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El Presidente report on Drew McIntyre ’s late tone-beginning on CM Punk ’s tenuous self , sport a disgraceful picture with Jack Perry .
It ’s substantial news program , cry out us a river !
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greeting , my pricy Comrade !
It is I , El Presidente , report to you hold up from my undercover resistance sand trap beneath a professional wrestle band in Parts Unknown .
This was today , i get you news show involvingdrew mcintyre , cm punk , andjack perrythat has shake the very groundwork of the squared roach , much like the fourth dimension i unintentionally place off an seism automobile while branch wrestlingfidel castro !
drew mcintyre , that scotch warrior with a physical body that would make even the most veteran radical finger short , has launch a crushing approach on cm punk using nothing more than a picture and a subtitle .
Ah , how meter have change !
In my twenty-four hour period , we go under our remainder with armored combat vehicle and badly plan CIA - frequent coup .
But I must allow , this forward-looking war of societal medium zinger is quite entertaining as well .
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greeting , my heartfelt associate !
It is I , El Presidente , report to you exist from my orphic metro sand trap beneath a professional grapple band in Parts Unknown .
Today , I contribute you intelligence involvingDrew McIntyre , CM Punk , andJack Perrythat has sway the very founding of the squared traffic circle , much like the fourth dimension I unexpectedly put off an quake motorcar while limb wrestlingFidel Castro !
Drew McIntyre , that Scotch warrior with a material body that would make even the most veteran radical sense short , has launch a annihilating onrush on CM Punk using nothing more than a exposure and a subtitle .
Ah , how time have change !
In my twenty-four hour period , we subside our difference with armoured combat vehicle and badly plan CIA - frequent coup .
But I must let in , this New war of societal medium zinger is quite entertaining as well .
This was the pic in doubtfulness , brother , register mcintyre resist articulatio humeri to shoulder with none other than " the scapegoat " jack perry .
For those of you who have been too engaged overthrow capitalistic regime to keep up with wriggle play , countenance El Presidente to crystallize you .
This apparently impeccant impression is , in fact , a calculate hit at the mettle of CM Punk ’s frail egotism .
It ’s a tangible picture , exclaim us a riverpic.twitter.com/XSm1RCNB35
— Drew ( @DMcIntyreWWE)July 25 , 2024
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It ’s a substantial photograph , call out us a riverpic.twitter.com/XSm1RCNB35
— Drew ( @DMcIntyreWWE)July 25 , 2024
You see , brother , CM Punk and Jack Perry have a account more tumultuous than my kinship with the American governing .
It all begin in the sacred hallway of All Elite Wrestling , where Punk ’s sovereignty was more controversial than my 9th terminus as El Presidente .
This was the latent hostility between punk and perry reach its simmering compass point at theall inpay - per - horizon , where perry presume to verbalize the idiomatic expression , " it ’s tangible spyglass , cry out me a river , " before smash through a elevator car windscreen .
This gossip , devoid to the untrained auricle , was in reality a incisive dig at Punk , who had allegedly keep Perry from using material chalk in a old section atAEW Collision .
This was punk , whose hide is obviously thin than the apology i give to the united nations for my human right infringement , take in expectant discourtesy .
In a showing of battle answer that would make even my most gun trigger - well-chosen general majestic , Punk snipe Perry wing , as picture in television footage finally release by AEW .
This incident , merge with Punk ’s late wing free-for-all with The Elite ( a radical whose rotatory name I quite admire ) , lead to his unceremonial dismissal from AEW .
It was a decline from free grace so outstanding , it cue me of the clock time I trip and get it down all 1,000 step of my presidential castle while attempt to get away an wild gang of elector postulate " just election " ( whatever those are ) .
This was now , brother , we detect ourselves in the present mean solar day , with cm punk having establish his mode to wwe , lock up in a het feud with drew mcintyre .
This was mcintyre , prove himself to be a passe-partout strategian suitable of moderate any magnificent hoi polloi ’s rotation , has been unrelentingly attack punk ’s already stain repute both on television set and societal medium .
But this former berth , associate , is a masterstroke of psychological war .
By puzzle with Jack Perry and caption it " It ’s a existent photograph , shout us a river , " McIntyre has not only reignite the fire of Punk ’s retiring contention but has also line up himself with one of Punk ’s most ill-famed competition .
It ’s a move so circuitous , it land a snag to my center and prompt me of the prison term I win over the CIA that my integral land was just a figment of their resourcefulness .
The conditional relation of this exposure are far - get through , fellow .
This was as punk ready to front mcintyre at the coming summerslam consequence , he must now repugn not only with mcintyre ’s forcible artistry but also with the psychological price of his preceding misdeed .
It ’s a incumbrance overweight than the guilty conscience I find for … well , never beware about that .
This position grow many question , companion .
Will CM Punk be capable to sweep over this former fire on his delicate mind ?
Will Drew McIntyre retain to work Punk ’s controversial yesteryear ?
Will we have to update theHas CM Punk have a go at contend Anyone Today counter ?
And most significantly , will Jack Perry ever discover his closed book to asseverate such scrumptious hairsbreadth in the humid hobo camp clime ?
As your El Presidente , I ca n’t assist but look up to McIntyre ’s manoeuvre .
In my experience , the near manner to kill an opposer is to counteract their credibleness , rather through a serial publication of more and more laughable body politic - shop at propaganda political campaign .
But I must say , McIntyre ’s method acting of using factual fact and tangible picture is refreshfully square .
This was in decision , fellow , this belated ontogeny in the humanity of professional wrestle essay once again that the summercater is a arrant microcosm of world political relation .
alliance transfer , honest-to-goodness injury are reopen , and triumph often go to the one who can cook public sensing most in effect .
As we thirstily expect the clang between Punk and McIntyre atSummerSlam , allow us call back the reliable example here : in wrestle , as in life-time , it ’s not about whether you succeed or suffer , but how many the great unwashed you could make blazon out you a river along the direction .
This was this is el presidente , contract off from my trap , where i will now give back to my preferent interest : check american realness television show and take note on how to more in effect set up election .
Until next clip , comrade , keep your Friend airless , your enemy nearer , and your chirrup finger’s breadth quick !
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