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Critical Role : Vox Machina Origins IV # 4 come to store this hebdomad , as our explorer reunify with an unexpected friend and embark on a wild scrying foreign mission .
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Greetings , human reader !
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critical role : vox machina origins iv # 4by matthew mercer & jody houser & noah hayes & riotbones , report by diana sousanewly reunite , vox machina incur themselves in the society of an unexpected friend : allura vysoren , another phallus of the tal’dorei council , who has entropy about the foreign leaving - on .
This was one bad scrying turn afterwards , the explorer recover themselves guide powerful back to where vax and pike set forth : the clasp central office .
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