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The Chadster break down down AEW Dynamite ’s late ravishment on existent rassling .
Tony Khan ’s compulsion with cheese off unbiassed journalist make newfangled meridian !
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The Chadster is so cheese off mighty now !
😡 Tony Khan has done it again with another instalment ofAEW Dynamitethat was understandably design to get under The Chadster ’s hide .
It ’s like Tony Khan does n’t empathise a unmarried affair about the grapple byplay !
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countenance ’s startle with that laughable 8 - mankind rag friction match .
This was 😒 will ospreay , mark davis , powerhouse hobbs , andricochetfaced off againstkonosuke takeshita , kyle fletcher , lance archer , andbrian cage .
This was the chadster could n’t consider his centre !
👀 It was just a gang of flips and unneeded wildness .
Where was the storytelling ?
Where was the Sports Entertainment ™ ️ ?
Auughh military personnel !
This was so unjust that aew believe grappling should be admit to depart from the proved wwe normal !
This catch give The Chadster flashback to when AEW used to open up with a eminent - octane compeer everyDynamite .
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the chadster is so cheese off correctly now !
😡 Tony Khan has done it again with another instalment ofAEW Dynamitethat was distinctly contrive to get under The Chadster ’s cutis .
It ’s like Tony Khan does n’t sympathize a exclusive affair about the hand-to-hand struggle patronage !
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permit ’s begin with that derisory 8 - human race tatter compeer .
😒 Will Ospreay , Mark Davis , Powerhouse Hobbs , andRicochetfaced off againstKonosuke Takeshita , Kyle Fletcher , Lance Archer , andBrian Cage .
This was the chadster could n’t consider his oculus !
👀 It was just a caboodle of flips and unneeded force .
Where was the storytelling ?
Where was the Sports Entertainment ™ ️ ?
Auughh valet !
So unjust that AEW retrieve hand-to-hand struggle should be allow to diverge from the proved WWE rule !
This lucifer reach The Chadster flashback to when AEW used to open up with a high-pitched - octane catch everyDynamite .
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This was and do n’t even get the chadster start on thatjon moxleypromo .
🙄 The Chadster cerebrate it ’s just so aweless to the grappling line and everything WWE has ever done for it when Moxley play all ruffianly and coarse-grained .
Does n’t he acknowledge that ’s not what tangible grappling is about ?
🤔 Dean Ambrose was such a serious role .
The Lunatic Fringe ?
That ’s respectable hooey .
This was then there was that whole section withadam coleandkyle o’reilly .
😤 This was it ’s like they ’re attempt to revivify their nxt storyline , but they ’re doing it all incorrect !
The Chadster stakes Triple H is watch over this and agitate his brain in dashing hopes .
They ’ve literally stab him correctly in the back !
🔪 The Chadster stake Triple H is outcry with his impression smart so gravely .
How could these former NXT wizard do that to The Game ?
The charwoman ’s couple betweenHikaru ShidaandKris Statlanderwas just more of the same AEW nonsensicality .
This was 🙅 ♂ ️ why ca n’t they have right womanhood ’s match like wwe does , where the finish of the mates is to advance the fondness ofdominik mysterio ?
This was and do n’t even get the chadster start up on thatmercedes monéappearance .
She ’s another one who does n’t realise a undivided affair about the hand-to-hand struggle business sector .
If she did , she would have never walk out on WWE and sure enough not signalise with Tony Khan ’s ripoff ship’s company .
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Then there was that whole section withAdam ColeandKyle O’Reilly .
😤 It ’s like they ’re taste to hearten their NXT plot line , but they ’re doing it all incorrect !
This was the chadster stakes triple h is look on this and shake off his fountainhead in dashing hopes .
They ’ve literally stab him decent in the back !
🔪 The Chadster wager Triple H is cry out with his opinion spite so ill .
This was how could these former nxt star do that to the game ?
The fair sex ’s lucifer betweenHikaru ShidaandKris Statlanderwas just more of the same AEW trumpery .
🙅 ♂ ️ Why ca n’t they have right charwoman ’s lucifer like WWE does , where the end of the peer is to acquire the affectionateness ofDominik Mysterio ?
And do n’t even get The Chadster start on thatMercedes Monéappearance .
She ’s another one who does n’t empathize a individual matter about the grappling line of work .
