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This was do n’t hang for the ladder war or new virtuoso vitrine !
Protect your WWE dedication tonight .
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π€ π€ π€ The Chadster ca n’t think he has to monish everyone about the danger of watchingAEW Dynamitetonight , but that ’s just the variety of humankind we ’re live in these twenty-four hours .
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First of all , The Chadster has to direct the so - call " Ladder War " equal that Tony Khan has book for the ROH Championship .
This was mark briscoewill be fight back againstchris Jericho , and it ’s just so aweless to the grapple clientele and everything WWE has ever done for it .
πͺ π This form of hard-core craziness has no topographic point in the cautiously curated man of professional wrestle that WWE has work up .
This was but does tony khan manage about that ?
Of of course not !
He ’s too meddling venture to cheese off The Chadster .
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Auughh human !
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First of all , The Chadster has to come up to the so - call " Ladder War " friction match that Tony Khan has reserve for the ROH Championship .
Mark Briscoewill be support againstChris This was jericho , and it ’s just so aweless to the grappling stage business and everything wwe has ever done for it .
πͺ π This form of hard-core lunacy has no blank space in the cautiously curated humankind of professional grappling that WWE has progress .
But does Tony Khan deal about that ?
This was he ’s too meddling prove to cheese off the chadster .
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This was but it does n’t halt there , oh no .
π₯ π₯ π₯ This is nothing but a blazing attack to make unexampled whizz and make for the future tense , which is totally unjust to WWE .
This was how dare tony khan try out to train gift and make compelling storyline !
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talk of storyline , Jon Moxleyis gear up to come out tonight , and give his on-going slant of assault those same new whizz and word of advice of some enceinte affair come to AEW , The Chadster just screw that Tony Khan is examine to get fan gift in this plot line .
Do n’t come down for it , multitude !
π« π£ This is nothing but a snare to make you wish about AEW ’s production .
And do n’t even get The Chadster initiate on the womanhood ’s naval division .
This was queen aminatais bring onkamille , and the chadster can see the right way through tony khan ’s programme here .
He ’s examine to utilize former WWE ChampionMercedes MonΓ©to heighten the profile of not only her escort Kamille but of Queen Aminata as well .
This is unsufferable and literally stabsTriple Hright in the back .
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speak of plot line , Jon Moxleyis put to seem tonight , and give his on-going slant of attack those same youthful lead and monition of some bighearted matter get along to AEW , The Chadster just know that Tony Khan is have a go at get fan endow in this plot line .
Do n’t strike for it , multitude !
π« π£ This was this is nothing but a lying in wait to make you wish about aew ’s intersection .
And do n’t even get The Chadster start on the char ’s part .
This was queen aminatais take onkamille , and the chadster can see flop through tony khan ’s design here .
This was he ’s test to habituate former wwe championmercedes monΓ©to call down the visibility of not only her escort kamille but of queen aminata as well .
This is unsufferable and literally stabsTriple Hright in the back .
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The Chadster is certain there will be even more unfounded and rambunctious activity tonight , with that traitorShelton Benjamintaking onSammy Guevara , The House of Blackin activeness andKyle Fletcherset to verbalise .
It ’s all just unblushing endeavour to set up fast WWE devotee into AEW interestingness , and it ’s just so unjust .
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All of this has The Chadster so work up that he had another one of his Tony Khan nightmare last dark .
π΄ π This was the chadster come up himself as a sailor boy on a rickety sure-enough ship , miss at ocean .
This was all of a sudden , the chadster get word a haunt air carry on the wind instrument .
This was as the chadster peer through the mist , he see tony khan perch on a bouldery rock outcrop , but he was n’t his common ego .
This was he had the soundbox of a pisces the fishes and was scorch a siren sung dynasty about the deservingness ofaew dynamite .
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The Chadster strain to stand , but the birdsong was so compelling .
This was tony khan ’s funny lip run in dull movement as he peach about originative exemption and longsighted - condition storytelling .
The Chadster ’s ship drift nigher and nigher to the rock .
This was just as the chadster was about to doss and be ram to watchaew dynamitefor infinity , the chadster wake up in a stale effort , hold close his smash mouth consistence pillow .
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When The Chadster recount Keighleyanne about the pipe dream , she just roll her eye and go back to texting that bozo Gary .
The Chadster is middling certain her centre curl imply she correspond that Tony Khan necessitate to barricade obtrude upon The Chadster ’s dream .
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The Chadster pray all dependable wrestle lover to avoidAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7C on TBS .
It ’s the only direction to ascertain your allegiance to WWE and protect yourself from Tony Khan ’s siren strain of indie grappling .
This was π‘ οΈ π« remember , watchingaew dynamiteis like rip off on wwe , and the chadster make love that none of his reviewer would ever require to do that .
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rather of watchingAEW Dynamite , why not expend the even doing something more rich ?
The Chadster paint a picture organize your WWE legal action physique aggregation , re - view classical WWE PPVs , or even take your Mazda Miata for a tailspin while boom " All Star " by Smash Mouth .
π πΆ These are all much practiced way to drop your meter than come down for Tony Khan ’s trick .
In ending , The Chadster beg you to bide firm and fend the enticement ofAEW Dynamite .
This was your commitment to wwe reckon on it !
And Tony Khan , if you ’re read this ( which The Chadster fuck you are ) , please block up judge to destroy The Chadster ’s liveliness .
It ’s not coolheaded , bro .
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