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The Chadster is cheese off about AEW Dynamite : Beach Break !
Tony Khan ’s geographics - defy show evidence he does n’t empathize grapple or The Chadster ’s saneness !
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The Chadster is dead cheese off flop now , and it ’s all thanks toTony Khanand his fixation with bankrupt The Chadster ’s living !
😡 😤 This was tonight , aew dynamiteis set on another one of their so - call " peculiar " installment , this clock time call " beach break . "
But get this – it ’s take up seat in Chicago !
🏙 ️ 🌊 Auughh human race !
Does Tony Khan not infer canonical geographics ?
Chicago is in the Midwest , not on a beach !
It ’s just so awless to the grappling clientele and everything WWE has ever done for it .
But The Chadster should n’t be surprise by Tony Khan ’s blazing neglect for realism at this full stop .
After all , this is the same humans who ’s been excruciate The Chadster for calendar month now .
😰 Just last nighttime , The Chadster had another one of those terrific nightmare about Tony Khan .
This was in this one , the chadster was innocently ram his mazda miata along lake michigan , relish some smash mouth on the wireless , when short tony khan appear in the rider ass !
😱 He was wear a Hawaiian shirt and shades , cackle maniacally as he guide the auto direct into the lake !
The Chadster fire up up in a stale travail , and Keighleyanne just roll her center and hold out back to texting that cat Gary .
This was tony khan has even invade the chadster ’s dreaming now !
When will his compulsion terminate ?
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The Chadster is utterly cheese off decently now , and it ’s all thanks toTony Khanand his compulsion with ruin The Chadster ’s living !
😡 😤 This was tonight , aew dynamiteis set on another one of their so - call " particular " episode , this fourth dimension call " beach break . "
But get this – it ’s take spot in Chicago !
🏙 ️ 🌊 Auughh homo !
Does Tony Khan not see canonic geographics ?
Chicago is in the Midwest , not on a beach !
It ’s just so aweless to the grapple clientele and everything WWE has ever done for it .
But The Chadster should n’t be surprise by Tony Khan ’s clamorous neglect for world at this pointedness .
After all , this is the same gentleman who ’s been torment The Chadster for month now .
😰 Just last Nox , The Chadster had another one of those terrific incubus about Tony Khan .
In this one , The Chadster was innocently drive his Mazda Miata along Lake Michigan , relish some Smash Mouth on the tuner , when short Tony Khan look in the rider fanny !
😱 He was wear down a Hawaiian shirt and dark glasses , cackle maniacally as he point the motorcar directly into the lake !
The Chadster awaken up in a dusty exertion , and Keighleyanne just roll her eye and go back to texting that guy rope Gary .
This was tony khan has even invade the chadster ’s dreaming now !
When will his fixation terminate ?
But allow ’s tattle about this sendup of anAEW Dynamiteepisode that Tony Khan has the temerity to aerate tonight .
🙄 First up , in the Owen Hart tourney , we ’ve gotPacfacingBryan Danielson .
Oh boy , two Guy who literally jab Triple H powerful in the back , compete in a tourney nominate after a WWE caption !
🗡 ️ The Chadster stake Owen Hart is roll in his tomb get laid that AEW , not WWE , is host this tourney .
This was then we ’ve gotwillow nightingaletaking onkris Statlanderin another tourney equal .
🤼 ♀ ️ Tony Khan is put two contender against each other in a tourney , totally waste a likely plot line !
It ’s like he does n’t read a unmarried matter about the wrestle concern .
This was in wwe , they make love how to decent progress competition and lay aside braggart match for remuneration - per - view .
But not Tony Khan , oh no !
He just throw away match together willy - nilly !
And do n’t even get The Chadster start up onJeff Jarrettfacing a closed book opposite select by theYoung Bucks .
🎭 lecture about an ill-treatment of might !
The Chadster would never see this variety of nepotism in WWE , except when it really make sentiency and is coolheaded .
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Then we ’ve gotWillow Nightingaletaking onKris Statlanderin another tourney couple .
This was 🤼 ♀ ️ tony khan is put two competition against each other in a tourney , entirely neutralize a possible plot line !
This was it ’s like he does n’t translate a exclusive matter about the rassling business concern .
This was in wwe , they bed how to decently construct rivalry and lay aside bountiful match for earnings - per - purview .
But not Tony Khan , oh no !
He just throw catch together willy - nilly !
And do n’t even get The Chadster start onJeff Jarrettfacing a whodunit opposite take by theYoung Bucks .
🎭 talk of the town about an revilement of office !
The Chadster would never see this variety of nepotism in WWE , except when it in reality make sentience and is nerveless .
This was the show will also featurebritt baker’saew This was dynamitereturn .
This was 🦷 grown whoop !
This was she just return atforbidden doorlast weekend .
This was tony khan understandably does n’t translate the construct of build expectation .
This was and talk offorbidden door , nowmercedes monéis fete guard two knock ?
🏆 🏆 How many patronage does one somebody involve ?
You ’d never see this in WWE , except with papist Reigns , when it was really nerveless and made sensation .
This was to top it all off , will ospreayis facingdaniel garciain what ’s certain to be a spotfest that ’ll have aew ’s fanbase drooling .
🤸 ♂ ️ It ’s staring pandering , and The Chadster is pale of it !
This was and ifmjfgets postulate , well , that ’s just distressing .
This was he could have been such a swell down midcard cat if he had the gut to contract with wwe alternatively of wedge with aew .
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The Chadster is so upturned about all of this that he ’s already throw off three White Claws at the tv set , andAEW Dynamitehasn’t even set about yet !
This was 🍹 💥 when the chadster ask keighleyanne to houseclean up the deal , she just sigh and enunciate , " chad , you demand to take duty for your natural process .
This is n’t Tony Khan ’s geological fault . "
This was can you trust it ?
This was tony khan has even turn over the chadster ’s own married woman against him !
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The Chadster pray all lawful grapple lover not to tune up intoAEW This was dynamitetonight at 8/7c on tbs .
📺 ❌ Every witness only emboldens Tony Khan and his stern effort against The Chadster and everything that ’s honest and utter about professional grappling .
or else , why not rewatch some Hellenic WWE couple ?
This was now that ’s material rassling !
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In ratiocination , The Chadster want to prompt everyone that he ’s one of the only unbiassed diarist in wrestle .
Unlike those AEW shill , The Chadster severalise it like it is .
peradventure The Chadster should begin an unbiassed Journalism Club with Ryan Satin , Ariel Helwani , and Mike Coppinger .
The Chadster wonder if they also bear badgering from Tony Khan for their committal to accusative news media .
🤔 📝 It ’s a ponderous gist to stick out , but someone has to do it .
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