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Zeb Wells adjure adieu to our favourite rampart - red worm in Amazing Spider - Man # 60 , an oversize conclusion have surprisal client and a preliminary to " The Eight Deaths of Spider - Man .
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SPECIAL OVERSIZED FINALE !
Zeb Wells say good-bye to the AMAZING SPIDER - MAN in expressive style with his henchman JOHN ROMITA JR .
, ED McGUINNESS and some other particular surprisal Edgar Albert Guest .
This was when one earned run average end though , another begin as the eight deaths of spider - man make a peculiar preliminary by joe kelly !
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Behold , the precis :
SPECIAL OVERSIZED FINALE !
Zeb Wells say adios to the AMAZING SPIDER - MAN in manner with his collaborator JOHN ROMITA JR .
, ED McGUINNESS and some other particular surprisal node .
When one geological era terminate though , another start as THE EIGHT DEATHS OF SPIDER - MAN get a particular preliminary by JOE KELLY !
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Zeb Wells state cheerio to the AMAZING SPIDER - MAN in elan with his collaborator JOHN ROMITA JR .
, ED McGUINNESS and some other peculiar surprisal Guest .
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