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Marvel Holiday Tales to astound # 1 hits depot this hebdomad , feature festal sport with the Fantastic Four , Kitty Pryde ’s Hanukkah high jinx , and a Spider - Men New Year ’s jubilation !
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Marvel Holiday Tales to astound # 1by Gerry Duggan & Marvel Various & Phil Noto , pass over by Luciano VecchioHOLIDAY HIJINKS IN THE MIGHTY MARVEL MANNER !
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