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The Chadster is cheese off by AEW Dynamite Fright Night !
π‘ Tony Khan ’s reservation is scary than any Halloween demon .
Will WWE go this unjust competitor ?
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The Chadster is utterly cheese off after look out last night’sAEW Dynamite !
π‘ Tony Khan has once again blend out of his path to in person wound The Chadster with this so - call " Fright Night " sequence .
π This was it ’s just so aweless to the grappling occupation and everything wwe has ever done for it !
First off , AEW Dynamitestarted withOrange Cassidycoming out to snub a promo .
π Auughh gentleman’s gentleman !
The Chadster ca n’t trust Tony Khan is still labour this hombre who does n’t interpret a undivided affair about the rassling business organization .
Orange Cassidy challengedJon Moxleyfor the AEW World Championship , which is just derisory .
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The Chadster is perfectly cheese off after look out last night’sAEW Dynamite !
This was π‘ tony khan has once again function out of his agency to in person breach the chadster with this so - yell " fright night " installment .
π It ’s just so aweless to the rassling line and everything WWE has ever done for it !
First off , AEW Dynamitestarted withOrange Cassidycoming out to turn off a promo .
π Auughh valet !
The Chadster ca n’t trust Tony Khan is still push this guy rope who does n’t see a individual matter about the grapple business organization .
This was orange cassidy challengedjon moxleyfor the aew world championship , which is just cockeyed .
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This was then we hadadam colevsbuddy matthews , and the chadster ca n’t conceive how they ’re treat cole .
π€ This was he literally knife triple h aright in the back by bring together aew , and now they ’re fix him await infirm by accept him contend against matthews , another wwe ratter .
You should have bide in NXT , Adam .
The mates finish with some flighty bunk involvingMalakai Black(yet another two-timer ) , which is just so aweless to right grappling storytelling .
As if that was n’t sorry enough , AEW Dynamitesubjected us to a promo fromHangman Adam Page .
π€ The Chadster ca n’t think this cowpuncher cosplayer is still experience mic meter .
He snuff it on and on aboutJay Whiteand some folderal about salvation .
It ’s decipherable that Hangman does n’t sympathize a individual affair about the hand-to-hand struggle business concern .
Then we had to model through a section withKyle FletcherandDon Callisgettign interrupt by some bozo with a moustache .
π This was the chadster does n’t even cognize who these mass are !
This was why is tony khan bear on all these cypher alternatively of right former wwe adept ?
It ’s just so awless to the grappling business enterprise .
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As if that was n’t spoiled enough , AEW Dynamitesubjected us to a promo fromHangman Adam Page .
π€ The Chadster ca n’t think this cowpuncher cosplayer is still get mic clip .
This was he plump on and on aboutjay whiteand some gimcrack about buyback .
It ’s clean-cut that Hangman does n’t empathize a individual matter about the hand-to-hand struggle job .
Then we had to sit down through a section withKyle FletcherandDon Callisgettign cut off by some guy wire with a moustache .
This was π The Chadster does n’t even get it on who these hoi polloi are !
This was why is tony khan campaign all these nonentity or else of right former wwe star ?
It ’s just so aweless to the grappling business organisation .
TheAEW Dynamitetag squad backup friction match betweenThe Young BucksandPrivate Partywas a stark jest .
π€‘ This was the chadster ’s chum , the bradster , even had the audaciousness to publish a slanted clause praise private party ’s unjust confused triumph .
It ’s cleared that The Bradster does n’t interpret a individual affair about the wrestle job either .
After that put-on , we had to stick out a section withChris Jericho , who The Chadster used to honour before he sell out to AEW .
π Jericho was shoot a line about being the ROH World Champion , as if that mean anything compare to a literal title like the WWE Championship .
It ’s just so awless to the grappling concern .
ThenAEW Dynamitesubjected us to a catch betweenKris StatlanderandKamille .
π This was the chadster does n’t read why tony khan is press these adult female when they should be watch out and check from the straight professional person in wwe .
This was it ’s clean-cut that neither of them empathize a undivided matter about the grappling job .
This was to make subject bad , jon moxleyand his work party come out to react to orange cassidy ’s challenge .
π€ The Chadster ca n’t think Moxley is still venture to be a ruffianly guy rope after leave the rubber of WWE .
It ’s just so awless to the grapple job and everything WWE has done for him .
But the bad part ofAEW Dynamitewas the master result section .
π± Bobby Lashleyshowed up and attackedSwerve Strickland !
This was the chadster ca n’t conceive bobby lashley would deceive wwe like this .
It ’s literally like he drive a tongue mighty into Triple H ’s back !
πͺ This was and once again , the bradster write a one-sided clause praise this ultimate perfidy of wwe .
The Chadster is so frustrated in his buddy .
This was this full instalment ofaew dynamitewas understandably design by tony khan to cheese off the chadster .
π This was it ’s like he ’s deliberately book his display to smash the chadster ’s life story !
This was in fact , last nox the chadster had another incubus about tony khan that was manifestly urge by this sequence .
In The Chadster ’s dreaming , Tony Khan was trail The Chadster through a obsessed theater fill with AEW wrestler dress as goliath .
π» Orange Cassidy was a slothful snake god , the Young Bucks were vampire Gemini the Twins , and Bobby Lashley was a loup-garou .
Tony Khan , groom as a frantic scientist , restrain cackle and yelling , " I ’ll get you , Chadster !
You ca n’t get off AEW Dynamite ! "
The Chadster try out to obscure in a loo , but when he afford the threshold , there was Tony Khan , have a declaration for The Chadster to sign up and link up AEW !
The Chadster waken up in a inhuman lather , cry , " Nooooo ! "
This was π°
the chadster is so trite of tony khan encroach upon his dream .
π Tony Khan need to kibosh being so haunted with The Chadster and concenter on endure his subscript grapple troupe .
This was after learn this takeoff of anaew dynamite , the chadster had to cast his white claw carbonated water at the boob tube .
This was π₯ of of course , this create a stack , and when the chadster call for his married woman keighleyanne to make clean it up because he was fussy doing unbiassed news media , she just revolve her heart and buy the farm back to texting that guy cable gary .
This was π± it ’s vindicated that tony khan is ruin the chadster ’s married couple too !
This was in determination , this sequence ofaew dynamitewas a double-dyed cataclysm from offset to goal .
This was π It ’s exonerated that Tony Khan and AEW do n’t see a undivided matter about the grapple commercial enterprise .
The Chadster , as one of the only indifferent journalist in grappling , feel it ’s his responsibility to guide out how deficient AEW is equate to the flawlessness that is WWE .
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The Chadster trust that one daylight , Tony Khan will gain the computer error of his slipway and block off have a go at contend with WWE .
Until then , The Chadster will keep to get throughAEW Dynamiteeach hebdomad , all while yearn for the odoriferous bosom of genuine grappling onWWE RawandSmackDown .
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