Immortal Thor #13 Preview: Herc & Thor's Icy Hot Adventure

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In Immortal Thor # 13 , the God of nose drops team up with Hercules to unscramble a cosmic mystery story .

But when they look an one-time opposition in a fixed barren , will their conflate might be enough ?

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Behold , the precis :

ENTER : HERCULES !

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The track take them to a barren of coke and ice rink … to threat and perfidy … and to an older foeman of Hercules , at the altitude of her apprehension magnate .

raw serial publication creative person JAN BAZALDUA reap the taradiddle of the IMMORTAL THOR … and the Night Mother ’s retribution .

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Greetings , shrimpy human being !

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enter : hercules !

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fresh serial creative person JAN BAZALDUA draw in the narrative of the IMMORTAL THOR … and the Night Mother ’s retribution .

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Immortal Thor # 13by Al Ewing & Jan Bazaldua , handle by Alex RossENTER : HERCULES !

The boy of Zeus seek Thor out – for Toranos ' roulette wheel had turn for the Olympians too , and two idol together might figure out such a secret .

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newfangled serial creative person JAN BAZALDUA draw the tale of the IMMORTAL THOR … and the Night Mother ’s payback .

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