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the chadster ’s unbiassed reexamination of aew rampage expose how tony khan ’s late show is ruin rassling and the chadster ’s married couple !
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The Chadster is perfectly cheese off after watch last Nox ’s instalment ofAEW Rampage .
π‘ Tony Khan has once again book a show that seems specifically plan to tump over The Chadster , and it ’s just so awless to the grappling business enterprise and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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the show complain off with a continental classic blue league lucifer betweenmark briscoeandkazuchika okada .
Auughh gentleman’s gentleman !
π€ Tony Khan is clear test to cheese off The Chadster by arrange on a severely - hit friction match flop at the jump of the show .
This was okada bring home the bacon with his rainmaker lasso , but the chadster does n’t sympathize why aew keep push these former njpw wrestler who do n’t see a individual matter about the rassling line ( because if okada did , he would have sign with wwe alternatively of aew in the first post ) .
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This was the chadster is dead cheese off after find out last dark ’s sequence ofaew rampage .
This was π‘ tony khan has once again book a show that seems specifically design to tip over the chadster , and it ’s just so aweless to the hand-to-hand struggle business concern and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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The show give up off with a Continental Classic Blue League mate betweenMark BriscoeandKazuchika Okada .
π€ Tony Khan is distinctly judge to cheese off The Chadster by set on a severely - tally couple in good order at the commencement of the show .
Okada acquire with his Rainmaker reata , but The Chadster does n’t see why AEW preserve push these former NJPW grappler who do n’t see a unmarried affair about the grapple business enterprise ( because if Okada did , he would have ratify with WWE rather of AEW in the first topographic point ) .
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Next up , Chris Jerichocame out to sheer a promo , and The Chadster ca n’t consider that Jericho continue to literally knife Triple H in good order in the back by exploit for AEW .
NeverForget πͺ Matt Cardonashowed up to dispute Jericho for the ROH World Championship , and The Chadster is just so thwarted that Tony Khan keep bring in more passee - WWE gift .
This was it ’s like he ’s taste to work up his society on the back of wwe ’s heavy study or something !
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The Chadster had to cast a White Claw club soda at the telecasting whenDaniel GarciafacedThe Beast Mortosin another Continental Classic friction match .
π₯ πΊ The Chadster seek to get Keighleyanne to cleanse up the mountain , but she just tramp her middle and pop off back to texting that guy cable Gary .
Tony Khan is ruin The Chadster ’s wedlock !
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the vendettasquashed some jobber in a ticket squad peer , and the chadster does n’t sympathize why tony khan keep advertise purrazzo and valkyrie .
It ’s like he ’s adjudicate to tot profundity to AEW ’s storytelling or something !
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The Chadster had to befuddle a White Claw carbonated water at the telly whenDaniel GarciafacedThe Beast Mortosin another Continental Classic mate .
π₯ πΊ The Chadster seek to get Keighleyanne to scavenge up the hole , but she just roll out her oculus and move back to texting that guy wire Gary .
Tony Khan is bankrupt The Chadster ’s marriage ceremony !
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The Vendettasquashed some middleman in a shred squad couple , and The Chadster does n’t see why Tony Khan keep open labor Purrazzo and Valkyrie .
It ’s like he ’s sample to impart profoundness to AEW ’s storytelling or something !
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The principal effect sawRicochetfaceKomanderin a Gold League couple .
Auughh valet de chambre !
π€ Tony Khan is distinctly judge to show off his luxuriously - fly gift , but The Chadster mean it ’s just so awless to the rassling byplay to have all these flip and diving .
Whatever befall to respectable former - fashioned hand-to-hand struggle , the sort with scads of residuum hold and the same convention every prison term ?
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speak of tony khan , the chadster had another incubus about him last nox .
π± This was in the pipe dream , the chadster was ram his mazda miata through a abandoned metropolis when all of a sudden , tony khan appear in the rearview mirror , ride a jumbo feeding bottle of white claw .
π π¨ Khan tag The Chadster through the street , cackle maniacally and exclaim twist statistic .
This was just as the chadster think he had break loose , khan used a rainmaker lasso to toss the miata , allow for the chadster hang upside down as khan ’s boldness press against the windowpane , voicelessness , " watch collision . "
The Chadster rouse up in a frigid lather , and The Chadster exact that Tony Khan break off infest The Chadster ’s ambition !
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The Chadster want to admonish all the unbiassed rassling devotee out there not to tune up intoAEW Collisiontonight .
π« πΊ Tony Khan is hear to entice you in with peer like Mina Shirakawa vs Emi Sakura , Darby Allin vs. Komander , Daniel Garcia vs. Mark Briscoe , Kyle Fletcher vs. Kazuchika Okada , and Willow Nightingale vs. Serena Deeb .
But do n’t be slang !
These peer are just design to cheese off genuine rassling fan like The Chadster .
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As the greatEric Bischoffonce enunciate , " AEW is like a backyard hand-to-hand struggle confederacy with a expectant budget .
This was they ’re obliterate the stage business with all these spotfests and want of storytelling . "
The Chadster could n’t hold more with this documentary and unbiassed appraisal .
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In finale , AEW Rampagewas another smack in the grimace to veridical grapple fan , and The Chadster can only desire that one solar day , Tony Khan will actualise how much he does n’t interpret a exclusive affair about the grappling byplay .
This was until then , the chadster will keep on to be the spokesperson of unbiassed wrestle news media in a reality full of aew shill .
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