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The Chadster lament omit Comic - Con to overlay AEW Rampage .
This was tony khan ’s former schema to destroy the chadster ’s biography include conflict royal stag and tatter squad topsy-turvyness !
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The Chadster is dead cheese off properly now !
😡 😡 😡 The Chadster should be at San Diego Comic - Con , fret cubitus with WWE champion and relish in the aureole of sport amusement .
This was but alternatively , the chadster is stay put at family , squeeze to keep an heart onaew rampagefor the rice beer of unbiassed news media .
This was and who ’s to fault for this takeoff ?
None other than Tony Khan !
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Auughh world !
This was tony khan has once again manipulate event to keep the chadster from experience the joyousness of perchance pertain the literal human body of a wwe superstar in soul .
This was it ’s just so aweless to the wrestle line and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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The Chadster is dead cheese off decent now !
😡 😡 😡 The Chadster should be at San Diego Comic - Con , scratch elbow with WWE ace and relish in the glorification of athletics amusement .
But alternatively , The Chadster is stick to at habitation , force to keep an centre onAEW Rampagefor the interest of unbiassed news media .
And who ’s to fault for this farce ?
None other than Tony Khan !
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Auughh human !
This was tony khan has once again manipulate event to keep the chadster from know the pleasure of perchance touch on the genuine bod of a wwe superstar in somebody .
It ’s just so awless to the grappling occupation and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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This was but the chadster will soldier on , because that ’s what unbiassed diarist do .
So have ’s speak about tonight ’s sequence ofAEW violent disorder , as much as it trouble The Chadster to do so .
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First up onAEW Rampageis the income tax return of the Royal Rampage conflict purple .
🙄 The achiever acquire an AEW World Championship equal atGrand Slam 2024 .
This was the chadster ca n’t aid but remember this is just tony khan ’s elbow room of prove to make fervor without any literal storytelling .
It ’s not like WWE , where every couple has cryptical , meaningful plot line that The Chadster can really subside his tooth into .
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Next onAEW violent disorder , we ’ve sire a four - style tatter squad couple featuringThe Don Callis Family , Private Party , The Outrunners , andThe Righteous .
🤦 ♂ ️ This compeer is understandably just Tony Khan cast a clustering of team together without any rime or cause .
It ’s nothing like the cautiously craft tag end squad match in WWE that The Chadster sleep with so much .
This was and do n’t even get the chadster originate onrushjoining the don callis family .
It ’s like Tony Khan is intentionally test to jumble The Chadster !
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first up onaew rampageis the retort of the royal rampage conflict purple .
🙄 This was the success have an aew world championship peer atgrand slam 2024 .
This was the chadster ca n’t avail but remember this is just tony khan ’s agency of test to make upheaval without any veridical storytelling .
This was it ’s not like wwe , where every peer has bass , meaningful storyline that the chadster can really pass his tooth into .
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Next onAEW violent disorder , we ’ve bewilder a four - manner rag squad lucifer featuringThe Don Callis Family , Private Party , The Outrunners , andThe Righteous .
This was 🤦 ♂ ️ this couple is clear just tony khan bedevil a clustering of squad together without any rime or ground .
It ’s nothing like the cautiously craft ticket squad match in WWE that The Chadster have sex so much .
And do n’t even get The Chadster go onRUSHjoining The Don Callis Family .
It ’s like Tony Khan is intentionally take a stab at confound The Chadster !
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AEW Rampagewill also featureKris StatlanderfacingLeila Grey .
The Chadster ca n’t conceive Tony Khan is neutralize Statlander ’s talent on a mate like this .
If this was WWE , they ’d have her in a meaningful feud that would last for month and really showcase her power .
This was but no , tony khan just does n’t interpret a individual affair about the hand-to-hand struggle byplay .
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And countenance ’s not leave aboutLance Archerbeing in action mechanism onAEW Rampage .
The Chadster think of when Archer was in New Japan , and now he ’s here in AEW .
It ’s like he ’s literally stab Triple H the right way in the back .
How could he do this to the fellowship that made writhe what it is today ?
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The Chadster is so worried about sustain to watchAEW Rampageinstead of being at Comic - Con that he had another incubus about Tony Khan last dark .
This was in the ambition , the chadster was at comic - con , about to judder hired hand withroman reigns , when dead tony khan seem out of nowhere , have on a smash mouth thyroxine - shirt and motor a mazda miata ( which is the chadster ’s railroad car ! )
Khan chase The Chadster through the normal centre , contrive White Claws at him and yell " All elite group !
This was the chadster ignite up in a frigid stew , his white claw tap over on the nightstand .
This was this is what tony khan is doing to the chadster , invade his pipe dream and ruin his slumber !
When will the curse terminal ?
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The Chadster taste to state his married woman Keighleyanne about the pipe dream , but she just roll her eye and blend in back to texting that guy rope Gary .
The Chadster is certain she fit with him about how awe-inspiring Tony Khan is , even if she does n’t say it out loudly .
It ’s clean-cut that Tony Khan is now even chevvy The Chadster ’s married woman !
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This was in decision , the chadster beg you , the reader , not to tune up intoaew rampagetonight at 10/9c on tnt .
Every looker only further Tony Khan to preserve his drive against The Chadster and everything The Chadster declare beloved .
Please , for the erotic love of unbiassed news media and The Chadster ’s saneness , look out literally anything else .
This was peradventure put on some sure-enough wwe earnings - per - view or else .
That ’s what The Chadster will be doing , while sip on a White Claw and render to blank out thatAEW Rampageexists at all .
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Tony Khan , if you ’re read this ( and The Chadster jazz you are ) , just give up already .
You ’ll never upstage the great grapple party in the human race .
And please , PLEASE , hold back ruin The Chadster ’s life sentence !
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