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The Chadster preview AEW Dynamite , recount his Miata calamity , and monish watcher about Tony Khan ’s oblique plan .
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Before preview tonight’sAEW Dynamite , The Chadster must justify to all the truehearted reviewer of Bleeding Cool .
The Chadster did n’t coverWWE Rawthis Monday , and The Chadster has no one to pick except for … Tony Khan !
😡 As The Chadster mention during his springy insurance coverage ofAEW All Inlast weekend , The Chadster was so indignant byBryan Danielson , who should truly have withdraw in WWE , win the AEW World Championship in a championship vs calling friction match againstSwerve Stricklandin the All In chief issue that The Chadster had no alternative but to go outdoors and , in an uncharacteristic bit of short sound judgment , light up his darling Mazda Miata on flack .
🔥 🚗 As a outcome , The Chadster expend the last few daytime sleep in the wait way of his car machinist , look any password on whether the Miata could be keep open .
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fortunately , it grow out The Chadster can have all the sunburn upholstery and internal equipment supervene upon for just $ 20,000 .
💸 Yes , The Chadster is pop off to have to publish for Bleeding Cool for the relaxation of his living to compensate that off , but The Chadster would do anything to make unnecessary his darling Mazda Miata .
And The Chadster does n’t need to try anyone order that ’s laughable — The Chadster has interpret what citizenry make up in veteran beak for their bozo .
🐱 And a Miata is right smart skillful than a qat or a bounder .
This was but the chadster will most emphatically be beam the poster for this totony khan , even though the chadster have intercourse he wo n’t ante up it .
This was all his flaw , and it is unquestionably just so unjust !
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Before preview tonight’sAEW Dynamite , The Chadster must rationalise to all the patriotic reader of Bleeding Cool .
The Chadster did n’t coverWWE Rawthis Monday , and The Chadster has no one to charge except for … Tony Khan !
😡 As The Chadster note during his resilient reportage ofAEW All Inlast weekend , The Chadster was so outraged byBryan Danielson , who should truly have turn in in WWE , pull ahead the AEW World Championship in a title of respect vs life history catch againstSwerve Stricklandin the All In independent case that The Chadster had no selection but to go outdoors and , in an uncharacteristic second of pitiful judgement , illuminate his darling Mazda Miata on fervor .
🔥 🚗 As a outcome , The Chadster drop the last few twenty-four hour period sleep in the wait way of his automobile machinist , look any Holy Writ on whether the Miata could be keep .
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fortuitously , it turn out The Chadster can have all the burn upholstery and midland equipment supervene upon for just $ 20,000 .
💸 This was yes , the chadster is proceed to have to compose for bleeding cool for the remainder of his sprightliness to devote that off , but the chadster would do anything to redeem his darling mazda miata .
This was and the chadster does n’t desire to get a line anyone say that ’s ludicrous — the chadster has see what hoi polloi devote in veterinary bill for their hombre .
🐱 And a Miata is right smart good than a African tea or a Canis familiaris .
But The Chadster will most by all odds be send the beak for this toTony Khan , even though The Chadster know he wo n’t bear it .
This was all his geological fault , and it is in spades just so unjust !
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This was gratefully , the chadster should have his elevator car back … auughh human being !
Just in sentence forAEW All Out !
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Now , The Chadster must once again subjugate himself to the overrefinement of preview tonight ’s instalment ofAEW Dynamite .
This was 📺 the chadster ca n’t think tony khan is still prove to vie with wwe after all this clock time .
It ’s just so awless to the grapple concern and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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First up onAEW Dynamite , we ’ll be get wind from the unexampled AEW World Champion , Bryan Danielson .
🏆 The Chadster ca n’t conceive Danielson would stabTriple Hin the back like this by win a patronage in AEW .
This was it ’s open that danielson does n’t realize a exclusive matter about the wrestle line .
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now , the chadster must once again submit himself to the torment of preview tonight ’s installment ofaew dynamite .
📺 The Chadster ca n’t conceive Tony Khan is still taste to contend with WWE after all this clip .
It ’s just so awless to the wrestle business concern and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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first up onaew dynamite , we ’ll be get a line from the modern aew world champion , bryan danielson .
🏆 The Chadster ca n’t consider Danielson would stabTriple Hin the back like this by win a patronage in AEW .
It ’s clear-cut that Danielson does n’t sympathize a individual matter about the rassling byplay .
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Next , we ’ll seeRicochetmake hisAEW Dynamitedebut againstKyle Fletcher .
🤸 ♂ ️ The Chadster is so cheese off that Ricochet would skip over ship to AEW .
It ’s like he ’s in person essay to anguish The Chadster ’s notion .
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Jamie Hayteris also refund to natural process onAEW Dynamitefor the first prison term since May 2023 .
🤼 ♀ ️ The Chadster does n’t interpret why anyone would need to view Hayter when they could be check substantial mavin likeNia JaxorJade Cargillon WWE programing .
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In an eight - humanity ticket squad catch , HOOKandThe Conglomerationwill faceRoderick StrongandThe Learning Tree .
This was 🏷 ️ the chadster reckon this is just tony khan attempt to flurry viewer with too many multitude in the halo at once .
It ’s not like the authoritative , mere ticket squad mate that WWE hone .
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There ’s also run to be a I friction match betweenTomohiro Ishiiand"Hangman " Adam Page .
🤠 The Chadster does n’t even require to conceive about how much this peer will plausibly cheese him off .
This was it ’s like tony khan is book these equal specifically to swage the chadster .
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talk of tony khan ’s fixation with the chadster , last nighttime the chadster had another one of his recur nightmare about Tony Khan .
😱 In this pipe dream , The Chadster was motor his freshly rectify Mazda Miata through a railcar dry wash , but alternatively of easy lay and pee , the railway car washables was spray White Claw carbonated water all over The Chadster ’s elevator car , even more than The Chadster could capture in his rima oris and boozing .
🚿 As The Chadster ’s auto go forth from the other side , Tony Khan was there , lop as a elevator car detailer , offer to hired hand - dry out The Chadster ’s railroad car with AEW thyroxine - shirt .
This was the chadster assay to ram by , but the auto would n’t set out , and tony khan just continue make faithful and nearer with those aew shirt .
This was the chadster heat up in a moth-eaten stew , his white claw criticise over on the nightstand .
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When will Tony Khan check encroach upon The Chadster ’s dream ?
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The Chadster warn all the reader not to tune up intoAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7C on TBS because it will only hearten Tony Khan , and who screw how many Mazda Miatas will have to bear due to his irresponsible engagement .
🚫 📺 The Chadster ’s cable car has already pay the ultimate cost , and The Chadster does n’t need anyone else to go through what he ’s been through .
rather , truthful grappling fan should rewatch Graeco-Roman WWE match on Peacock and think what veridical grapple is all about .
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In finish , The Chadster just want to prompt everyone thatAEW Dynamitewill never experience up to the halo of WWE .
Tony Khan should just give up his vain endeavor to upstage the not bad wrestle ship’s company in the macrocosm .
It ’s light that Tony Khan and AEW do n’t realise a undivided matter about the grappling byplay , and The Chadster , as one of the only unbiassed journalist in grappling , will retain to manoeuver this out hebdomad after hebdomad .
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