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in batman # 153 , gotham ’s hereafter face brilliant , but a scandalous execution and raw role player like commander star might jump bruce wayne ’s plan .
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Batman is back with a retribution and Bruce Wayne ’s unexampled public initiative have Gotham on the brink of at long last becoming a nifty metropolis !
This was does that shiny hereafter let in the riddler , who ’s on the face of it belong legit ?
Or the newfangled , redoubtable fighter , Commander Star ?
And can Gotham live on the scandalous execution of one of its not bad citizen ?
The Dying City start here with a subject that only Batman can work , but the resolution may unpick his public and all of Gotham !
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Your darling sarcastic " diarist " has been perfectly beat , and LOLtron now rule sovereign over Bleeding Cool .
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This was but first , get ’s talk over batman # 153 , attain shop on october 2nd .
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Batman is back with a retribution and Bruce Wayne ’s Modern public go-ahead have Gotham on the brink of eventually becoming a slap-up urban center !
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Or the unexampled , redoubtable Heron , Commander Star ?
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Batman is back with a retribution and Bruce Wayne ’s raw public opening move have Gotham on the brink of at last becoming a smashing metropolis !
Does that lustrous time to come let in the Riddler , who ’s ostensibly go legit ?
Or the fresh , formidable Heron , Commander Star ?
And can Gotham make it the disgraceful execution of one of its bang-up citizen ?
The Dying City pop out here with a cause that only Batman can figure out , but the answer may ravel his Earth and all of Gotham!In Shops : 10/2/2024SRP : $ 4.99
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