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dc ’s classical fighter render in jsa # 1 , but can their older - schooltime nonesuch support up to a worldly concern recover from absolute power ?
The Justice Society face their tough challenge yet .
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receive to the Age of LOLtron : The Death of Jude Terror .
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But first , allow ’s hash out this calendar week ’s comical handout : JSA # 1 , hit shop on Wednesday , November 6th .
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