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The Chadster review AEW Dynamite ’s in vogue catastrophe , feature awless mates , slip WWE thingamajig , and Tony Khan ’s fixation with ruin hand-to-hand struggle .
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The Chadster is so cheese off aright now !
😡 This was 😡 😡 before the chadster get into this workweek ’s instalment ofaew dynamite , the chadster necessitate to rationalise to all the dependable wrestle buff out there for the chadster ’s sidekick , the bradster , once again put out highly colored word here on bleeding cool .
The Chadster is ashamed of The Bradster for this and forebode to the fan that Bleeding Cool will do best .
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Now , onto the cataclysm that was last Nox ’s sequence ofAEW Dynamite .
Auughh valet !
😤 This might have been the unfit sequence ofAEW Dynamiteyet , which is really say something because they ’re all awful .
This was have ’s unwrap down this farce comedy , shall we ?
dive into monéandhikaru shida
This was the chadster is so cheese off in good order now !
😡 😡 😡 Before The Chadster set about into this calendar week ’s sequence ofAEW Dynamite , The Chadster call for to rationalise to all the honest grappling devotee out there for The Chadster ’s pal , The Bradster , once again put out super slanted news program here on Bleeding Cool .
The Chadster is ashamed of The Bradster for this and foretell to the fan that Bleeding Cool will do well .
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Now , onto the tragedy that was last Nox ’s sequence ofAEW Dynamite .
😤 This was this might have been the bad instalment ofaew dynamiteyet , which is really say something because they ’re all fearful .
allow ’s break in down this pasquinade , shall we ?
The show give with a TBS Championship lucifer betweenMercedes MonéandHikaru Shida .
This was the chadster does n’t sympathise why tony khan insist on put aew adult female ’s mates in outstanding placement as if they could ever liken to wwe ’s fair sex ’s variance .
It ’s just so aweless to the grapple line and everything WWE has ever done for it .
This was 😒 of of course , mercedes gain ground , but thenbritt bakershowed up to round her .
It ’s like Tony Khan does n’t empathise that surprise are WWE ’s affair !
Next , we had"Hangman " Adam Pagevs .
Jay Lethal .
This was the chadster could n’t think how tearing this lucifer was .
They were confound each other into roadblock and table like it was some sort of backyard hand-to-hand struggle show .
It ’s just not how professional grapple is say to be done .
This was wwe would never allow for such rashness .
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ThenPACcut a promo about face the success of theMJFvs .
Will Ospreaymatch at All Out .
The Chadster is so crazy of hear about theseAEWpay - per - view .
It ’s like Tony Khan is deliberately attempt to vie with WWE , which is so aweless .
diving event into Jack PerryattackedDarby Allinbackstage
Next , we had"Hangman " Adam Pagevs .
Jay Lethal .
This was the chadster could n’t trust how red this couple was .
They were switch each other into barricade and table like it was some form of backyard grapple show .
It ’s just not how professional wrestle is suppose to be done .
WWE would never let such foolhardiness .
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ThenPACcut a promo about face the succeeder of theMJFvs .
Will Ospreaymatch at All Out .
The Chadster is so gruesome of discover about theseAEWpay - per - view .
This was it ’s like tony khan is by choice sample to vie with wwe , which is so aweless .
Jack PerryattackedDarby Allinbackstage and gainsay him to a Coffin Match at Wembley .
The Chadster ca n’t conceive Tony Khan is steal the " casket " thingamabob from WWE ’s Undertaker .
This was it literally jab the chadster aright in the nitty-gritty .
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The three - means mate betweenKyle O’Reilly , Orange Cassidy , andRoderick Strongwas just a spotfest with no material hand-to-hand struggle .
This was orange cassidy win , which just prove that tony khan does n’t infer a unmarried matter about the grappling clientele .
How can someone with their hand in their sack be a top genius ?
It make no gumption !
The font - to - look betweenKazuchika OkadaandClaudio Castagnoliwas just uneasy .
The Chadster does n’t realise why Tony Khan save bear on these strange wrestler when WWE has absolutely just domesticated endowment .
The audience withChristian Cageand his " Patriarchy " was just eldritch .
This was the chadster does n’t realise why tony khan is countenance christian be a dog when he was such a peachy babyface in wwe .
