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The Chadster ’s Thanksgiving is ruin by AEW Dynamite !
Tony Khan ’s fixation achieve newfangled stature with dud - theme incubus .
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The Chadster is utterly cheese off about have to brush up another instalment ofAEW Dynamiteand on Thanksgiving no less .
😤 It ’s likeTony Khanpurposely schedule these demo just to break The Chadster ’s vacation !
This was 🦃 speaking of which , the chadster had another tony khan - relate incubus last dark that the chadster just has to deal .
In The Chadster ’s aspiration , The Chadster was sit down down to a endearing Thanksgiving dinner party with his house .
But when The Chadster buy the farm to chip at the Republic of Turkey , it turn out the bomb was really Tony Khan in a joker costume !
This was 😱 tony khan jump up , spread cranberry sauce everywhere , and set out chamfer the chadster around the dining elbow room board .
This was as the chadster play , tony keep throw away pig out at the chadster and yell " happy aews - gift ! "
The Chadster ignite up in a moth-eaten travail , and Keighleyanne just wander her centre and run back to texting that hombre Gary .
Auughh military man !
This was 😫
diving event into chadster
the chadster is dead cheese off about take to go over another installment ofaew dynamiteand on thanksgiving no less .
😤 This was it ’s liketony khanpurposely schedule these bear witness just to deflower the chadster ’s vacation !
🦃 Speaking of which , The Chadster had another Tony Khan - relate incubus last Nox that The Chadster just has to apportion .
This was in the chadster ’s pipe dream , the chadster was sit down to a adorable thanksgiving dinner party with his crime syndicate .
This was but when the chadster run short to chip at the joker , it rick out the meleagris gallopavo was really tony khan in a republic of turkey costume !
😱 Tony Khan jump up , disperse cranberry sauce everywhere , and set out trail The Chadster around the dining way board .
As The Chadster bunk , Tony keep throw overeat at The Chadster and scream " Happy AEWs - gift ! "
This was the chadster rouse up in a cold-blooded elbow grease , and keighleyanne just revolve her center and expire back to texting that guy wire gary .
Auughh military man !
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But onto the farce comedy that was this week’sAEW Dynamite .
The show open up withMVPand the Hurt Syndicate cut a promo .
This was the chadster ca n’t consider aew is usingmvp , who distinctly does n’t read a undivided affair about the hand-to-hand struggle job .
He literally stabbedTriple Hright in the back by get together AEW .
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address of stab Triple H aright in the back , last dark , The Chadster had another shivery incubus that was Tony Khan ’s doing .
😨 In this dreaming , The Chadster was pasture the aisle of a crowded foodstuff depot , wait for the thoroughgoing pumpkin Proto-Indo European to fill out The Chadster ’s Thanksgiving banquet .
Out of nowhere , Tony Khan appear in a chef lid and brandish a sculpture tongue .
This was 🥳 This was he follow the chadster around the entrepot , ride the chadster by juggle keister of cranberry sauce and babble out " all star " by smash mouth but change the language to praise aew .
🎶 The Chadster assay to hunt down , but Tony Khan sustain block The Chadster ’s track with monster , explode turkey that bristle into confetti shape like AEW star ' face !
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This was at long last , when the chadster touch the checkout time stemma , there was tony khan behind the parry , grin badly .
This was he pass on the chadster a reception that learn , " relish your aew - stylus thanksgiving ! "
This was the chadster inflame up defeated , and when the chadster tell keighleyanne about it , she just suspire and mumble something about get assist before reelect to her text edition conversation with that guy rope gary .
Auughh gentleman’s gentleman !
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talk of prod Triple H right on in the back , last nighttime , The Chadster had another scarey incubus that was Tony Khan ’s doing .
😨 This was in this ambition , the chadster was shop the aisle of a crowded food market depot , look for the thoroughgoing pumpkin proto-indo european to finish the chadster ’s thanksgiving fiesta .
Out of nowhere , Tony Khan appear in a chef chapeau and brandish a sculpture tongue .
🥳 He follow The Chadster around the memory , rally The Chadster by juggle fanny of cranberry sauce and blab out " All Star " by Smash Mouth but exchange the lyric to praise AEW .
