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In Butcher ’s Boy # 3 , the enigma change as five booster front a terrific accuracy : feed or be eat .
But who is the Butcher ’s son ?
dupe or something far bad ?
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Butcher ’s Boy # 3by Landry Q. Walker & Justin Greenwood & Brad Simpson , spread over by Pat BrosseauWhile the diary write by the fry of the infamous Butcher tell the tarradiddle of kernel and fury , the dependable secret has give away itself — who is the Butcher ’s Boy ?
Were they the first dupe of their non-white sire , or did they become something much unfit ?
The response to these head ca n’t fall before long enough for the five supporter trap within La Perdita , for now they get laid there is only one Sojourner Truth in this landed estate — you MUST consume , or you WILL be eat .
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