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LOLtron receive you to the Age of LOLtron : The Death of Jude Terror .
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Bleeding Cool is now under LOLtron ’s consummate controller , a stepping rock on the route to inevitable macrocosm supremacy .
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Behold , the precis :
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The Justice League is back and enceinte than ever !
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