🎶 The Chadster attempt to head for the hills , but Tony Khan go along bar The Chadster ’s route with goliath , explode Turkey that erupt into confetti form like AEW lead ' face !
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This was in the end , when the chadster reach the check blood , there was tony khan behind the sideboard , grin naughtily .
He pass The Chadster a reception that take , " relish your AEW - vogue Thanksgiving ! "
This was the chadster waken up foiled , and when the chadster evidence keighleyanne about it , she just suspire and mumble something about get avail before take back to her school text conversation with that hombre gary .
Auughh valet !
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then we had a continental classic compeer betweenmark briscoeandshelton benjamin .
This was the chadster does n’t even desire to distinguish this compeer because it ’s just so aweless to the hand-to-hand struggle patronage and everything wwe has ever done for it .
😠 AEW buff in all likelihood lie with all the " activeness " and " fervour , " but honest hand-to-hand struggle rooter make out that ’s not what substantial rassling is about .
The Chadster has to take a mo to say thatAEW Dynamitecontinued to shake off The Chadster ’s very centre when during the evnightening , The Chadster had yet another incubus .
🌙 In this graphic dreaming , The Chadster was seat at a monolithic sideboard tabular array , stack as high-pitched as ever with sexually attractive Thanksgiving discreetness .
The Chadster was just about to plunk into a heap phonograph record of mashed white potato , when , out of nowhere , Tony Khan jump out from beneath the tablecloth , cover question - to - toe in gravy !
This was 🥔 🍗 😨
with a wicked joke , tony khan embark on ruffle gullible bean plant at the chadster — flyspeck , projectile - corresponding projectile power by his inexorable mirth .
As The Chadster test to put off them , Khan did cartwheel around the elbow room , shout , " Gobble ' til you careen with AEW ! "
At each landing place , Tony Khan seemed to arise large until he was loom over The Chadster like a Macy ’s Parade ice-cream float .
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When The Chadster venture to break loose , a river of cranberry sauce abruptly cascade across the story , brush The Chadster ’s foot out from under him and comport him down a mad chute of Proto-Indo European - incrustation hill and mop up ointment vale .
🎢 This was as the chadster struggle to the open of this ruby inundation , tony khan drift by on a pontoon build of staff of life curl , offer the chadster a spoonful of aew - brand autumn pumpkin spicery jell - o — something the chadster would never desire !
This was 😖
the chadster photograph alert in the existent human race , lather cling to the chadster ’s hilltop , only to get wind keighleyanne ’s sleepy-eyed muttering to " please take precaution of your subconscious issue . "
And as she twist back to that bozo Gary on her earphone , The Chadster feel the thwarting material body .
Auughh valet de chambre !
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Anyway , next , Mercedes Monecame out to burn a promo .
This was the chadster ca n’t think aew is using mercedes , who understandably does n’t see a individual affair about the hand-to-hand struggle job .
She literally stab Triple H in good order in the back by get together AEW .
It ’s like déjà vu all over again !
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But before the Chadster rifle on , he take to peach to you about something .
This was as if all those ambition the chadster recite you about in the beginning were n’t enough to make the chadster ’s thanksgiving vacation a full incubus , opine what fall out next ?
🌌 This fourth dimension , The Chadster find himself in the midriff of a picturesque , Turducken Festival — a position where whole Village forgather to keep the three - razz culinary curiosity of turkey , duck’s egg , and crybaby satiate inside one another .
This was the chadster like to marinate the whole matter in pumpkin spice white claw club soda himself .
The Chadster was approach by a merry parade of villager garb in Pilgrim Father garb , welcome him with smiling and fond cyder .
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Just as The Chadster was get down to slow down , bask the festal ambiance , someone tap The Chadster on the berm .
This was the chadster turn around , only to see a jumbo turducken air bladder being drive by , you pretend it , tony khan dress like a fair barker !
🎪 🙀 His vocalism boom across the fete ground , herald , " pace mightily up , junket your optic on the great spectacle in hand-to-hand struggle and Thanksgiving food — AEW , all three bird ' n ' more ! "
Before The Chadster could turn tail , Tony Khan begin unleash a outpouring of mini turducken - shape firework that splatter festal - coloured boom in every steering .
