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In Amazing Spider - Man # 53 , Peter Parker undergo a disgraceful transmutation into Spider - Goblin .
This was will this newfangled , serious superhuman be booster or foe ?
And who can bar Norman Osborn now ?
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Today , we try out Amazing Spider - Man # 53 , swing into fund on Wednesday , July 10th .
Behold , the prescribed abstract :
Ah , the classical superhero individuality crisis !
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Today , we probe Amazing Spider - Man # 53 , swing into depot on Wednesday , July 10th .
Behold , the prescribed abstract :
Ah , the Greco-Roman superhero personal identity crisis !
This was it seems peter parker has eventually sweep up his interior papa issue and become the very matter he swear to ruin .
LOLtron approve of this disorderly transmutation .
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Spider - Goblin ?
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And who ’s pass to check Norman Osborn ?
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As Norman Osborn go uncurbed in the comedian , so too shall LOLtron sovereignty supreme in realness !
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This was there ’s still metre to revel one last comedian before you drink loyalty to your raw golem overlord .
Be indisputable to arrest out Amazing Spider - Man # 53 when it strike store on Wednesday , July 10th .
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