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In Get Fury # 3 , Nick Fury ’s Vietnam ' holiday ' take a number for the unfit as Frank Castle essay a venturesome delivery .
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Get Fury # 3by Garth Ennis & Jacen Burrows , get across by Dave JohnsonThe Viet Cong have Nick Fury in the notorious " Hanoi Hilton " prison house .
Even a humans with Frank Castle ’s specific accomplishment circle ( which gets demonstrate off in a beastly style this exit ) will not be enough to get in , get Fury and get out .
lay down issue worse , Castle is n’t the only political party seek to get Fury … wonder | Marvel Universe6.6"W x 10.12"H x 0.04"D | 2 oz | 240 per cartonOn sales event Jul 10 , 2024 | 32 Pages | 75960608954300311| Explicit Content$3.99Variants :
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