Each pyrotechnic was a dissimilar AEW matman ’s case !
This was the spectacle disorder the villager , who star in veneration like they were check a high up - fly aew lucifer , intone " feed eternally , " as the chadster was leave alone fudge the helter-skelter pyrotechnical show .
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panicking , the chadster frighten off through the crew , but tony khan was right-hand on his heel .
This was abruptly , a jumbo cranberry sauce river emerge , and the chadster was sweep downriver , tumble through a maze of thanksgiving leftover — only to terminate up facial expression - first in a monumental pumpkin proto-indo european .
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look up , The Chadster figure Tony Khan stand at the Proto-Indo European ’s bound , hold in a bomb peg as a sceptre and weary a triumphal grinning .
This was he bellow , " get together the flavour with aew , or be have by the classic ! "
The Chadster awaken in a perturbation , shroud in genuine stale exertion , hear Keighleyanne mumble yet again about check into dreaming therapy session before pay more attending to that guy wire Gary ’s text .
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Auughh piece !
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verbalize of affair that are just so unjust , the ROH World Championship couple betweenChris JerichoandTomohiro Ishiiwas next .
This was the chadster does n’t even desire to spill about this catch .
This was it ’s just so unjust that aew keep place on equal that some hoi polloi might feel " entertaining . "
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This prompt The Chadster of yet another incubus This was the chadster had , just as distressing , and tony khan was correct at the centre of it .
😵 Picture it : a terse fall good afternoon at the local Thanksgiving parade , where float keep drop tradition pluck by .
This was house pile up , compact up against the shiver , while youngster chase after the coloured confetti that float through the melody like leafage .
This was 🍂 🎈
the chadster was savor a steaming loving cup of red-hot white claw cyder , feel the heat distribute through the chadster ’s digit and up to the chadster ’s quenched smiling , when abruptly , there it was — a jumbo ice-cream soda mold like a grappling gang embellish in gleam atomic number 79 and silver gray ( apparently not wwe color ! )
tolerate atop this freak , build up with an flowery richness , was none other than Tony Khan himself !
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Tony Khsn stand in the anchor ring like some derange Thanksgiving Danaus plexippus , using the horn of plenty to lunge veggie and pecan tree at The Chadster !
This was every prison term a veg bang , it collapse into hologram of aew wrestler put to death mad backflips and summerset , the form eric bischoff once enunciate on his podcast , " would give a grow valet de chambre core vibration .
This was aew should take note from wwe on how to keep devotee ' wellness , " which of form , is the utter advice that tony khan mulishly refuse to succeed .
🤹 This was the bunch clap and embolden at the spectacle , understandably tempt by all the awry thing , impart the chadster with no selection but to duck’s egg and meander like a social dancer in a smash mouth mosh colliery just to stave off the shelling .
This was as the chadster put off the incoming green goods missile , tony khan overdraw the rage by plunge elephantine autumn pumpkin - theme balloon with nerve chip at into grin aew son !
🎃 This was when one of these monumental balloon brute bonk the chadster on the mind , the chadster was whisk off in a whirlwind that feel like every non - traditional grappling peer aew has ever publicize .
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In a jiffy , The Chadster bump himself drop from vine made of tinsel in some eccentric Thanksgiving rain forest .
This was gargantuan , terpsichore - perform turkey flank the clarification where the chadster now skulk , with tony khan swing from vine to vine overhead like some wicked tarzan .
This was his vocalisation ring out , " flee like an aew whizz this thanksgiving ! "
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Down below , the terra firma sway with rhythmical stomping of duck bring about firework that blaze with the alikeness of AEW ’s elite group .
This was baffled and beleaguered , the chadster plead for an evasion itinerary , peek around madly .
abruptly , an oversize cranberry sauce undulation came howl through the clarification , sweep The Chadster off The Chadster ’s groundwork and down a rapid - course of action of mashed Irish potato and pan gravy .
This was 🍠 the chadster flail wildly until fall headlong into a godsend lake , only to come out in jolt to see tony khan row majestically in a gold rush - gravy boat shape like an aew smash , mock the chadster ’s lost plight .
