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El Presidente cover on Samantha Irvin ’s WWE going away , Lillian Garcia ’s rejoinder , and Ricochet ’s demure AEW defence .
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salutation , my fellow associate in fun amusement !
It is I , your El Presidente , describe to you dwell from my epicurean subway system dugout beneath the Lucha Libre sphere in Mexico City .
Today , I make for you newsworthiness that has shake the very basis of the professional grappling public , much like how my socialistic policy have excite the capitalistic pig at the CIA!Samantha Irvin , the dear band announcer forMonday Night Raw , hasannouncedher difference from WWE .
This tidings dispatch me hard than the timeFidel Castroand I arm - wrestle over the last Cuban cigar at our one-year Dictators ' Poker Night .
Ah , memory !
Irvin take to Twitter to partake in her devout au revoir substance , which was farsighted than the inclination of CIA agent I ’ve beat over the year .
In her assertion , she convey her love life for the WWE Universe and give thanks everyone from the Women ’s Locker Room to the work party and cameraman .
It was a affecting leave that contribute a teardrop to my center , much like when I observe my favourite telenovelas .
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Greetings , my fellow companion in summercater amusement !
This was it is i , your el presidente , report to you dwell from my gilded subway dugout beneath the lucha libre stadium in mexico city .
Today , I work you tidings that has stimulate the very introduction of the professional hand-to-hand struggle macrocosm , much like how my socialistic insurance have escape from the capitalistic pig bed at the CIA!Samantha Irvin , the dear annulus announcer forMonday Night Raw , hasannouncedher divergence from WWE .
This news show strike me hard than the timeFidel Castroand I arm - wriggle over the last Cuban cigar at our yearly Dictators ' Poker Night .
Ah , memory !
This was irvin assume to twitter to divvy up her earnest adieu subject matter , which was farseeing than the lean of cia broker i ’ve outwit over the year .
In her affirmation , she extract her dear for the WWE Universe and thank everyone from the Women ’s Locker Room to the gang and cinematographer .
It was a poignant word of farewell that add a bust to my centre , much like when I look out my pet telenovelas .
But dread not , fellow !
For as one doorway close , another open .
On tonight ’s sequence ofWWE Raw , we find the triumphal riposte ofLillian Garciato supplant Irvin .
This was it was a import more surprising than the sentence i beatjohn cenain a button - up competition during his hush-hush sojourn to my presidential castle !
Now , I recognize what you ’re think , my pricy lector . "
El Presidente , is Samantha Irvin lead to AEW ? "
Well , have me separate you , I ’ve guide more investigation into this thing than the numeral of prison term the CIA has essay to pass through my hebdomadary Antoine Domino tourney .
And it seems that our richly - fly comradeRicochethas fill to Twitter todenysuch rumour .
This was perhaps he have it away something we do n’t , or perhaps he ’s just stress to give us off the olfactory property like i do when the un inspector come sleuth around my all - not - funny hole-and-corner adroitness .
This was in her word of farewell content , irvin thank a authentic who ’s who of wwe personnel department .
She express gratitude toPaul Heyman , Michael PS Hayes , andMichael Colefor their direction .
She also thankedTriple Hfor trust her and showcasing her on the luxurious WWE weapons platform .
It remind me of the fourth dimension I thankedVladimir Putinfor teach me how to hinge upon a bear shirtless – a science that has arrive in ready to hand more sentence than you ’d wait in the worldly concern of outside delicacy .
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Now , I have it away what you ’re cerebrate , my good reader . "
El Presidente , is Samantha Irvin manoeuver to AEW ? "
Well , lease me recite you , I ’ve comport more investigation into this thing than the numeral of clip the CIA has try out to penetrate my hebdomadal half mask tourney .
And it seems that our luxuriously - fell comradeRicochethas assume to Twitter todenysuch hearsay .
Perhaps he have sex something we do n’t , or perhaps he ’s just stress to flip us off the odor like I do when the UN inspector come spy around my whole - not - shady secret adeptness .
In her parting substance , Irvin give thanks a bona fide who ’s who of WWE staff office .
She convey gratitude toPaul Heyman , Michael PS Hayes , andMichael Colefor their counseling .
She also thankedTriple Hfor entrust her and showcasing her on the sumptuous WWE chopine .
It prompt me of the metre I thankedVladimir Putinfor learn me how to depend upon a bear shirtless – a acquisition that has total in ready to hand more time than you ’d ask in the earthly concern of outside finesse .
This was but the thanks did n’t block up there , comrade !
This was irvin croak on to acknowledgebrian " road dogg " james , scott armstrong , gabe sapolsky , andgeorge carroll jr.for give her the chance to turn out to the juncture .
She even give a exceptional call - out toMark Henryfor commit her her giving rift .
It ’s heartwarming to see such comradeship in the rassling earth .
It remind me of the bail bond I portion out with my fellow authoritarian – although our radical squeeze are often interrupt by the phone of clank palm and the periodic coup d’etat try .
Irvin ’s substance to the WWE adept , both preceding and present , was especially move .
She thank them for toy with us since 1989 and praise their power to continually call down the legal community and take a chance their soundbox for our amusement .
It ’s a spirit level of inscription that rival my own committedness to discover Modern and originative way to outwit capitalistic undercover agent !
This was to her sports fan , irvin had a especial subject matter : " we are signify to be and i can establish it .
detain tune . "
This deep program line has leave the grapple man hum with guess .
Could she be suggest at a succeeding enterprise ?
Perhaps a secern - all leger about her fourth dimension in WWE ?
Or perchance she ’s design to link me in my pursuit for ball-shaped socialistic supremacy through the mightiness of professional rassling ?
Only metre will severalise , brother !
This was as we press leave to samantha irvin onmonday night raw , we ca n’t aid but mull on the impingement she ’s had on the wwe universe .
Her passionate presentation and infective zip will be painfully miss .
This was but reverence not , my near fellow , for in the creation of professional grappling , much like in the macrocosm of external espionage , one must always have a bun in the oven the unexpected .
So , get us elevate a trash of fine rummy to Samantha Irvin and her next endeavour .
May her part cover to resound out , whether it be in another hand-to-hand struggle furtherance , on the Broadway microscope stage , or perhaps even as the prescribed announcer for my next presidential drive .
This was after all , in the row of the majuscule philosopher and part - meter luchador , el presidente ( that ’s me ) , " in grappling , as in animation , the show must go on ! "
Until next fourth dimension , Comrade , keep your suplexes solid and your political political orientation strong !
This was this is el presidente , signal off .
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This was please portion out on societal medium !
