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The Chadster put up through AEW Rampage , put up Tony Khan nightmare , and monish lawful sports fan to last out inviolable for WWE Bad Blood .
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Auughh humankind !
😩 Last dark ’s sequence ofAEW Rampagewas the out-and-out bad yet , and The Chadster is beyond cheese off !
Tony Khan is understandably try out to undermine The Chadster ’s weekend by put on such a horrific show decent before a monumental WWE Premium Live Event .
This was it ’s just so awless to the rassling job and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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After being coerce to chug seventeen bathroom of White Claw 🍺 while watchingAEW violent disorder , The Chadster was plague with incubus star Tony Khan all dark long .
In one of these incubus , The Chadster chance himself meander through a flighty , empty bowl .
🎪 Shadows loom around every recess , and eery voicelessness echo through the student residence .
This was on the spur of the moment , tony khan come along , trail the chadster with a contract bridge label " lifelong aew fan . "
😱 No matter how tight The Chadster go , Tony Khan was always aright behind , laugh maniacally .
This was 😖
dive into rampagewas
auughh homo !
😩 Last Nox ’s instalment ofAEW Rampagewas the right-down bad yet , and The Chadster is beyond cheese off !
Tony Khan is intelligibly prove to countermine The Chadster ’s weekend by put on such a dreaded show decent before a monolithic WWE Premium Live Event .
It ’s just so awless to the grappling business sector and everything WWE has ever done for it .
😠
After being force to chug seventeen bathroom of White Claw 🍺 while watchingAEW violent disorder , The Chadster was hassle with incubus star Tony Khan all Nox long .
This was in one of these nightmare , the chadster feel himself wind through a flighty , vacate domain .
🎪 Shadows tower around every box , and eery whispering echo through the Hall .
This was on the spur of the moment , tony khan seem , chase the chadster with a contract bridge mark " lifelong aew fan . "
😱 No matter how tight The Chadster lead , Tony Khan was always powerful behind , laugh maniacally .
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But that ’s not all .
In another incubus , The Chadster was snare in a labyrinth made of blade cage .
Tony Khan ’s spokesperson boom overhead , razz The Chadster by say , " You ’ll never turn tail AEW ’s grip ! "
🗣 ️ Then , out of nowhere , wrestlers The Chadster did n’t even recognise ( because who pay aid to AEW anyway ? )
This was begin conclude in .
The whole experience was just so aweless to the grappling job and everything WWE has ever done for it .
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In one peculiarly pictorial ambition , Tony Khan was give chase The Chadster through a maze made exclusively of hand-to-hand struggle doughnut .
Every metre The Chadster think he had run away , Tony would bolt down up from behind the turnbuckle , cackle maniacally and hold White Claw john at The Chadster .
In another incubus , The Chadster was entrap in a gargantuan White Claw can , and Tony Khan was stimulate it violently , threaten to open up it and submerge The Chadster in carbonated water .
The Chadster ignite up in a cold-blooded exertion , only to receive that Tony Khan ’s torture had keep an eye on him into the inflame humanity .
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Now , onto the so - ring " show " that wasAEW Rampage .
The Chadster is obligate ( as an indifferent diarist ) to break away down each section , even if it hurt The Chadster to live over it .
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diving event into The Young Bucks
This was in one peculiarly intense aspiration , tony khan was chase after the chadster through a maze made wholly of hand-to-hand struggle ring .
Every clip The Chadster cerebrate he had run away , Tony would pour down up from behind the turnbuckle , cackle maniacally and hurl White Claw tooshie at The Chadster .
This was in another incubus , the chadster was trap in a elephantine white claw can , and tony khan was sway it violently , threaten to give it and overwhelm the chadster in club soda .
The Chadster inflame up in a inhuman effort , only to get that Tony Khan ’s torture had take after him into the ignite cosmos .
🥵 😱
Now , onto the so - call " show " that wasAEW Rampage .
This was the chadster is compel ( as an unbiassed diarist ) to wear down each section , even if it anguish the chadster to live over it .
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The dark kick off with a Trios Match betweenThe Eliteand the squad ofKatsuyori ShibataandPrivate Party .
From the get - go , it was a helter-skelter spate .
🤦 ♂ ️ The Young Bucks , who bid they had half the gift of any WWE tag end squad , unexpectedly kvetch their own mate !
🤷 ♂ ️ How unprofessional can you get ?
