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Mystique # 1 hit storage this calendar week , foretell a thrilling espionage story as Nick Fury quest after Marvel ’s most knotty flesh - stir mutation .
But who ’s really pull the drawing string ?
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Today , we ’re diving into Mystique # 1 , hit storehouse on Wednesday , October 16th .
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From laurels - bring home the bacon God Almighty Declan Shalvey ( MOON KNIGHT ) , MYSTIQUE sieve through the glum underbody of the Marvel Universe to tell apart a taradiddle of natural process and espionage direct Marvel ’s most secret variation .
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