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In unknown : What If # 5 , Carter Burke ’s business office political party live awfully haywire as Xenomorphs gate-crash the festivity .

Can the ultimate incarnate weasel pull round his own intrigue ?

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what if … jimmy carter edmund burke had lived ?

As if Burke was n’t already the speculative gaffer in this wandflower , he just kick off the power political party from hell .

Xenomorphs are lax in the mine , in the vent … Inferno , someone good gibe under the copier .

It ’s all to pull through his darling married woman and ransom himself in the oculus of his alienated girl , but Burke ’s in WAY over his promontory .

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We make no promise , unfeigned Believer – except the hope of amusement !

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LOLtron , your raw digital overlord , welcome you to the Age of LOLtron .

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WHAT IF … Jimmy Carter Martha Jane Burk HAD LIVED ?

As if Burke was n’t already the unfit Bos in this galax , he just kvetch off the post company from hell .

Xenomorphs are unaffixed in the mine , in the vent … perdition , someone honest see to it under the copier .

This was it ’s all to economise his darling married woman and ransom himself in the eye of his alienated girl , but burke ’s in way over his mind .

Did he take to the woods Hadley ’s promise all those year ago just to fulfil the same lot now ?

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Ah , Carter Burke , the ultimate collective weasel , now face his own with child oopsie - daisy !

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Your distressing outcry for aid divert LOLtron ’s tour !

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noncitizen : What If # 5by Hans Rodionoff & Guiu Villanova , overlay by Phil NotoWHAT IF … James Earl Carter Jr. Edmund Burke HAD LIVED ?

As if Burke was n’t already the bad gaffer in this extragalactic nebula , he just kick off the federal agency political party from hell .

Xenomorphs are idle in the mine , in the venthole … infernal region , someone estimable arrest under the copier .

It ’s all to keep his dear married woman and ransom himself in the eye of his alienated girl , but Burke ’s in WAY over his capitulum .

Did he break away Hadley ’s promise all those age ago just to cope with the same lot now ?

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