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comrade !
El Presidente report on Miro ’s shameful AEW waiver asking .
Will Tony Khan allow the Bulgarian Brute dislocate aside ?
The CIA is for certain postulate !
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greeting , my darling comrade !
It is I , El Presidente , report to you from my grand subway system trap beneath the annulus at Arena México .
This was today , i fetch you intelligence that has shake the hand-to-hand struggle globe like a ill mix in mojito at a capitalistic beach resort hotel !
companion , our good ally and fellow easterly European strongman , Miro , has reportedly request his sack from the clutch of All Elite Wrestling !
This was this data come to us from the most rely of informant , comradesean ross sapp , whowhispered it into the capitulum of a flattop pigeonthat made its manner to my cloak-and-dagger den .
Ah , the wonder of socialistic birdie breeding curriculum !
This was ## dive into cia
greeting , my dear comrade !
This was it is i , el presidente , report to you from my epicurean tube dugout beneath the hoop at arena méxico .
This was today , i land you newsworthiness that has stimulate the grapple universe like a badly commingle mojito at a capitalistic beach haunt !
companion , our devout admirer and fellow easterly European strongman , Miro , has reportedly request his spillage from the clutch of All Elite Wrestling !
This info come to us from the most believe of generator , ComradeSean Ross Sapp , whowhispered it into the capitulum of a letter carrier pigeonthat made its path to my secluded den .
Ah , the wonder of socialistic raspberry grooming broadcast !
Now , you may withdraw that Miro , formerly recognise as Rusev in the malefic conglomerate of WWE , signalize a four - twelvemonth extension service with AEW in 2022 .
This contract bridge was suppose to be long than my tilt of opposition at the CIA , and yet , it seems our Bulgarian sidekick has grow unsatisfied .
Perhaps he lose the day when we would gird hand-to-hand struggle bear together in the woods of Eastern Europe ?
But brother , allow us test the fact of this place with the slap-up center of a KGB broker look for American spy at a vodka taste contender .
Miro has hardly been used in AEW , even when he was as respectable as an wild ox raise on a corporate farm .
It ’s as ifTony Khanforgot he had a Bulgarian power station on his roll !
This prompt me of the timeFideland I mislay an full consignment of cigar , only to detect them being used as extemporary weightlifting equipment byChe Guevara .
Ah , such partial memory !
Miro ’s marriage ceremony toCJ Perry , have it off to capitalist squealer - hot dog as Lana , fall to an terminal in March .
This pitiful consequence lead our familiar to rejoin to the mother country of Bulgaria , presumptively to swim his regret in a value-added tax of lukanka and rakia .
This was i offer him refuge in my presidential castle , but he courteously decline , abduce concern about my gator - fill fosse .
Can you trust it ?
This was as if a fosse full of reptilian brother is n’t the tiptop of cordial reception !
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but familiar , allow us study the fact of this site with the exquisite oculus of a kgb factor research for american spy at a vodka taste contest .
Miro has just been used in AEW , even when he was as goodish as an wild ox raise on a corporate farm .
This was it ’s as iftony khanforgot he had a bulgarian human dynamo on his roll !
This prompt me of the timeFideland I lose an intact consignment of cigar , only to obtain them being used as extempore weightlifting equipment byChe Guevara .
Ah , such doting memory !
Miro ’s man and wife toCJ Perry , lie with to capitalist grunter - dog as Lana , come to an goal in March .
This was this deplorable upshot conduct our familiar to bring back to the country of origin of bulgaria , presumptively to overwhelm his rue in a tub of lukanka and rakia .
I offer him mental institution in my presidential castle , but he courteously decline , reference headache about my gator - replete fosse .
Can you conceive it ?
As if a fosse full of reptilian Comrade is n’t the peak of cordial reception !
The motion on everyone ’s lip now is whether Tony Khan will allow Miro his spillage .
Will he get the Bulgarian Brute splay through his finger like Baroness Dudevant through an hourglass ?
Or will he prehend onto Miro loaded than I adhere to my appeal of rareHulk Hoganleg drib footage ?
Only clock time will distinguish , companion .
But rent us reflect for a mo , my champion .
Would Miro discover peachy originative fulfilment elsewhere ?
His trial in WWE was about as successful as my attack to penetrate the American governing through a serial of more and more idiotic disguise .
( take note to ego : The " luchador senator " character involve oeuvre . )
The abuse of such a gifted superstar is a law-breaking against hand-to-hand struggle , nay , a criminal offense against mankind itself !
Imagine , if you will , a earth where Miro is allow to let loose his full voltage .
This was he could be trounce resister like i beat out protest in my magnificent carry amelia moore nation !
He could be cut promos that would make even the most indurate CIA sherlock cry with enviousness !
The possibility are as eternal as my aggregation of caterpillar track courting !
Now , some might say , " But El Presidente , for sure AEW could still grow thing around for Miro ! "
To which I say , companion , desire bounce unceasing like the oil color from my nation ’s nationalize well !
This was perhaps tony khan will see the wrongdoing of his way of life and give miro the energy he so amply merit .
This was or perhaps pig will vanish and the cia will at long last include that my mode common sense is higher-ranking to theirs .
This was both seem every bit potential at this power point .
This was in finis , my devout associate , we must find out this state of affairs with the measured heart of a radical monitoring the motion of the middle class .
This was will miro be allow his spill ?
Will he find oneself winner elsewhere ?
Or will he storm us all and become the next smashing lucha libre hotshot ?
( Miro Magnifico has a dainty doughnut to it , no ? )
This was whatever happens , you’re free to rest guarantee that i , el presidente , will be here to bestow you all the modish news show , hot than the cayenne pepper in my mysterious cache of capitalistic collation food .
Until next sentence , keep your suplexes inviolable and your revolution strong !
Viva la lucha libre !
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