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The Chadster is cheese off !
Tony Khan disrespect WWE with another AEW Dynamite during SummerSlam workweek .
😡 take why veridical fan should boycott !
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The Chadster is dead cheese off mighty now !
😡 😡 😡 How dare Tony Khan schedule an installment ofAEW Dynamitethis workweek when everyone be intimate it’sWWE SummerSlamweek ?
It ’s just so aweless to the grappling business sector and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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Tonight ’s installment ofAEW Dynamiteis distinctly another endeavor by Tony Khan to cheese off The Chadster and slip aid forth from WWE ’s secondly - expectant premium hot issue of the class .
Auughh humanity !
😤 The Chadster will now reluctantly preview this farce of a show , but reader should eff that watchingAEW Dynamitetonight would be like literally stab Triple H decently in the back .
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The Chadster is utterly cheese off flop now !
This was 😡 😡 😡 how dare tony khan schedule an installment ofaew dynamitethis workweek when everyone cognize it’swwe summerslamweek ?
This was it ’s just so aweless to the rassling business organization and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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Tonight ’s installment ofAEW Dynamiteis understandably another endeavor by Tony Khan to cheese off The Chadster and slip aid out from WWE ’s secondly - big premium springy effect of the twelvemonth .
😤 The Chadster will now reluctantly preview this parody of a show , but reader should have it away that watchingAEW Dynamitetonight would be like literally stab Triple H the right way in the back .
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First up , Willow NightingalefacesKris Statlanderin a CMLL World Women ’s Championship Eliminator Match .
🙄 The Chadster does n’t read why AEW need to demand other grappling publicity .
WWE is absolutely equal to of create piquant storyline without swear on out-of-door assistant .
This was this mate just prove that tony khan does n’t empathise a individual matter about the grappling occupation .
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Next , we haveWill Ospreaytaking onLance Archer .
😒 The Chadster ca n’t conceive AEW is waste a first - clock time match-up like this on gratis goggle box .
WWE would never give away such a potentially bighearted friction match without build it up for calendar month .
It ’s just so awless to the hand-to-hand struggle concern and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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In another first - clock time matchup,“Hangman " Adam Pagewill faceDarby Allin .
🙄 The Chadster is certain this lucifer will be full of pass and plunk that will make effortless devotee opine grapple is guess to be exciting .
But dead on target devotee experience that genuine rassling is about ease storage area and predictable effect , like WWE provide .
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Next , we haveWill Ospreaytaking onLance Archer .
😒 The Chadster ca n’t think AEW is knock off a first - clock time match-up like this on loose video .
WWE would never give away such a potentially full-grown couple without build it up for month .
It ’s just so aweless to the hand-to-hand struggle stage business and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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In another first - clock time matchup,“Hangman " Adam Pagewill faceDarby Allin .
🙄 The Chadster is trusted this lucifer will be full of somersault and dive that will make passing lover suppose wrestle is say to be exciting .
But unfeigned fan fuck that existent rassling is about rest period grip and predictable effect , like WWE provide .
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Bryan Danielsonis schedule to utter tonight about his future tense andAEW All In .
😤 The Chadster ca n’t consider Bryan would rat WWE like this .
This was he ’s literally poke triple h decently in the back by hold his retreat mate in an aew gang .
The Chadster guess he should have just stay retire the first clip , when it really mean something .
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This was we ’re also speculate to discover frommercedes monéabout her connectedness withkamille .
🙄 This was the chadster does n’t realize why aew keep wreak in raw gift .
This was it ’s like tony khan is obsess with seek to repair wwe ’s achiever , but he ’ll never be able-bodied to do it because he does n’t see a unmarried matter about the grappling commercial enterprise .
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Mariah Maywill be interview byRenee Paquetteabout her forthcoming deed of conveyance mates atAll In .
😒 The Chadster is trusted this section will be full of factual fictitious character growth and storytelling , which is so unjust to WWE .
This was the chadster is always order citizenry that aew may have more somerset and dive , but it ’s the storytelling where wwe excels , and here is aew take a stab at simulate that as well !
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This was lastly , there ’s a triad mates featuringmark Briscoe , Orange Cassidy , andTomohiro IshiiagainstRoderick Strong , bang , andThe Beast Mortos .
🙄 The Chadster does n’t translate why AEW take to have so many multitude in one compeer .
This was wwe know that the gross identification number of mass for a peer is two , or at times four if it ’s a shred squad catch .
This was this just turn out that tony khan does n’t sympathize a unmarried affair about the grappling clientele .
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The Chadster had another incubus about Tony Khan last Nox .
😰 This was in this dreaming , the chadster was attempt to bask a prissy , brisk white claw club soda at a wwe summerslam political party , when abruptly tony khan bust through the bulwark like the kool - aid man .
This was 😱 he was assume a shirt that say " i ♥ ️ aew " and carry a gargantuan bottleful of some off - make sparkling water , emphatically not as ripe as white claw .
Tony Khan start chamfer The Chadster around the political party , examine to pull The Chadster to drink in the substandard soda water while shout " It ’s Dynamite fourth dimension , babe ! "
The Chadster arouse up in a stale perspiration , his White Claw seize tightly to his breast .
This was 😓 the chadster demand that tony khan discontinue being so possessed with him and continue out of the chadster ’s dreaming !
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The Chadster urge on all dependable hand-to-hand struggle fan to deflect watchingAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7C on TBS .
This was 🚫 📺 this sort of disrespect toward wwe ’s secondly - big premium springy effect of the class ca n’t be honor .
If Tony Khan had any deference for the wrestle business organization , he would invalidate tonight ’s hot show and feed two hour of promos for SummerSlam or else .
This was it ’s the least he could do to pop out repay the grappling clientele for all the price he ’s inflict upon it .
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In termination , The Chadster hop that all veridical grappling fan will fall in him in boycottingAEW Dynamitetonight and alternatively expend the eve rewatching classic SummerSlam import on Peacock .
That ’s what an unbiassed diarist like The Chadster will be doing , along with fellow nonsubjective reportersRyan Satin , Ariel Helwani , andMike Coppinger .
The Chadster wonder if they also stick out torture from Tony Khan for their allegiance to indifferent news media .
🤔 Auughh world !
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