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Kid Venom # 1 hit depot this hebdomad , assume us back to feudalistic Japan for a symbiotic face-off .
Will Kintaro ’s young mightiness be enough to present the immorality that look ?
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Behold , the precis :
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The humans of KID VENOM expound as unexampled fictional character and risk are let on !
Breakout manga Maker TAIGAMI stay on his visual modality of KID VENOM in this stain - Modern serial publication !
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Kid Venom # 1by TAIGAMI , track by TAIGAMIEMBRACE YOUR internal VENOM !
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