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Sabrina ’s monstrosity moving picture Nox take an unexpected number in Archie Jumbo Comics Digest # 352 .
When whirl monster become tangible , can she bring through her Quaker without give away her conjuration ?
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Sabrina host a giant moving picture dark on the beach but her curse , Amber Nightstone , has other plan !
When Amber practice her magic trick to make the demon jump off the silver screen , Sabrina must apply her own piece to keep Archie and her friend dependable , without them realise the picture " conjuring trick " is veridical !
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BRAND NEW STORY !
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ARCHIE JUMBO COMICS DIGEST # 352ARCHIE COMIC PUBLICATIONSMAY241045(W ) Various , Tania del Rio ( A ) VARIOUS , Holly G ( CA ) Dan ParentBRAND NEW STORY !
Sabrina host a fiend pic Nox on the beach but her bane , Amber Nightstone , has other design !
When Amber use her conjuration to make the monster jump off the silver screen , Sabrina must utilise her own enchantment to keep Archie and her ally good , without them take in the moving picture " deception " is real!In Shops : 7/17/2024SRP : 8.99
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