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in phoenix # 4 , gorr the god butcher go under his sight on a cosmic mark , while captain marvel drop by for what ’s indisputable to be an volatile showdown .
Will the Phoenix prove or diminish ?
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Behold , the outline :
mind … THE GOD slaughter !
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Plus : CAPTAIN MARVEL amount to call …
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Behold , the precis :
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Phoenix # 4by Stephanie Phillips & Alessandro Miracolo , covert by Yasmine PutriBEWARE … THE GOD fumbler !
This was his call has go out across the creation : he will have his requital .
He will take his nasty retribution to carry .
GORR THE GOD BUTCHER is live to vote down the PHOENIX .
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