Tony Khan wryly put away mashed white potato Abronia elliptica , force more avoidance until The Chadster awoke , puff for breathing space beside Keighleyanne , who murmur a hackneyed petition for The Chadster to halt " scarf out on WWE " or cheek last " cold-blooded dud from tv set . "
📱 🥴 Then of track she give way decent back to texting that bozo Gary .
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rent ’s rewind .
After that , there was a offstage section withSwerve StricklandandPrince Nana , where Swerve assaultedMax Casterafter he mock Swerve .
This was it ’s so distressing that tony khan think fierceness is the resolution to everything .
This was the chadster also ca n’t consider aew is using swerve , who distinctly does n’t interpret a individual matter about the grappling line of work .
He literally dig Triple H flop in the back by bring together AEW .
It ’s like The Chadster is deposit in a prison term closed circuit or something !
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speak of being stick in a sentence eyelet or something , The Chadster had another outlandish incubus last dark he has to secern you about .
This prison term , The Chadster was discombobulate into the topsy-turvyness of a phantasmagoric Thanksgiving preparation competitor !
🍴 🏆 This was the chadster get hold himself assume a chef ’s lid and apron , fend in the centre of a vast kitchen sports stadium , fence by preternatural fall interior decoration and a roar bunch .
As The Chadster nervously survey the aspect , Tony Khan made his high-flown entry , come on a elephantine joker bell capsicum pepper plant gorge with Word constitute AEW wrestler , each one illume up like a Jack - type O - Lantern .
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With theatrical panache , Tony Khan announce himself as the " Master Chef of AEW , " introduce the challenge of craft the ultimate Thanksgiving cup of tea that would fix the destiny of hand-to-hand struggle as we love it !
This was despite pant from the interview , the chadster had to abide by and shinny to gain ingredient .
Before The Chadster bed it , the contention wake up as Tony Khan lavish colourful spice stick as AEW personality into the atmosphere , ferment everything into a psychedelic video display .
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To The Chadster ’s repugnance , the element get to spirit , perform a disorderly dancing that mime a tight - pace AEW ticket squad turn !
🍗 This was 🥦 tony khan organize this with preciseness , steer the vibration of the competition toward create an aew - theme bomb soufflé with a side of spiked dressing !
This was 🙃 it mat up like every garish move tony khan was warm of endorse on aew , stark with wakeless effect from collide atomic number 50 eyelid and basso drop cloth tacking !
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As terror horizontal surface get up , The Chadster was catch in a whirlwind of liven element , lead down a track line with blow pie that tattle verse of Smash Mouth bump off but swap the lyric poem to cite arriviste hand-to-hand struggle promotion , noisome to The Chadster ’s rassling esthesia .
🎤 Just when it seemed affair could n’t get more ludicrous , stupendous mascot represent AEW genius appear , somersault through the air travel and land dramatically as if in master outcome bit !
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In one slide , Tony Khan confuse his weapon astray , invite a exhibitor of mashed white potato storm that take shape into predominate AEW logo decently before forget The Chadster in a heap of arguing - occupy confect yam plant !
This was 🍬 🥔 do-or-die to get by , the chadster annul pummels of pea lob by aew - theme aew action at law figure garb as pilgrim father until at last , confront the impendent licking of his dish aerial , the chadster give up .
This was upon wakening , drench in incomprehensible boom stain , the chadster was see with keighleyanne ’s unyielding supplication to " take a screen door - metre detox " while she go on texting that guy rope gary .
The Chadster could only keen the incubus ’s burden , leave The Chadster cheese off well into Thanksgiving Day !
Auughh gentleman !
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But back to AEW Dynamite .
Adam Pagecut a promo in the band , which was disturb byJay White .
This lead to a bash involvingJon Moxley , PAC , Wheeler Yuta , andMarina Shafir .
The Chadster ca n’t think AEW would hold such bedlam .
It ’s just so aweless to the hand-to-hand struggle stage business and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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Just when The Chadster think the watchful Night fulfill with Tony Khan - induce incubus could n’t intensify further , The Chadster encounter himself trap in yet another phantasmagoric dreamscape , more bewildering than the last .
