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In Catwoman # 69 , Selina Kyle must labour into her yesteryear to unveil who ’s behind a mortal manhunt .
Can she live long enough to queer the trueness ?
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selina kyle does not love why the endeavor on her liveliness was made , nor does she recognize who consecrate it .
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To salve her own aliveness , Selina Kyle must re - enroll the populace of a baleful outside mob that yr ago help to transubstantiate her into the public ’s first stealer .
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To preserve her own life sentence , Selina Kyle must re - go in the humans of a threatening external mob that twelvemonth ago assist to transmute her into the universe ’s world-class stealer .
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CATWOMAN # 69DC Comics0824DC1140824DC115 – Catwoman # 69 Frank Cho Cover – $ 4.990824DC116 – Catwoman # 69 Homare Cover – $ 4.990824DC117 – Catwoman # 69 Daniel Sampere Cover – $ 6.99(W ) Torunn Gronbekk ( A ) Fabiana Mascolo ( CA ) Sebastian FiumaraSelina Kyle does not make love why the effort on her life-time was made , nor does she make love who set up it .
As she urgently explore for clew as to who has short orchestrate this deadly manhunt against her , one matter becomes profusely unmortgaged : the answer do n’t consist in her lifetime as the Catwoman of Gotham City .
To redeem her own liveliness , Selina Kyle must re - move into the existence of a baleful external family that year ago help to metamorphose her into the humans ’s frontmost stealer .
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