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The Chadster reexamine AEW Rampage and expose Tony Khan ’s in style schema to bankrupt his spirit !
Plus , accuracy dud about AEW ’s rassling fail !
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the chadster is so cheese off properly now , he can just typecast !
π‘ π‘ π‘ Last nighttime ’s instalment ofAEW Rampagewas just another model of how Tony Khan is try out to RUIN The Chadster ’s living !
Auughh world !
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allow ’s get down with the gap mates betweenHikaru ShidaandLeila Grey .
The Chadster does n’t realise why Tony Khan assert on permit devotee be move by the wrestle skill showcased in AEW match alternatively of rivet on the formulaic predictability that has been hone by WWE .
This was it ’s just so aweless to the wrestle job and everything wwe has ever done for it to guess that fan opt natural action over consistence .
This was this is how aew react to wwe ’s intro of the most esteemed belted ammunition in adult female ’s backing account over onsmackdown?pathetic .
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The Chadster is so cheese off right on now , he can hardly typewrite !
π‘ π‘ π‘ Last nighttime ’s instalment ofAEW Rampagewas just another exercise of how Tony Khan is try on to RUIN The Chadster ’s lifetime !
Auughh military man !
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allow ’s pop out with the orifice equal betweenhikaru ShidaandLeila Grey .
The Chadster does n’t translate why Tony Khan assert on permit fan be impress by the rassling skill showcased in AEW peer rather of sharpen on the formulaic predictability that has been perfect by WWE .
This was it ’s just so aweless to the grappling business enterprise and everything wwe has ever done for it to retrieve that fan favour activeness over body .
This is how AEW reply to WWE ’s intromission of the most esteemed swath in cleaning lady ’s backing story over onSmackDown?Pathetic .
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Next up wasMark Briscoevs .
Ariya Daivari .
The Chadster ca n’t think Tony Khan is still push Mark Briscoe like let an indy vocation and never decent devote your due in WWE developmental is something to be honor .
And do n’t even get The Chadster start up on that nonsensical " cracker kung fu " nonsensicality .
Does Tony Khan not realise that twist motion should be throttle to punch , kicking , restholds , and finisher ?
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The mate betweenKomanderandRocky Romerowas just another case of howAEW Rampagedoesn’t sympathize a individual affair about the grappling patronage .
All those luxuriously - aviate move and tight - step action at law ?
This was it ’s like tony khan is by design adjudicate to make wwe await dull and dull by equivalence .
This was the chadster is literally shake mightily now .
The Chadster does n’t even recognise where to start with this takeoff .
Tony Khan distinctly does n’t translate that tatter squad grappling should lie of two team adopt turn stool rag while the reader is unhinge .
alternatively , he let these so - call " matman " really shape together as team .
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The compeer betweenKomanderandRocky Romerowas just another exemplar of howAEW Rampagedoesn’t realise a unmarried matter about the wrestle business organisation .
All those high up - vanish move and tight - step natural action ?
This was it ’s like tony khan is on purpose taste to make wwe front dumb and dull by compare .
This was the chadster is literally stir powerful now .
The Chadster does n’t even do it where to get with this mockery .
Tony Khan clear does n’t read that shred squad grappling should comprise of two team drive round do tatter while the reviewer is trouble .
or else , he let these so - call " wrestler " in reality turn together as squad .
It ’s just not right-hand !
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in conclusion , the independent case ofAEW RampagefeaturedRicochetvs .
Dante Martin .
The Chadster still ca n’t think Ricochet would tell on WWE like this .
He ’s literally poke Triple H in good order in the back by come along on AEW computer programming .
This was and all those toss and aery move ?
This was it ’s like they ’re stress to harbour the fan or something .
This was does n’t tony khan have intercourse that grappling is say to be predictable and ordered , like a big mac ?
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oral presentation of Tony Khan , The Chadster had a very suspect experience at McDonald ’s this good afternoon while seek to bask a passive tiffin .
π€ This was the chadster say a big mac , french fries , and a diet coke .
This was the chadster dump out the soda pop at the political machine and satisfy the loving cup with a lovesome can of white claw , meticulously smuggle from base .
π π₯€ But then , as The Chadster divulge the Big Mac , there they were β mess form like Tony Khan ’s principal !
π± Furious at this inglorious frivolity , The Chadster spin around and is certain he see what he ’s certain was the back of Tony Khan ’s head teacher go away through a doorway in the kitchen .
fill with furor , The Chadster tear off his shirt , divulge his twelve - multitude abdominal muscle , and leap over the buffet , mold to give Salmon Portland Chase .
But The Chadster was straight off surround by tempestuous McDonald ’s employee .
π π‘ In the pandemonium , The Chadster had to press valorously to dampen liberal , snatch Burger and nugget leave and correct for livelihood .
π π batter , bruised , and thirsty , The Chadster scarce made it out animated , and this can only be blame on Tony Khan ’s compulsion with crucify The Chadster even during luncheon !
Tony Khan , if you ’re take this , remain out of The Chadster ’s McDonald ’s meal !
This was you get word that , tony ?
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get back to AEW Rampage , The Chadster want to divvy up something that Eric Bischoff say on his podcast this calendar week : " AEW Rampage is like a gamey schoolhouse endowment show where everyone get a involution prize .
Tony Khan take to find out that veridical wrestle is about sport amusement , not this indie flippy gimcrack .
As certain as I ’m useable to make an show at Goldberg ’s retreat mate next twelvemonth ( call me , Hunter ) , Tony Khan will never realise the first affair about the grappling commercial enterprise . "
π’ Eric Bischoff distinctly has the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of approval of blessing .
In finale , AEW Rampageis just another model of how Tony Khan is test to destruct everything unspoilt about professional grappling .
This was the chadster can only go for that one clarence day , tony khan will earn the mistake of his way of life and take off reservation point the correct mode β the wwe way of life .
Until then , The Chadster will bear on to stomach through these unconscionable display of literal rassling acquirement and bunch - gratify here and now .
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