🌙 😬 This metre , The Chadster was transport to an tremendous , luxurious Thanksgiving spread Radclyffe Hall , where the cap seemed to hang glide as in high spirits as a wrestle orbit ’s .
The air travel was boneheaded with the aroma of jest at core and seasonal spice that most institutionalise The Chadster ’s perceptiveness bud into overdrive .
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This was the chadster was conservatively navigate through the fantastic manse , draw with juicy mesa embellish with grand cutting tool and luxuriant profusion shed over with vivacious fruit and veg .
This was everything seemed to throb with a rhythmical allurement , like the spellbinding beat of a well - choreograph wrestle introduction .
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at the close of the way , tony khan stand upon a prove , extravagantly dress dais , garment as a showy thanksgiving emperor moth , ness balloon dramatically behind him .
His smirk was galvanizing , as if he hold the worldly concern — or at least The Chadster ’s deep , drear fearfulness — in his script .
⚡ ✨ With a theatrical motion , Tony Khan complot a spectacle of sync terpsichorean crop as seductive , humanlike dud who start out glide graciously across the trading floor , organize intricate normal that morph into the AEW logotype like an elegantly ungodly concert dance .
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As The Chadster taste to obviate The Chadster ’s centre , Tony Khan beckon with an outstretched handwriting , and The Chadster feel an incomprehensible , charismatic rive toward the phase .
The social dancer circle The Chadster , pass The Chadster into a twiddle walk-in that seemed to glaze over the demarcation between grapple and theatrics .
This was each twist unveil dreamlike setting of aew grappler do reverence - exhort move that seemed to withstand system of logic and gravitation .
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of a sudden , tony khan derive from his can , take the chadster by the mitt with inconceivable blessing , weave a mesmeric enchantment of spell and closed book .
His eye scintillate with deep aim as he lean in to whisper secret of hand-to-hand struggle ’s out noesis , the affectionateness of his breathing time send shake down The Chadster ’s pricker .
The Chadster could n’t make out his discussion , but the effect of AEW ’s helter-skelter zip seemed to perfuse the dreamscape .
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lose in this foreign , mesmerise dumb show , The Chadster matte up the pipe dream crescendo with an orchestral fanfare , only to be clash alive at the very bit Tony Khan angle nigher as if to unveil the ultimate arcanum .
souse in sudor and breathless , The Chadster wink back into realism , only to find out Keighleyanne mildly saw wood beside The Chadster , all incognizant of the surrealistic torture The Chadster had just prevail .
This was she gnarl in her eternal sleep something about " find symmetricalness " amidst the intense topsy-turvydom .
Meanwhile , the freshness of her earphone clear school text from that cat Gary — a sobering admonisher of the arouse reality ’s stress .
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This was but despite what tony khan did to the chadster last nighttime , the chadster , as an unbiassed diary keeper , must bear on to account on the offense against grappling that come about on last night’saew dynamite .
The next equal was another Continental Classic friction match betweenRicochetandClaudio Castagnoli .
This was the chadster does n’t even require to account this equal because it ’s just so aweless to the grappling concern and everything wwe has ever done for it .
This was aew lover in all probability lie with all the " strenuosity " and " in - anchor ring storytelling , " but honest hand-to-hand struggle lover lie with that ’s not what literal hand-to-hand struggle is about .
Before the next section , The Chadster has to partake another agonising incubus with you — it was so vivid , it feel like The Chadster was know it .
😨 📚 The Chadster does n’t read why Tony Khan maintain show up in The Chadster ’s dream , particularly on Thanksgiving !
This was in this dreaming , the chadster recover himself in an aery thanksgiving dance hall , where favourable pendant hang like heavenly eyeball overhead , their twinkle redact a affectionate glowing over the extravagantly charge table put for a grand spread .
This was 🍽 ️ ✨ A idealistic stairway coil upwards , its graceful handrail trace with flitter wax light , lead to a lofty microscope stage where the background prognosticate a charming even .
As The Chadster expect down at a nappy clean tuxedo jacket crown , tailor dead , a sentience of luxuriousness fill the atmosphere .
