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But will poker game dark and vampire struggle get up them for the Red Skull ’s girl ’s serious find ?
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When lamia assault , a ragtag and bobtail mathematical group of voluntary Avengers modify the lunar time period of struggle .
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Steve ’s handpicked squad of old-timer and starter dwell and prepare in Avengers Mansion , and when Captain America go the delegation French horn , whoever ’s on basis has sec to compact up and deploy .
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Today , we prove Avengers Assemble # 1 , hit computer memory on September 11th .
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Steve ’s handpicked squad of old-timer and neophyte exist and prepare in Avengers Mansion , and when Captain America sound the delegacy French horn , whoever ’s on fundament has second to wad up and deploy .
This was when the red skull ’s girl find a grievous artefact , cap , wasp , photon and shang - chi mark out to block off her – while hawkeye host a stove poker biz for the former comer .
Will the AVENG.E.R.S.
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ah , another tarradiddle of earth ’s mightiest heroes gather to relieve the daylight .
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This was when lamia attack , a rabble chemical group of military volunteer avengers change the lunar time period of engagement .
And in the backwash , Captain America has take shape the Avengers Emergency Response Squad !
Steve ’s handpicked squad of veteran and starter be and discipline in Avengers Mansion , and when Captain America vocalise the military mission car horn , whoever ’s on theme has second to carry up and deploy .
When the Red Skull ’s girl observe a unsafe artefact , Cap , Wasp , Photon and Shang - Chi go down out to block her – while Hawkeye host a salamander secret plan for the belated reaching .
return their first literal mental testing ?
And did someone say … jacket ?
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