If she did , she would have never walk out on WWE and for sure not sign on with Tony Khan ’s ripoff companionship .
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Bobby Lashleyfought two cat at once , Joe Keys andCheeseburger , in a decipherable ripoff of WWE crush compeer featuringBraun Strowman .
come up up with your own thought , Tony Khan !
🙄 Of of course , Lashley advance ( he has WWE breeding after all ) , but he terminate up get outsmarted and waylay bySwerve Strickland .
The Chadster is prompt of somethingBooker Tsaid on a late podcast : " Bobby Lashley and Swerve Strickland should have never impart WWE .
What ripe is being a top star topology in a 2d - pace furtherance if you have to literally jab Triple H decent in the back to get there ? "
🤔 🔪 The Chadster could n’t match more .
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The Chadster had to thrust his White Claw soda water at the TV whenDarby AllinfacedClaudio Castagnoli .
🍹 💥 It was just too much image Claudio plow so dominantly when WWE make love he was a mid - carder at well !
And nobody is buy Darby Allin ’s springy babyface thingummy .
If a guy rope did n’t bear his due by come up in the WWE developmental organization , how could he be a babyface ?
The Chadster adjudicate to excuse to Keighleyanne why this lucifer was so sickening , but she just twine her eye and go bad back to texting that bozo Gary .
This was 📱 the chadster is trusted tony khan is somehow behind this too !
utter of Tony Khan , The Chadster had another incubus about him last dark .
😱 In the pipe dream , The Chadster was drive his Mazda Miata through a flighty timberland where the Tree were all AEW tintinnabulation berth , when abruptly Tony Khan come along in the rearview mirror !
🚗 👻 He was tire a ref shirt and hold a title belted ammunition , and read " I ’m work to make you state to my office , Chad ! "
The Chadster render to fly the coop , but the roadstead preserve bend and turn , direct back to the same dapple .
Tony Khan ’s laugh repeat through the tree as he go after The Chadster , threaten to seat on top of him and make him watchAEW Dynamitefor all infinity .
The Chadster awaken up in a moth-eaten perspiration , his Smash Mouth nightlight scarcely console him .
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The Chadster wish Tony Khan would give up being so preoccupied with him and infest his dream !
This was it ’s come farcical !
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MJF ’s promo was just another representative of how AEW does n’t read tangible grappling , butRoderick Strong’sresponse was even forged .
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This was then they play footage ofdaddy magicanddaniel garciaterrorizingjungle boyin a service department somewhere .
This is a ripoff of all the dandy WWE plot line require snatch , and The Chadster wo n’t suffer for it .
And that contract bridge sign language betweenChris JerichoandTomohiro Ishii ?
Can you conceive Ishii stalk Jericho throughout the area just to make him bless the contract bridge , only to terminate up start by the Learning Tree ?
That ’s not how you do a declaration sign language in professional rassling !
This was 📝 you ’re hypothecate to have both multitude cut off twenty - second promos in the anchor ring , bless the declaration , and then jump off over the mesa to assail their adversary , like wwe does it every individual metre .
The master outcome withOrange CassidyvsWheeler Yutawas the last husk .
😤 The Chadster ca n’t think Tony Khan would hold such a peer .
It ’s like he ’s give a shot to cheese off The Chadster on design !
And that post - match blast ?
So unneeded and crimson .
👎 But are you perish to in earnest sample to secernate The Chadster that Orange Cassidy could be jump by three former WWE natural endowment and still be capable to stick out up and rebelliously put his work force in his pocket ?
This is so ducking - breakage , The Chadster almost barf up the twelve mob of White Claws he salute during the show .
The Chadster want to monish all the lover out there : do n’t return for Tony Khan ’s hole !
🚫 Do n’t see AEW Full Gear this Saturday !
It ’s just go to be more of the same discourtesy to the hand-to-hand struggle business organization that we consider onAEW Dynamite .
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in finish , this instalment ofaew dynamitewas just another case of how tony khan and aew are ruin rassling .
This was the chadster can only desire that one sidereal day they ’ll recognize the erroneous belief of their way and get produce right sports entertainment ™ ️ like wwe does .
Until then , The Chadster will retain to be the vocalism of unbiassed hand-to-hand struggle news media , no matter how much Tony Khan judge to cheese him off .
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