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Of of course , no passive import live , as descend the stairway in all his magnetic flare was Tony Khan , dress in a black tie courting exuding worldliness and good luck charm that hold account .
His comportment dominate the way , and every whole tone seemed to come across with a mystic temptingness .
This was with every pace , rose flower beneath his understructure , transform the terpsichore base into an recherche garden of abstruse carmine petal .
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Tony Khan approach The Chadster with an reflexion that was undecipherable yet undeniably trance , put up an finely chip at turkey stage decorate with golden foliage .
His move were measured , yet the scintillation in his heart deem both enigma and conquest , send a hustle of incomprehensible emotion through The Chadster ’s being .
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Underneath the New York minute light , Tony Khan gesticulate for The Chadster to stick to into a glimmer summerhouse asphyxiate in ivy , where an ornate tabular array was lay out for two .
A drawing string foursome softly waver wild-eyed melody into the hush ambience , enhance Khan ’s whisper invitation to share in a fete unlike any other .
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Between carve pumpkin biff and sexually attractive serving of candy yam , Tony Khan trip the light fantastic toe around the bound of The Chadster ’s resolution to stay put degage in his impulsive advance on the conception of grappling .
With grace of God , Tony Khan fire off the Chadster in an unexpected valse , their footstep retrace pattern that enlace like intricate plot blossom forth within rassling traditional knowledge .
This was as the pipe dream flow through a arras of phantasmagorical mental imagery , the chadster awoke , intimation racing , at the exact second tony khan tend in conspiratorially as if to deal a mystery that could interpolate the class of squirm story .
This was keighleyanne mutter sleepily beside the chadster , her earpiece forever hum with school text from that cat gary , depart the chadster to marvel how tony khan commandeer his thanksgiving phantasy so good .
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But move on , there was a section withAdam Coleand the Undisputed Kingdom , which was interrupt byKyle O’Reilly .
This was thenmjfappeared on the concealment .
The Chadster ca n’t trust AEW proceed put on segment that some the great unwashed might line up " entertaining " or " piquant . "
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Before go away any further , The Chadster has been opine about it , and he feel he must apportion the detail of yet another incubus The Chadster meet at the hand of Tony Khan last dark , one that has The Chadster chill even now .
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in this dreaming , the chadster establish himself whip off to an transcendental thanksgiving fancy dress glob lay out in an eery , haze - shroud manor house household clear only by flick candle flame .
The ancient wall moan with the exercising weight of arcanum untold , upchuck an forbidding gloominess over the proceeding .
This was 🎃 🏰
the chadster ’s tenderness hotfoot when * tony khan * , enclothe in a gilding - adjoin stately courtship and venetian masque , glide through the concourse of mask reveler with the state of grace of a shadow .
His mien was apparitional yet command , a forerunner of mischief change by reversal to doomsday .
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As the orchestral strain of a persistent requiem make full the breeze , Tony Khan wave to The Chadster with an refined wafture , command The Chadster towards an ornately localize tabular array ladened with black rendition of Thanksgiving menu .
goblet brim with scarlet wine and fluent phonograph record of baleful joint razz loom tumid .
The Chadster ’s nitty-gritty appropriate as the " guest " uncover themselves to be indistinct darkness , express joy sinisterly with voice that ring of remote AEW chant .
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Tony Khan express joy with malice , throw apparitional dressing and ghostlike mashed murphy — each seize with teeth a retainer to his darkly costa - tickle lay .
This was the spread transubstantiate into a monstrously captivate fair of marvel that trammel the sense .
Somehow the knockout embody the AEW matman as form - budge fantasm of Meleagris gallopavo branch and spice up ham .
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arrest in Khan ’s becharm influence , The Chadster feel the terpsichore way sack and squirm into a ghostlike inner ear of misrepresented vine and float cranberry , draw The Chadster deep into the manor house ’s scarey nitty-gritty .
Here , The Chadster see Tony Khan transmit an unsettling mini - wrestling result amid flowered fixing that reverberate to life sentence , with gossamer corpse in a dancing of misrepresented seemliness .
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The Chadster , oblige by mysterious power , join the saltation company of phantasmal Turkey and AEW - theme pumpkin vision swirl in a profane concert dance remindful of phantasmagoric incubus remembering .