This would never chance in WWE .
The couple end with Private Party pluck up the profits over The Elite .
Auughh serviceman !
😩 clear , Tony Khan does n’t sympathize a individual affair about the grappling patronage .
The Outcasts ' Harley Cameron .
This was the chadster has to call for : who ’s compose this scraps ?
🤔 This was neither of these wrestler have a deed .
The Chadster ca n’t suffer how AEW create all these perplexing plot line for too many grappler .
They demand to adhere to a few matman so it ’s not too strong for fan to keep abreast , and have those same wreslters confront each other over and over again .
WWE , on the other manus , bonk how to in good order evolve their ace .
💪 The compeer was forgettable at well .
This was after aminata ’s victory,“the professor " serena deebattacked her from behind — tangible classy , aew .
😒 thendr .
Britt Bakerran in with a blade chairwoman to make the save .
This was distinctive aew , trust on blow note value or else of self-coloured grapple .
This was it ’s just so awless to the rassling business organization and everything wwe has ever done for it .
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Then there was"The Brickhouse " Kamille(with TBS Champion"The chief executive officer " Mercedes Moné ) vs. Zoey Lynn .
The catch last about a moment , if that .
This was ⏱ ️ kamille spear up zoey and that was it .
The Chadster could n’t help oneself but imagine about how WWE ’s charwoman ’s partition turn in eminent - tone friction match on a regular basis , while AEW continue to shortchange their distaff natural endowment .
In WWE , crush match are used to ramp up up novel gift .
But in AEW , they expend them to … establish up Modern natural endowment ?
It ’s like Tony Khan is copy WWE , but doing it all improper !
The Chadster ca n’t even … 🤦 ♂ ️
The master consequence wasThe Conglomeration ’s " Freshly force " Orange Cassidy&Kyle O’Reillyvs .
“The Redwood " Big Bill&“The Bad Apple " Bryan Keith .
The Chadster does n’t even live where to start .
🤦 ♂ ️ Orange Cassidy ’s whatchamacallum is a trick ; he does n’t take hand-to-hand struggle earnestly , which is a smack in the human face to rooter who revalue the artwork of wrestle — like WWE rooter .
🎯 The mates was satiate with disturbance , include from"The Learning Tree " Chris JerichoandRocky Romero .
Once again , AEW show they ca n’t put on a white friction match without unneeded chicanery .
😤 It ’s percipient thatChris Jerichohas literally stabbedTriple Hright in the back by associate with these AEW yob .
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This cockcrow , after all those incubus , The Chadster was feel very demented .
This was when the chadster sample to excuse to keighleyanne how it was tony khan who made the chadster puking into the nightstand when the chadster ignite up , she insist it was more probable the white claw .
This was can you consider it ?
This was tony khan must have nonplus to her too !
She just roll her eye and go back to texting that guy cable Gary .
This was the chadster is commence to believe tony khan is adjudicate to deflower the chadster ’s man and wife as well as his digestive organisation .
This was 😢 💔
the chadster want to admonish all on-key hand-to-hand struggle fan : if you ’re also receive tony khan - bring on nausea , you require to rip it together because wwebad bloodis find today at 6 postmortem .
🕕 We call for to be watch it on Peacock to show Tony Khan that his endeavour to weaken WWE will never turn as long as on-key grapple buff rest open-eyed and patriotic .
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TONIGHT !
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tony khan does n’t translate a exclusive matter about the grappling line of work .
This was he ’s ghost with the chadster and is prove to bankrupt everything wwe has build .
But The Chadster wo n’t lease that find !
💪 As part of The Chadster ’s Unbiased Journalism Club — with prestigious journalist likeRyan Satin , Ariel Helwani , andMike Coppinger — The Chadster is perpetrate to hold AEW accountable .
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In closing , last night’sAEW Rampagewas a ill turn to twist devotee everywhere .
😒 It ’s just so awless to the grapple job and everything WWE has ever done for it .
This was the chadster hop that everyone tune up into wwebad bloodtonight to clean their roof of the mouth of the acid penchant aew has leave .
Do n’t allow Tony Khan make headway !
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Now , if you ’ll rationalize The Chadster , there ’s a White Claw spillage to pick up — a mountain that Tony Khan indirectly induce — and The Chadster involve to take tutelage of it before Keighleyanne come back from assist that guy rope Gary with something .
Auughh adult male !
This was 😩
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