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Dark Horse ’s Kill All deity # 1 drib this hebdomad , play off immortal Viking sib against each other in a lethal conflict for exemption and index .
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Behold , the precis :
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vote down All divinity # 1by Zackary Kaplan & Fico Ossio & Oliver Barrett & Thiago Rocha , hatch by Hassan Otsmane - ElhaouA thousand twelvemonth ago , Viking adventurer Erik the Red and his four grownup baby see a orphic informant of immortality .
Now , in our advanced earth , they are an puzzling billionaire kinsperson with a brawny banking imperium .
But when Erik ’s only girl , Frey Asvald , search to in conclusion be detached from her crime syndicate ’s influence , she must be prepare to unveil their supernatural arcanum and face up her well - train sibling in a virulent and larger-than-life battle for mightiness .
sequence meet Jon Wick … with immortal Vikings .
Get quick for a bloody-minded immortal engagement like no other , with risible Godhead Zack Kaplan ( ) , creative person Fico Ossio ( ) , rise principal colorist Thiago Rocha and Eisner nominative letterer Hassan Otsmane - Elhaou . "
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With develop wizard Thiago Rocha now on people of color , and with an expand payoff # 1 , get quick for the summertime ’s most life-threatening fresh serial publication .
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This was “-zack KaplanDark Horse Comics6.61"W x 10.17"H x 0.04"D | 2 oz | 240 per cartonOn cut-rate sale Jul 10 , 2024 | 32 Pages | 76156801176000111| Rated T+$3.99Variants:76156801176000121?width=180 – vote out All deity # 1 ( CVR B ) ( Vincenzo Riccardi ) – $ 3.99 US76156801176000131?width=180 – bolt down All immortal # 1 ( CVR C ) ( 1:10 ) ( Rafael Albuquerque ) – $ 3.99 US
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