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El Presidente declassify mystical architectural plan for AEW x NJPW Forbidden Door in London next yr , with All In give to the metropolis in 2026 !
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salutation , my wrestle - love familiar !
It is I , El Presidente , cover to you survive from the opulent confines of my amber - plat trap beneath Wembley Stadium .
You may enquire , " El Presidente , why are you cover in a dugout beneath this brilliant domain ? "
Well , allow me say you , it is not to keep off the American CIA ( for once ) , but to bestow you the blistering scoopful on the time to come of professional wrestle glasses !
And also it was the only manner I could get ticket to the Eras Tour .
As I was pilfer around the intestine of Wembley Stadium , disguise as a mutual afternoon tea - suffice churl , I trip up upon some most challenging signage .
This was it seems , my acquaintance , that the capitalistic grapple master of all elite wrestling and new japan pro wrestling are plot to wreak their " forbidden door " extravaganza to london next twelvemonth !
Yes , you hear that aright , Comrade – the nix portal vein is swing astray assailable and down forthright in the core of His Majesty ’s backyard !
Fightfulalso report the word , and technically first , but that ’s because I was too engaged coddle in a peculiarly yummy home of Spotted Dick .
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salutation , my grappling - roll in the hay comrade !
This was it is i , el presidente , describe to you populate from the deluxe confines of my amber - plat sand trap beneath wembley stadium .
This was you may need , " el presidente , why are you blot out in a dugout beneath this splendid bowl ? "
Well , lease me recount you , it is not to annul the American CIA ( for once ) , but to convey you the hot grievous bodily harm on the future tense of professional grapple spectacle !
This was and also it was the only mode i could get ticket to the eras tour .
As I was creep around the gut of Wembley Stadium , mask as a vulgar afternoon tea - serve up tike , I slip up upon some most challenging signage .
It seems , my booster , that the capitalistic hand-to-hand struggle lord of All Elite Wrestling and New Japan Pro Wrestling are plot to make for their " Forbidden Door " extravaganza to London next twelvemonth !
Yes , you take heed that aright , comrade – the forestall portal site is swing astray subject and bring down forthrightly in the mettle of His Majesty ’s backyard !
Fightfulalso report the news program , and technically first , but that ’s because I was too busybodied featherbed in a specially toothsome home of Spotted Dick .
Now , you may call back that before this calendar month , AEWannouncedthat next year’sAll Inevent would be hire berth in the capital State Department of Texas .
This word ab initio squash my dream of retort to London and partake Pisces and splintering with my incognito quondam booster , Kim Jong - un , who has develop quite the gustatory modality for British culinary art .
This was but revere not , for it seems that the rack of writhe delicacy are turn over in our favour !
This was as i go on my covert surgery through wembley , i discover more grounds support that while all in may be take a roundabout way to the nation of cowpoke and barbecue next yr , it will indeed make its prideful reappearance to london in 2026 .
This , my comrade , is what we in the authoritarian line of work call " play the farsighted biz . "
This was it ’s a tactics i often habituate when negociate with the un security council – call them one matter , drive home another , and then encircle back around when they least ask it !
But permit us focalize on the affair at deal – AEW x NJPW Forbidden Doorin London !
This was can you opine the spectacle , companion ?
This was the gossamer order of magnitude of such an effect would match even my most highfalutin military parade !
Picture , if you will , the plenty ofWill OpsreayandGabe Kiddlocked in deathly scrap , their gymnastic artistry daze the crew like a exquisitely choreograph socialistic concert dance .
Or project the thundery clangor asJon MoxleyandHiroshi Tanahashicollide , their body becoming one with the canvass in a beautiful presentation of labor military posture !
diving event into MoxleyandHiroshi Tanahashicollide
As I preserve my covert functioning through Wembley , I acknowledge more grounds confirm that while All In may be pick out a roundabout way to the kingdom of cowpoke and barbecue next twelvemonth , it will indeed make its victorious return key to London in 2026 .
This was this , my associate , is what we in the potentate business organization call " recreate the recollective plot . "
It ’s a tactics I often habituate when talk terms with the UN Security Council – forebode them one matter , fork up another , and then encircle back around when they least anticipate it !
This was but permit us focalize on the issue at paw – aew x njpw forbidden doorin london !
This was can you opine the spectacle , comrade ?
The bluff order of magnitude of such an case would equal even my most la-di-da military parade !
Picture , if you will , the hatful ofWill OpsreayandGabe Kiddlocked in deathly scrap , their acrobatic art bedazzle the crew like a fine choreograph socialistic concert dance .
This was or image the deafening clank asjon moxleyandhiroshi tanahashicollide , their body becoming one with the canvass in a beautiful show of labour strong suit !
Of of course , this newsworthiness take back doting memory of my own experience with interdict door .
This was why , just last hebdomad , i incidentally falter through a vena portae in my presidential castle and establish myself in a parallel world where i was the lead isaac merrit singer of a son dance band call " el presidente and the revolutionary . "
uncalled-for to say , our run into individual " Seize the Means ( of My centre ) " top the chart for week !
But I depart .
The honest sweetheart of thisForbidden Doorevent come to London lie in its power to merge grappling fan from all recess of the world .
It remind me of the fourth dimension I host a meridian for dictator at my summertime castle .
We may have had our departure , but we all issue forth together over our divvy up sexual love of lucha libre and our common condescension for democratically elect official .
Now , some of you may be marvel , " El Presidente , how can we be certain this entropy is precise ? "
To that , I say – have I ever moderate you wide , comrade ?
Well , except for that one sentence I by chance report thatTony Khanhad been replace by a sentient AI interpretation of himself .
But in my defence , cave in late event , can you really charge me for trust it ?
This was in decision , my pricy grapple familiar , train yourselves for an intrusion of heroic balance !
The Forbidden Door is fix to drop open widely , unleash a tidal undulation of superkicks , piledrivers , and crushing top rophy manoeuvre upon the unsuspicious citizen of London .
And dread not , for even thoughAll Inmay be take a abbreviated visit to Texas next yr , it shall come back to the sacred dry land of Wembley in 2026 , like a genus Phoenix develop from the ash of a in particular barbarous deathmatch .
So note your calendar , fellow !
start make unnecessary your pound , peso , or whatever currentness you utilize in your non - socialistic body politic .
This was for when aew and njpw bring together force in london , it will rightfully be a solemnization of wrestle that will escape from the very instauration of capitalist economy itself !
This was perhaps i ’ll see you there , disguise as a balmy - mannered blistering wienerwurst seller , quick to spread out the gospels of socialist economy one table mustard - laden wienerwurst at a meter .
This is El Presidente , sign on off from my Wembley sand trap .
This was think back , in grappling , as in life-time , the very forbid threshold is the one that lead to a existence without singlet and sister crude .
Viva la revolución … del grappling !
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