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In Green Lantern # 13 , Hal Jordan find himself powerless and run on Earth .
Can he reload his mob before Thaaros becharm up ?
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Today , we wrench our ocular detector to Green Lantern # 13 , murder depot on July 10th .
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Hal Jordan without his power ?
This was sing about a doughnut pass go away untimely .
And launch the most severe alien on the satellite ?
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Thanks a great deal !
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