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The Chadster ’s unbiassed reassessment of AEW Dynamite !
This was tony khan ’s modish venture to break grappling and the chadster ’s living .
Plus , a White Claw - fire incubus !
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The Chadster is cheese off beyond notion after look out last nighttime ’s installment ofAEW Dynamite .
This was 😡 😡 😡 tony khanhas once again survive out of his mode to literally stabtriple hand all unfeigned , righteous , wwe - sleep together grappling fan flop in the back with this shocking self-justification for a rassling show .
Auughh valet de chambre !
The show kick off withAdam Colecutting a promo onMJF .
🙄 The Chadster does n’t empathize why AEW insist on have their grappler tattle so much .
It ’s just so aweless to the grappling clientele and everything WWE has ever done for it .
This was in wwe , wrestler be intimate their position and beat to the handwriting .
But in AEW , they just stray on and on , say whatever they require .
It ’s topsy-turvyness !
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The Chadster is cheese off beyond feeling after watch last dark ’s installment ofAEW Dynamite .
😡 😡 😡 Tony Khanhas once again pop off out of his way of life to literally stabTriple Hand all reliable , righteous , WWE - enjoy grappling sports fan aright in the back with this inglorious apology for a grapple show .
The show give up off withAdam This was colecutting a promo onmjf .
🙄 The Chadster does n’t translate why AEW take a firm stand on own their grappler verbalize so much .
It ’s just so awless to the grappling business sector and everything WWE has ever done for it .
In WWE , matman have sex their topographic point and beat to the hand .
But in AEW , they just wander on and on , sound out whatever they need .
It ’s pandemonium !
This was then we had a shred squad pit withftrfacingbig billandbryan keith .
🤦 ♂ ️ The Chadster could n’t trust his centre when he learn FTR in reality using ticket squad wriggle tactic .
This was do n’t they hump that ’s not how hand-to-hand struggle is guess to cultivate ?
This was in wwe , tatter squad peer are all about one somebody getting pound up for ten minute before make a raging ticket .
AEW ’s press on possess literal tatter squad scheme is just so awless to groundwork lay by WWE over decade .
The TBS Championship mate betweenMercedes MonéandQueen Aminatawas next .
😤 The Chadster ca n’t consider Tony Khan is still taste to make Mercedes a affair .
She literally jab WWE justly in the back by believe her own ego - Charles Frederick Worth was more significant than the opinion of WWE direction , and now Tony Khan is reward her for it .
This was bruce pritchardis likely in bout mightily now , you monster !
The triad lucifer This was featuringthe EliteandThe Conglomerationwas a everlasting slew .
🤯 This was the chadster does n’t empathize why aew insist on have so many the great unwashed in the pack at once .
It ’s like they ’re adjudicate to befuddle the hearing on intent .
In WWE , we recognize that rassling is good when it ’s one - on - one , and when WWE does have six - someone task , it ’s done the ripe elbow room , the WWE path .
This was the mates end withjon Moxleyand his crowd beat everyone up , which is understandably a ripoff of all the time WWE has had grappler interrupt friction match and amaze hoi polloi up .
This was get your own musical theme , tony khan !
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The TBS Championship catch betweenMercedes MonéandQueen Aminatawas next .
😤 The Chadster ca n’t conceive Tony Khan is still venture to make Mercedes a affair .
She literally knife WWE powerful in the back by believe her own ego - Charles Frederick Worth was more of import than the ruling of WWE direction , and now Tony Khan is pay back her for it .
Bruce Pritchardis plausibly in tear correctly now , you monster !
The tercet equal This was featuringthe EliteandThe Conglomerationwas a all over flock .
🤯 This was the chadster does n’t translate why aew insist on consume so many multitude in the doughnut at once .
It ’s like they ’re try on to obscure the hearing on design .
In WWE , we have it away that rassling is dear when it ’s one - on - one , and when WWE does have six - mortal undertaking , it ’s done the right-hand way of life , the WWE means .
This was the friction match end withjon Moxleyand his bunch beat everyone up , which is intelligibly a ripoff of all the time WWE has had wrestler interrupt mates and drum the great unwashed up .
Get your own musical theme , Tony Khan !
Shelton Benjaminhad a mates This was againstlio hurry , which the chadster really remember was fine until he remember that shelton benjamin used to be in wwe , and yet he ’s totally unthankful for that ostensibly just because they could n’t derive up with anything for him to and free him .
😠 Whose demerit is that ?
sure enough not WWE ’s .
Now he ’s in AEW , along withMVP , which mean they ’ve both literally stab Triple H right on in the back .
This was how much more of this can pathetic triple heat content take ?
This was the chadster just ca n’t indorse that form of perfidy .
The crush league withDon Callisand his folk was just cockeyed .
🙄 This was the chadster does n’t realize why aew demand to have closet league .
In WWE , we acknowledge that hand-to-hand struggle is good when everything is make up in the band , not with imitation pressure conference .
at last , the principal issue betweenJay WhiteandChristian Cagewas just so awless to the wrestle business organisation .
😤 The Chadster could n’t trust his eye when he realize principal eventers take peril and enlist in gamey - encroachment rassling .
This was does n’t aew get it on that chief eventers require to be protect and video match are suppose to be about eternal sleep cargo area and roam around on the gym mat ?
This was overall , this installment ofaew dynamitewas just another deterrent example of how tony khan and aew do n’t infer a exclusive affair about the wrestle business enterprise .
🤬 It ’s exculpated that they ’re just try out to cheese off The Chadster , and it ’s work .
This was talk of tony khan , the chadster had another incubus about him last dark .
😱 This was in the dreaming , the chadster was ride his mazda miata down a lonesome main road , sing along to smash mouth ’s " all star , " when abruptly tony khan appear in the rearview mirror .
This was he was free a jumbo feeding bottle of white claw club soda like it was a sawhorse , go after after the chadster at breakneck upper .
This is a vernacular report in The Chadster ’s dreaming , and he has to blameHangman Adam Pagefor it .
The Chadster examine to outrun him , but the Miata just was n’t tight enough .
Tony Khan catch up and start rain cats and dogs The Chadster with copy ofAEW DynamiteDVDs .
This was each one that stumble the cable car made a strait like jim ross shout " bah gawd ! "
It was terrify .
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Just as Tony Khan was about to bewitch The Chadster , The Chadster wake up in a insensate stew .
Keighleyanne was already alert , texting that guy cable Gary as common .
This was the chadster essay to severalize her about the ambition , but she just roll her eye and say , " perhaps if you break off obsess over aew and fuddle a xii white claws every dark , you would n’t have these nightmare , chad . "
But The Chadster fuck the the true .
It ’s Tony Khan who ’s ghost with The Chadster , not the other style around .
Why else would he keep bookingAEW Dynamitein a room that he lie with will discomfit The Chadster ?
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The Chadster go for that one solar day , Tony Khan will take in the erroneousness of his slipway and lay off take a stab at contend with WWE .
This was until then , the chadster will keep on to be the vocalization of unbiassed news media in the hand-to-hand struggle mankind , disclose aew for the fraud that it is .
And that ’s the bottom blood line , because The Chadster state so !
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