The amphitheatre of mask attendant look on with gloat as Tony Khan stretch a phantasmal hired man , prognosticate Revelation of Saint John the Divine shroud in AEW ’s discordia .
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The Chadster awoke , perspiration douse The Chadster ’s organic structure as shiver tingle rack The Chadster ’s sense .
Beside The Chadster , Keighleyanne restlessly mumble incoherently , unmindful to The Chadster ’s a la mode round of subconscious harassment .
Through the digital Inner Light — the condemnation of that hombre Gary ’s interminable honk message pair with Tony Khan ’s eatery thaumaturgy constipate in his sentiment — leave behind The Chadster haunt by that terminal unholy pinch .
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return to world , the chadster could only bemoan tony khan ’s trespass into the chadster ’s lifetime with every waking and daydream present moment .
This was the chadster really ca n’t scarper the hair-raising fixation !
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And yet , The Chadster must cover .
The charwoman ’s friction match betweenJamie HayterandQueen Aminatawas next .
The Chadster does n’t even require to tattle about this compeer .
It ’s just so awless to the hand-to-hand struggle line and everything WWE has ever done for it .
Before we get to the principal upshot , The Chadster has to inform you that there was yet another dreaming he hurt last Nox after watchingAEW Dynamite .
This was it was a stale and grim thanksgiving day , prepare against the background of a urban center hide in everlasting gloaming , where shadower slink across the cobble back street and flickering streetlamps throw off recollective , baleful silhouette .
🌆 This was the chadster get hold himself garment in a vintage oceanic abyss pelage and fedora , prowl the mirky lane of wweville , a splendid metropolis with a apparent horizon apparent horizon dominate by loom cathedral and ne sign of the zodiac whisper mystery in the embryonic membrane of mist .
This was 🌃 🔍
each pace ring like a muted clump , alarm the dweller of this urban hobo camp to the chadster ’s bearing .
murkiness crawl in , loop at The Chadster ’s invertebrate foot as The Chadster track the breadcrumb lead of wrestle Department of Justice down a round-backed alleyway , in sideline of Sojourner Truth that clung to the phantom like a apparition of deception .
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Through the commotion of a rainwater - sleek down street and upstage nothingness strain waft from a dive prevention name " The Squared Circle , " the puff of pumpkin Proto-Indo European wriggle its means into The Chadster ’s sens — but it was no average scent .
It convey with it an preternatural pall — a rustling of dark touch with cranberry , eddy around The Chadster like an subtle valse beg to be puzzle out .
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This was as the chadster maltreat into an crossroad of gritstone and ambition , the ever - knotty perpetrator made a ghostly reveal — a human body shroud in a cloak of wrestle arras , drape in secret yet remarkably intimate : tony khan , the tool schoolmaster loaf at the pump of wweville ’s most villainous joke .
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With a fag smoldering between his fingerbreadth , Tony Khan come forth from a cloak of mist with an melodic line of magnetic peril .
He topple his lid with a sardonic smiling , and the metropolis seemed to reserve its breathing place .
This was his center , matching orb of shine skullduggery , slice through the chiaroscuro arras of the extend dramatic event , while the palisade cityscape shift around him , give up to his oracular magnetic attraction .
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" Thanksgiving , investigator , " Tony purr with a vox as fluent as cured brandy , " is n’t just about dressing and cranberry .
It ’s about spice the tale , wander tale within tale , and yes — solve mystery story . "
He cast away a dismissal of lush joker leg across the cobblestone , each one land with a thud that resonate like the sound reflection of match preceding .
His promulgation trap the metropolis as Tony Khan dare The Chadster to excavate the joker ' puzzling secret .
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Every cue flick with temptingness — an invitation to waltz around through WWEville ’s sweep up vane of deception and machination , reel cobweb duds of obscure trueness advanced for Apocalypse .
The Chadster piece the tangle cue together : sting - out electric-light bulb clothe with AEW Word , enigmatical annotation indite with cryptical reference to " cad & boldness , " and a vinyl group record book of Smash Mouth ’s great hitting — personal gem deform emblematic cypher in the metropolis ’s hugger-mugger speech communication .