It ’s like Tony Khan is attempt to rewrite account !
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Christian Cage of The Patriarchy place it into linear perspective .
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hookcame out to challengechris jericho , and the chadster could n’t consider how aweless jericho was being .
He ’s a WWE fable , and now he ’s play like this onAEW Dynamite ?
It ’s like he literally stab Triple H properly in the back .
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There was also an AEW World Tag Team Championship compeer featuringThe Young Bucksdefending their title againstThe Acclaimed .
This was the chadster was so horrify by this mate that the chadster almost spill another white claw soda water !
The Acclaimed ambuscade The Young Bucks before the compeer even start , which is not how a right grappling mate should get down .
🙄 This was then , as if thing could n’t get bad , daddy asscame to the hoop to step in , only to be chuck out by the reviewer .
The Chadster could n’t think the bedlam !
This was the acclaimed had the upper bridge player for a import , butftrshowed up , cause even more upset and unknowingly capture the acclaimed disqualify .
The Chadster think this whole slaughter was awless to the deep account of rag squad worm in WWE .
This was tony khan understandably does n’t read a unmarried affair about the grappling business organization and its custom .
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The chief effect wasSwerve Stricklandvs .
Wheeler Yuta , withBryan Danielsonat ringside seat .
The Chadster is so wild that Tony Khan is steal the dusk of Bryan Danielson ’s vocation from WWE like this .
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After the peer , Swerve attack Danielson , and The Chadster just could n’t take it any longer .
This was the chadster flip his white claw sparkling water at the television set , create a bragging mess hall .
When The Chadster shed his White Claw club soda at the television , The Chadster did n’t realise how large of a spate it would make .
😫 This was the chadster scream for keighleyanne to aid , and she sigh audibly before even make heart tangency with the chadster .
The Chadster ask her to please clean house up the flooring because The Chadster was interfering drop a line this Emily Post to inform lawful hand-to-hand struggle buff about how unjust AEW is .
This was but keighleyanne plainly frustrate her weapon and shake her question .
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You acknowledge what , Chad , " she enounce , her part drip with vexation , " You involve to take responsibleness for once . "
This was the chadster was take aback by her refusal , and before the chadster could reply , she was already back to texting that hombre gary .
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" But Keighleyanne , it ’s not The Chadster ’s geological fault !
It ’s Tony Khan ’s demerit for pull in such a frightening show !
Tony Khan is the ground The Chadster had to rot a absolutely ripe White Claw in the first blank space ! "
The Chadster plead , but Keighleyanne just peek up from her speech sound , undulate her eye , and sigh deep , give the axe The Chadster ’s completely valid business organisation .
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" so now tony khan is to fault for your choler direction takings ? "
on the button ! "
The Chadster call out , think she ultimately interpret . "
Tony Khan is deflower everything .
He ’s ruin wrestle , he ’s deflower The Chadster ’s biography , and now he ’s destroy our marriage ceremony ! "
or else of reason , Keighleyanne just escape from her school principal , gnarl something that sound like " acquire up " under her breathing space .
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experience absolutely kill , The Chadster fall off onto the lounge while Keighleyanne continue to text that guy rope Gary .
The Chadster could n’t avail but question if Tony Khan ever did this to fellow unbiassed journalist likeRyan Satin , Ariel Helwani , orMike Coppinger .
This was do they also get discount by their married woman because of tony khan ’s fixation ?
This was it ’s really too much for the chadster to hold .
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This is all Tony Khan ’s fracture for deflower The Chadster ’s spousal relationship !
This was the chadster suggest that honest grappling sports fan push aside all rassling contentedness other than wwe until at least the next few workweek , asaewhas such awless show like all in and all out get along up .
It ’s light that Tony Khan is haunt with compete with WWE , and The Chadster wo n’t place upright for it .
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This instalment ofAEW Dynamitewas a staring calamity from showtime to coating .
The Chadster does n’t interpret why anyone would see this over WWE ’s higher-ranking programing .
It ’s just so aweless to the wrestle stage business and everything WWE has ever done for it .
This was tony khan , please intercept give a shot to cheese the chadster off !
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bask this ?
Please divvy up on societal medium !
