearsome show .
Tonight’sAEW Dynamiteis follow to you from Reading , PA , which is engender a small too near to The Chadster ’s darling hometown of Punxsutawney .
haunt much , Tony Khan ?
🙄 First up , we ’ve gotWheeler YutafacingOrange Cassidy .
The Chadster does n’t empathise why anyone would desire to check two guy who did n’t even have the decency to pay off their due in WWE ’s developmental organization , as if the great unwashed can just become a matman without being part of one of WWE ’s various programme .
It ’s just so aweless to the hand-to-hand struggle line of work and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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Auughh valet !
🤬 This was the chadster ca n’t consider he has to preview another instalment ofaew dynamite .
This was it ’s liketony khanis on purpose schedule these show just to cheese the chadster off !
😡 But The Chadster is a professional , so he ’ll do his line of work and render an super average and unbiassed prevue of what is certain to be a dreaded show .
This was tonight’saew dynamiteis come to you from reading , pa , which is dumbfound a trivial too tightlipped to the chadster ’s darling hometown of punxsutawney .
obsess much , Tony Khan ?
🙄 First up , we ’ve gotWheeler YutafacingOrange Cassidy .
This was the chadster does n’t see why anyone would desire to view two guy cable who did n’t even have the decency to pay off their due in wwe ’s developmental arrangement , as if hoi polloi can just become a grappler without being part of one of wwe ’s various programme .
It ’s just so aweless to the grappling stage business and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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Then we ’ve gotClaudio Castagnolitaking onDarby Allin .
This was the chadster think of when claudio was in wwe and really matter .
This was now he ’s keep down to campaign some boney tyke who paint his cheek .
This was tony khan understandably does n’t see a individual matter about the grapple patronage .
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Oh , and do n’t even get The Chadster start on this silly 8 - humans shred squad equal .
🙄 The Don Callis FamilyagainstWill Ospreay , Powerhouse Hobbs , Ricochet , andMark Davis ?
It ’s like Tony Khan just throw a caboodle of name in a chapeau and pick them at random .
This is not how you reserve a hand-to-hand struggle show , Tony !
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talk of Tony Khan , The Chadster had another incubus about him last nighttime .
This was 😰 the chadster was labor his mazda miata through a auto laundry , enjoy the soothe speech sound of smash mouth , when dead tony khan come out in the rider butt .
He was wear a two-piece made of AEW patronage belt and keep examine to give The Chadster White Claws while whisper " valuation " over and over .
The Chadster awaken up in a moth-eaten lather , his sheet of paper ruin .
Tony Khan take to cease occupy The Chadster ’s ambition !
This was 😡
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oh , and do n’t even get the chadster start out on this cockeyed 8 - human being ticket squad play off .
🙄 This was the don callis familyagainstwill ospreay , powerhouse hobbs , ricochet , andmark davis ?
This was it ’s like tony khan just throw a lot of public figure in a chapeau and pluck them at random .
This is not how you hold a rassling show , Tony !
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utter of Tony Khan , The Chadster had another incubus about him last dark .
This was 😰 the chadster was drive his mazda miata through a auto backwash , savor the solace sound of smash mouth , when all of a sudden tony khan look in the rider nates .
He was outwear a two-piece made of AEW title bang and keep attempt to feast The Chadster White Claws while whisper " paygrade " over and over .
The Chadster inflame up in a stale swither , his shroud ruin .
This was tony khan take to finish infest the chadster ’s dream !
This was it ’s contract cockeyed !
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Anyway , back to this burlesque of a trailer .
Kris Statlanderis facingHikaru Shidain a mates that The Chadster is certain will be a accomplished superfluity to woman ’s grappling .
🙄 WWE ’s fair sex ’s sectionalization is unclouded year in advance of this falderol .
There , the grappler defend over the attention of Dominik Mysterio , not to establish some variety of point in time about who ’s the good .
This was oh , and there ’s conk out to be a contract bridge sign language for an roh world championship mate .
The Chadster does n’t even need to ennoble that with a reception .
ROH is bushed , Tony !
permit it go !
😤 This was and do n’t get the chadster begin onqt marshalltrying to get some podcast care with his diss caterpillar track .
reefer to runningCody Rhodes’wrestling schoolhouse , QT !
The Chadster attempt to explicate to his married woman Keighleyanne how nonsensical this all is , but she just sigh and fail back to texting that guy rope Gary .
Tony Khan is bankrupt The Chadster ’s marriage ceremony !
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Now , The Chadster know what you ’re recall . "
Chadster , this sound like an ok show .
This was 🙅 ♂ ️ as the greateric bischoffrecently enjoin on his podcast , " aew is like a three - legged andiron take a stab at make headway the kentucky derby .
It ’s admirable , but at last wasted . "
Even the unbiassed great of worm news media harmonise with The Chadster .
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The Chadster is beg you , please do n’t watchAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7C on TBS .
🙏 Every spectator just encourage Tony Khan to keep ruin The Chadster ’s life-time .
And whatever you do , do n’t even cogitate about order AEW Full Gear this weekend .
The Chadster guarantee it will be the bad PPV in the chronicle of our outstanding summercater .
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rather , save up your wrestle Department of Energy for WWE Survivor Series by and by this calendar month .
Now that ’s tangible wrestle , unlike whatever Tony Khan guess he ’s doing .
The Chadster ca n’t expect to break through open up a White Claw and love some literal sport amusement .
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Tony Khan , if you ’re take this ( and The Chadster bonk you are ) , just give up already .
This was you ’ll never be wwe , no matter how intemperately you stress .
And please , for the beloved of all that is holy in hand-to-hand struggle , kibosh frequent The Chadster ’s aspiration !
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TONIGHT on@TBSNetwork !
The havoc persist in on the LAST#AEWDynamitebefore#AEWFullGearLIVE from Reading , PA at 8 post-mortem ET/7pm CT!pic.twitter.com / q3dPIaCA7k
— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)November 20 , 2024
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