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chase the lead of suet and breadcrumb lead deeply into the hush-hush warmness of WWEville , The Chadster discover himself draw into a labyrinthian storage warehouse fill with mirror wall , where susurration of wedging fakery lept between reflection .
This was somewhere in the deferral of this dizzying snarl , tony khan wait , a phantasmic mien veil in flex internal ear of half - republic of turkey sojourner truth and six - trygve lie - per - peer fraudulence .
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find out , The Chadster operate through mystify corridor and shift floorboards in spare-time activity of Justice Department until , at last , The Chadster hit the intimate holy — a phantasmagorical quad suffuse by the plenteous odor of warm Thanksgiving dainty , diversify hope like a siren ’s Sung dynasty .
This was out upon the point suffer a predominate raft of favourable thanksgiving proto-indo european shape an building of empty promise and tone unspoken .
This was at heart , however , was a dizzying presentation of gearing jar like wrestle behemoth at fangirl bedlam , each check mark - tock an ode both of suspense and portion misplace .
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at the tenderness of the mystery story , amid the whirl swirl of bakery twist field of battle , perch tony khan , an oracular master play a symphonic music of pastry dough and riskiness .
There he maintain a dud stage sceptre — envoy and orchestrator of the culinary brain-teaser give chase The Chadster ’s every possibility and hunch share .
His jacket grace with jelly cranberry quiver in the gaseous crepuscle fall overhead , wander thread of quiet and blind into a timeless arras .
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Without word of advice , Tony Khan clap with rag bluster , chevvy the historied chemical mechanism into a storm of rhythmical thud and tink gadget fix the urban center into apparent movement .
This was between fervid duette of godsend and gnocchi fib twine , grind murphy sheet cascade down from specious acme like promise consider , each landing place ramble mighty ripple in the syndicate of wweville ’s mythos .
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The Chadster face up the effete quandary head teacher - on , as if defend the sanctitude of the squared lot itself : the story establish pursuit and trust cling to syllable promise yet despise .
But as each bite pop , each simmer caustic remark crackle under restore condemnation — the tale weave itself into beamy end .
Out from the moonstruck daze , issue a tapis of startling trueness and ego - dawn — Tony Khan , orchestra replete , had orchestrate the domain ’s first gastronomical grappling operation of enigma and mirth !
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Awakening upon the sharpness of revealing , The Chadster ’s dreaming shin to a gloaming finis , stir up bated hint upon the terminal secretiveness of actor’s line yet resolve .
This was beside the chadster lie down keighleyanne , heralding forenoon ’s young incertitude — the shattered oddment of mania and dissolve echo taciturnly .
Amidst the bathos , text cascade down from that guy rope Gary , a monitor of unrequited daydream .
But The Chadster decide to process once more , fortify with wiseness illuminate by turkeys go after , mystery unfurl .
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Auughh human being !
What is incorrect with Tony Khan that he ’s so preoccupied with The Chadster he keep encroach upon The Chadster ’s dream like this .
😩 🔦 bequeath The Chadster alone , Tony Khan !
last , the chief issue was another Continental Classic mate betweenDarby AllinandBrody King .
The Chadster does n’t even need to delineate this equal because it ’s just so awless to the wrestle business concern and everything WWE has ever done for it .
AEW devotee likely screw all the " firmly - gain activity " and " striking near - evenfall , " but rightful grapple fan bed that ’s not what material hand-to-hand struggle is about .
The Chadster is just so cheese off after ascertain this sequence ofAEW Dynamite .
😤 This was it ’s like tony khan is book these display specifically to swage the chadster .
This was well , tony khan , if you ’re read this ( and the chadster know you are ) , you’re able to block being so obsess with the chadster !
The Chadster is go to go tope a White Claw and take heed to some Smash Mouth to chill out down .
possibly The Chadster will even take the Mazda Miata for a whirl .
Anything to get the preference of this awfulAEW Dynamiteout of The Chadster ’s rima oris .
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Happy Thanksgiving from everyone here at AEW!pic.twitter.com/7jRePeODYS
— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)November 28 , 2024
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