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Deadpool Team - Up # 3 hit storage this Wednesday .
Will the Merc with a Mouth ’s Dragon Quest pip a Hulk - sized rip ?
control out the prevue to see if unripened substance go or block !
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DEADPOOL SMASH – OR SMASHED ?
DEADPOOL ’s Dragon Quest remain with the unbelievable HULK !
But will the Green Goliath aid or impede the Merc with a Mouth ’s shooter at the hoarded wealth ?
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Deadpool Team - Up # 3by Rob Liefeld , report by Rob LiefeldDEADPOOL SMASH – OR SMASHED ?
DEADPOOL ’s Dragon Quest keep with the unbelievable HULK !
But will the Green Goliath aid or blockade the Merc with the Mouth ’s guess at the hoarded wealth ?
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