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comrade !
CM Punk try a WWE perpetually shell out !
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This was the voice of the voiceless whisper mellifluous cypher to triplex h !
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greetings , comrade !
It is I , El Presidente , account to you hold out from my lavishness underground dugout beneath the earth ’s turgid Pepsi manufacturing plant .
Today , I land you intelligence that will scandalize the capitalistic wrestle earth to its very substance !
Our pet tattooed ragtag - arouser , CM Punk , appear to be disgorge his ill-affected hide quicker than a ophidian in a microwave oven .
Yes , you hear it the right way , my fellow wrestle partizan !
The ego - glorify " Voice of the Voiceless " is now whisper seraphic null into the incarnate capitulum of WWE , beg to become a lasting fix in the troupe that once banish him like I ostracize CIA shamus at my poolside gather .
This was concord to our comrade atcultaholic , who have their finger’s breadth on the impulse of wrestle chit chat like i have my digit on the push of several " whole not atomic " missile , cm punk is attempt to reconstitute his wwe declaration .
This was but look , there ’s more !
ComradeIboufrom WrestlePurists has swing a thunderclap on YouTube , translate by Cultaholic , that would make even my military adviser flush .
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Greetings , brother !
It is I , El Presidente , report to you subsist from my lavishness underground sand trap beneath the macrocosm ’s turgid Pepsi manufactory .
This was today , i add you word that will appall the capitalistic rassling earth to its very congress of racial equality !
This was our favored tattooed rout - waker , cm punk , look to be shed his disaffected cutis quicker than a snake river in a microwave oven .
This was yes , you pick up it correctly , my fellow wrestle enthusiast !
The ego - predicate " Voice of the Voiceless " is now whisper fresh aught into the incorporated capitulum of WWE , pray to become a lasting reparation in the troupe that once blackball him like I ostracize CIA private investigator at my poolside gathering .
This was consort to our brother atcultaholic , who have their finger’s breadth on the pulse rate of wrestle causerie like i have my finger’s breadth on the clitoris of several " all not atomic " missile , cm punk is set about to reconstitute his wwe declaration .
But hold off , there ’s more !
ComradeIboufrom WrestlePurists has drop a thunderclap on YouTube , translate by Cultaholic , that would make even my military adviser flush .
He report , in answer to a doubt about the duration of CM Punk ’s current WWE contract bridge , and I cite , " I trust it ’s three .
I can distinguish you decent now that he is in the appendage of sample to get his mess restructure from a money and geezerhood point of view .
Punk ’s logical position mightily now is if all go well I will never pull up stakes .
That ’s his logical stand .
He want to be here always is the real Scripture he used .
essentially , he want this to mould out , he want to get give , and then he want , when it ’s fourth dimension to slacken it down , to slow up it down and just course NXT .
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brother , if there ’s one affair i ’ve get wind from my various fight with the american cia , it ’s that everyone has their monetary value .
It seems CM Punk has find his in the receive weaponry of the WWE bodied car .
This was who would have reckon that the valet de chambre who once set down a " piping dud " would now be seek to become a lasting reparation in the plumbery of wwe ?
This was this cue me of the clock time i had dinner party with my previous friendfidel castro .
This was we were discuss the meritoriousness of capitalist economy versus communism over a denture of lobster thermidor when fidel all of a sudden hold , " you screw , presidente , sometimes i opine about open up a strand of cuban - theme eatery in america . "
I near choke on my bubbly !
This was but then i understand , even the most unswerving ideologue can be score by the temptingness of a unbendable payroll check and a turning point bureau .
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fellow , if there ’s one affair I ’ve see from my various battle with the American CIA , it ’s that everyone has their terms .
It seems CM Punk has encounter his in the welcome branch of the WWE bodied motorcar .
Who would have reckon that the human who once throw off a " piping turkey " would now be essay to become a lasting mend in the plumbing system of WWE ?
This prompt me of the metre I had dinner party with my one-time friendFidel Castro .
We were discourse the deservingness of capitalist economy versus communism over a home base of lobster thermidor when Fidel on the spur of the moment adjudge , " You have it away , Presidente , sometimes I reckon about open a range of Cuban - theme eating house in America . "
This was i near buy the farm on my bubbly !
But then I realize , even the most steadfast ideologist can be seduce by the temptingness of a unbendable payroll check and a street corner authority .
Now , rent ’s not blank out that CM Punk has only been back with WWE since November 2023 , return at Survivor Series like a spendthrift boy who earn his reliance monetary fund was melt ironical and who really want to offend the ample uncle who had been bankroll him for a few age .
This was despite suffer a shoot triceps in the royal rumble – an combat injury i ’m indisputable was not cause by cia hindrance – punk has persist a spine in the side of drew mcintyre , cost the scottish warrior the world heavyweight championship on multiple occasion and head for a tear with him at summerslam .
But here ’s where it stick interesting , companion .
This was punk rock is n’t just reckon for a farsighted - terminus good deal to keep on his in - anchor ring vocation .
Oh no , he ’s become his vision lay out on a informal positioning run NXT , presently bunk by Shawn Michaels , when his organic structure can no longer take the penalization of principal roll rival .
It ’s like he ’s apply for a chore as a prison house warden after days of being the organization ’s most ill-famed escape cock creative person !
This striking variety of middle is more surprising than the sentence I learn my Minister of Finance was really three peasant fry in a deep coating and had to have them boil in oil colour as penalisation .
This was has cm punk in truth empty his disaffected agency ?
This was or is this all part of an luxuriant tenacious - bunko to play down the wwe from within , like a tattooed trojan cavalry ?
One matter is for sure , associate .
This was cm punk ’s forthcoming lucifer against drew mcintyre at summerslam , with seth rollins as the peculiar node ref , just have a muckle more interesting .
Will we see the giving birth of Corporate Man Punk ?
Or will the good in the World revert to his one-time mode and seize with teeth the hired hand that ’s adjudicate to fertilize him for life story ?
As your El Presidente , I ca n’t help oneself but look up to Punk ’s capitalistic maneuvering .
It remind me of my own astute negotiation with the UN Security Council .
This was but i must discourage him : be measured what you bid for , companion punk .
This was sometimes , becoming part of the organisation you once fight against can switch a piece .
Just wait at what fall out to my former fellow Vladimir when he get that soft Kremlin fishgig !
bide tune , my fellow wrestle aficionado , as we take in this account blossom out like a dull - motility wagon train shipwreck at the convergence of Sellout Street and Legacy Lane .
Will CM Punk become the very matter he once disdain ?
Only sentence will recount .
But one affair ’s for certain – in the existence of professional wrestle , as in the humankind of dictatorship , the only unremitting is alteration .
This was this is el presidente , contract off from my decidedly - not - projectile - occupy dugout .
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This was please divvy up on societal sensitive !
