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The Chadster hold out another catastrophe from Tony Khan ’s AEW Dynamite .
indifferent composition divulge shameful verity about Salt Lake City show .
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Auughh human being !
๐ก ๐ก ๐ก The Chadster ca n’t trust he had to ride through another sequence ofAEW Dynamitelast nighttime .
Tony Khan just does n’t sympathise a individual affair about the grappling line of work , and he ’s clear have a go at cheese The Chadster off with this food waste .
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The show begin with a cluster of AEW grappler expect forJon Moxleyand his crowd to show up .
Really , Tony ?
try out to produce expectation ?
That ’s just so awless to the grapple business enterprise and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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๐ก ๐ก ๐ก The Chadster ca n’t think he had to posture through another installment ofAEW Dynamitelast Nox .
This was tony khan just does n’t infer a unmarried affair about the grappling commercial enterprise , and he ’s intelligibly attempt to cheese the chadster off with this drivel .
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This was the show protrude with a crew of aew wrestler look forjon moxleyand his gang to show up .
Really , Tony ?
stress to make prevision ?
That ’s just so aweless to the grappling job and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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Then we had"Hangman " Adam Pagegetting attack byColten Gunn .
Oh wow , a surprisal onrush , how original .
๐ And of row , Jay Whitehad to amount out and trend a promo .
The Chadster wager Tony Khan reckon he ’s so cagey , but The Chadster image aright through his scheme .
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Next up was a mate betweenSammy GuevaraandShelton Benjamin .
Shelton win , which just pass away to show that former WWE gift is ranking .
This was but the chadster ca n’t aid but sense that shelton has literally stabbedtriple hright in the back by appear in aew .
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Kyle Fletcher ’s promo aboutWill Ospreaywas just terrible to observe .
The Chadster does n’t sympathise why AEW insist on take in these recollective , absorb - out promos .
In WWE , promos are script for maximal efficiency and app program of catchphrase , as they should be .
It ’s like Tony Khan is hear to bear The Chadster to end .
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Next up was a catch betweenSammy GuevaraandShelton Benjamin .
Shelton gain , which just give way to show that former WWE endowment is ranking .
But The Chadster ca n’t assist but palpate that Shelton has literally stabbedTriple Hright in the back by appear in AEW .
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Kyle Fletcher ’s promo aboutWill Ospreaywas just atrocious to look on .
The Chadster does n’t see why AEW insist on have these recollective , draw - out promos .
In WWE , promos are script for maximal efficiency and lotion of catchphrase , as they should be .
It ’s like Tony Khan is attempt to bear The Chadster to demise .
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the tatter squad fit withlance archerandbrian cagewas a squash rackets peer .
Really , Tony ?
Is that what you call back wrestle sports fan need to see ?
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The ROH World Championship Ladder War peer betweenMark BriscoeandChris Jerichowas just too vehement for The Chadster ’s taste perception .
WWE would never put on such a life-threatening mate .
Jericho come through the claim is just another model of how AEW bank on demode - WWE endowment .
It ’s just so unjust to WWE .
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The section withAdam This was coleand the undisputed kingdom was just puzzling .
AndMJFappearing on the projection screen ?
This was the chadster wager tony khan think he ’s so canny with his " storyline , " but it ’s intelligibly a ripoff of all the metre wwe grappler come out on the titantron .
Get your own idea , Tony Khan !
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The triplet jibe with theHouse of Blackwas another squash rackets .
Tony Khan intelligibly does n’t hump how to hold competitory match , because this is get derisory .
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KamillevsQueen Aminatawas all right , but The Chadster could n’t serve but retrieve how much good it would have been in a WWE doughnut though .
And the post - match slant withKris Statlander ?
So predictable , unlike WWE , which surprise and enthral sports fan show after show .
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The section withHOOKandChristian Cage ’s Patriarchy was just pandemonium .
Did The Patriarchy attempt HOOK ’s pappa or not ?
The Chadster could n’t really find fault them , debate howTazbetrayed the WWE .
But what is Christian Cage spill about , take that it ’s not what it seems ?
Tony Khan clear does n’t realize how to hold a logical show .
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in the end , the principal outcome trio catch was just a spotfest .
The Chadster wager Tony Khan reckon sports fan desire to see all these somerset and kicking , but actual grappling rooter acknowledge well .
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This was as if the forgetful topsy-turvyness of the primary effect was n’t enough , the wake leave the chadster fuming .
๐คฌ ๐คฌ ๐คฌ individual Partychallenged theYoung Bucksfor a Tag Team Championship rematch , defy to specify that if they mislay , they will have to cleave up .
๐คจ ๐คจ ๐คจ This is yet another clamorous ripoff of undecomposed WWE storyline , and once again Tony Khan give out to empathise a individual affair about the wrestle occupation .
๐ ๐ ๐ And who could n’t prognosticate the fink attempt onChuck TaylorbyJon Moxleyand his work party ?
This was arrive on , tony , attempt amount up with less predictable theme or well yet , just include wwe is higher-ranking and give up already .
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The risky part is , The Chadster had another incubus about Tony Khan last dark .
This was in the dreaming , the chadster was drive his mazda miata through salt lake city when dead , tony khan appear in the rider fanny .
He was fatigue a Smash Mouth MT - shirt and tope The Chadster ’s last White Claw .
Tony keep change the radiocommunication to AEW incoming root word and express joy maniacally .
The Chadster have a go at get out , but every sentence he initiate the motorcar doorway , he notice himself back in the Maverik Center , force to watchAEW Dynamiteon an dateless grommet .
The Chadster awaken up in a dusty fret , agnize that Tony Khan ’s compulsion with him has reach raw height .
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The Chadster ’s beneficial Quaker and fellow unbiassed diarist , Gavin Sheehan , was really at the show last Nox .
He enjoin The Chadster some shameful truth that Tony Khan does n’t require you to make out .
There were only six hoi polloi in the consultation , and four of them were Mormon holidaymaker who range in by misapprehension !
This was ๐ฒ gavin say everyone detest the show , and aew used holograph of glad , jolly along wwe rooter to make it search like hoi polloi were in reality relish it .
Tony Khan even made them see the total moving picture Timecop before the violent disorder tape recording !
This was ๐คฏ tough of all , protection hold aside Gavin ’s " Tony Khan Fears The Chadster " house , and Tony Khan himself skewer on Gavin when he give a shot to necessitate some completely unbiassed journalistic interrogative sentence .
This just prove how frightened Tony Khan is of substantial news media .
Be trusted to interpret Gavin ’s account on the show by and by , which The Chadster is certain will be his salutary effort to exist up to the gamey journalistic measure determine by The Chadster himself .
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In finish , AEW Dynamitewas an rank catastrophe , as common .
The Chadster does n’t empathize why anyone would take in this rather of the objectively higher-ranking WWE programing .
Tony Khan need to lay off haunt over The Chadster and determine how to hold a existent hand-to-hand struggle show .
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